I just ate a cashew....I'm pretty sure it existed before I ate it.

I am typing right now.

lionrock beat me to the punch...
<strike>wrong, how can nothing exist? it doesn't!
my friends, the glass is half empty.</strike>

wrong. you are not typing now, but looking at porn instead. admit it.

i repeat, the glass is half empty.

never empty- 1/2 water, 1/2 air.

Smurfette was a slut.

Correction of tense, she IS a slut, never stopped being one.

Halx owns the domain for the website this forum you are looking at is on.

Wrong. Domain is defined as an X value, and hal does not use/pronounce the X at the end of his name. Therefore, the domain is not his, but belongs to people whose nicks have pronouncable X's in them.

If someone had the nick "sex," they would own the domain.

Incorrect "sex," is Invalid.

Mr.Deflok isn't sexy.

I believe you left out the comma (.) after the word "isn't"... and I've told you not to use our pet names on this forum!

I just saved this thread!

This isn't a thread it's a game.

Games are fun.

Sure, games are fun until...
http://www.3kingdoms.net/galleryvz/XiahouDun02.jpg
It happens almost every time.

I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

No, you should have been a Lawyer, or a Doctor... (your mother told you so)

Crackprogram is two words without a space in between.

Wrong! If there was no space between them, the letters would be stacked on top of each other, rendering them illegible.

You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.

wrong Grump...............'cept Alice.

arlo guthrie rocks man

Wrong! Arlo "folks" not "rocks".

Despite the name, "omelettes" are not female.

Actually, they could have been female, or male, there is no way to tell, it could have turned out either way for the chicken, or the rooster if you believe in fate...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy.

(/me sounds el-wrongamundo buzzer...)

crack would rather have a whole case in front of him...


sherry was originally fermented in spain...

you are wrong, my friend sherry got pickeled in texas

justin ripped off janet's top accidentally

wrong- as he claimed, it was "clothing manufacturer malfunction" or something to that extent.

Parking Fees are just a way to collect loads of extra money.

Wrong!!! Having your car towed for some arbitrary reason whilst parked is a way of collecting loads of money.

It tastes like chicken.

Actually it tastes like ass.

Cancer Sucks!

no astro, Cancer doesn't suck, it blows.


The New England Patriots won the Superbowl in 2004.

bundy, where do you live...the panthers LOST the superbowl in 2004...

Phil! How can you live with the wrongness of NOT offering a new proposition to the thread? A wronger wrong hath ne'er been wrought!

This thread was about enter the after-forum.

Wrong!

The thread wasn't headed for the after-forum... It was in fact, headed for the before-forum.

I had a wicked cool dream last night where I had sex with a very beautiful woman. That was, of course, after going through a maze to get to her...

Wrong, that wasnt a woman, seems you have issues to resolve in our next session

www.tfproject.org is the best community on the net!

it's not ON the net, it's PART OF the net.

the internet is not an actual tangible net.

Then you've never seen a cluster of Cisco routers with thier cabling criss-crossed to catch the unwary network engineer.

I've been there and I've done that.

maybe so, but you haven't worn out the tee-shirt...


the "ugly stick" sits right in front of my keyboard, ready to wreak vengence on anyone who disagrees with me...

There is no such thing as an ugly stick.

Singing soothes the soul.

Perhaps... unless it's country music!
That would make you WRONG!


Uncle Phil occasionally beats himself with the ugly stick out of pure boredom.

wrong! Uncle Phil beats himself because he is insane!

Chinese food is yummy

oh that's wrong, i got food poisoning last time i ate chinese.

suzy is a sex goddess.

maybe your suzy, but the suzy i know is horrible.

Elephants cant jump

sure they can...ever hear the one about the guy with two bricks?


gravity is serious...

gravity isn't serious, the ground is


I think therefore I am

sorry, xim, that was rene descartes...


bones is from chicago...

Wrong, bones is from Georgia
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/original/bones.shtml

Halx is da man

WRONG!

Halx is certainly no man... more like some kind of super-man.

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it HURTS!!

...:p

Wrong
Your not to sexy for your shirt, you just forgot where you put it.

Alaska is the coolest place on earth

Wrong
Alaska is almost the coolest, Canda is cooler

Dumbnutofak is a true statement

this is too easy...Dumbnutofak is not even a false alarm...


pillars of salt are made of...SALT...