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Meridae'n 07-13-2003 11:42 PM

I'm not sure that's the case. I've been known to put a little soft jazz on in the bedroom in the early hours of Sunday... works a treat.


Uncle Phil cannot spit a grape 90 metres.

Fremen 07-14-2003 12:52 AM

He could if he was on the Moon. :)

Sophia Petrillo is one funny octogenarian.

uncle phil 07-14-2003 04:29 AM

not when i'm spitting a grape at her...


jefferson city is the capitol of missouri...

TIO 07-14-2003 08:01 AM

Silly Philly...'M' is the capital of Missouri!

The Google search engine can be found at http://www.google.com

Conclamo Ludus 07-14-2003 09:27 AM

Not when your disconnected from the internet TIO!

Windows 3.11 for Workgroups is definitely outdated.

Drider_it 07-14-2003 10:05 AM

Thats nice, but your wrong.. workgroups dont date windows 3.11 they date the upper echelon to get ahead.


Passing a driving test is easy

Minx 07-14-2003 11:23 AM

Unless you are a cow and then that opposable thumb thing comes into affect.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed.

uncle phil 07-14-2003 01:09 PM

silly minx, MATTER can neither be created nor destroyed...


suicide is painless...

Pheatius 07-14-2003 02:05 PM

Uncle Phil, that would completely depend on if you were successful or not and your chosen method. There are too many variables to state an absolute as the answer.

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Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Fly 07-14-2003 03:34 PM

wrong....we're doing a hell of a job fucking up what we have goin' here.and we're better at it.

a noose has 13 knots.

Fremen 07-14-2003 05:24 PM

Wrong, a "good" noose only needs one.

Seriously, toe jam sucks.

Fly 07-14-2003 06:35 PM

not if you have a cat..that way you can make it into a little ball for goofy entertainment....i mean really...everyone knows that.

...but...belly button lint sucks....

bundy 07-14-2003 08:39 PM

belly button lint actually blows (if youŽre lucky).


Ed Gein enjoyed skinning people.

Fremen 07-14-2003 10:49 PM

Wrong, he enjoyed eating them, but skinning? Nope.

Mr. Snuffleupagus ate Elmos' Mama' ass off.

bundy 07-14-2003 10:57 PM

goodness me, how wrong can you be Fremen - looks like weŽll have to release the moths again.


first of all, it was Big Bird who ate out Elmos maŽs ass. Snuffy just watched.
Mr Gein was a skinner, in fact he was the major influence for Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs.


ok, now, David Gray writes great songs.

Fremen 07-14-2003 11:38 PM

Quote:

Mr Gein was a skinner, in fact he was the major influence for Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs.


My mistake, I confused him with >Alfred Packer<. Now that I re-read that article, though, A.P. doesn't even rate as a cannibal, just a maybe cannibal. :rolleyes:

Ok, carry on. :p

uncle phil 07-15-2003 03:46 AM

fremen, willie's getting into your head a little much lately...it's carry OFF...


bruce willis was married to demi moore...

Drider_it 07-15-2003 06:13 PM

wrong.. Demi Moore was married to Bruce Willis until she got the cover of the mag when she was pregnant.. she then dumped him ..


Having your face slide across a metal grider is painful

grumpyolddude 07-15-2003 06:17 PM

You'd think so until you had your balls slide across a metal grider.

A man is incomplete until he is married.... then he is finished!

uncle phil 07-15-2003 06:40 PM

grump, you've got to be old enough to know better...a man is COMPLETE until he is married...then he is COMPLETELY finished...


nancy sinatra's boots were made for walkin'...

Drider_it 07-15-2003 06:45 PM

Nancy sinatra's boots were made to be sold on ebay for a 100k


Given the fact that water is a liquid in any other state it is still a liquid

Conclamo Ludus 07-15-2003 06:45 PM

Not when its in the state of confusion. Nobody knows what it is.


Marsupials have pouches to carry their babies in.

Meridae'n 07-15-2003 07:06 PM

Marsupials, such as the Kangaroo, don't have babies, they have joeys. Therefore cannot stuff their pouches with non-existant babies.


If you don't shit, you die.

Fly 07-15-2003 07:38 PM

more then one opening my friend.nothin' like a little binge and purge eh.

it sucks to have to puke.

grumpyolddude 07-15-2003 07:41 PM

Got yer directions skewwed, ther, fly. If you suck when you puke, you'll choke. It BLOWS to puke. Hence, "blowing chunks", eh?

It's tiring educating these young fellers.

Drider_it 07-15-2003 07:55 PM

your wrong.. making tires has nothing to do with educating young fellers..


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.. the world may never know

uncle phil 07-16-2003 04:19 AM

drider, we must learn to quantify a statement in order for it to be proven wrong...therefore, you are just WRONG...


campbells chicken noodle soup is sold in cans...

Meridae'n 07-16-2003 04:37 AM

Since they're made primarily of tin, i'd sat that those 'cans' aren't quite what you think...


Ja Rule has the worst voice ever.

uncle phil 07-16-2003 01:18 PM

mer, you have plumbed new depths in your quest for the ultimate wrong...celine dion is worserer...


KWSN is a radio station in south dakota...

Pheatius 07-17-2003 12:58 PM

Uncle Philsterwrongo...KWSN is a member of the TFP.

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Bobby Brown is a bad influence on Whitney Houston.

uncle phil 07-17-2003 01:00 PM

pheatius you've got a wedding on your mind or something, because your brain sure is short-circuited...bobby brown is a bad influence on EVERYBODY...


eskimo pie is not pie, nor is it made by eskimos...

Sen 07-17-2003 01:44 PM

Sure it is, if by pie you mean ice cream covered in chocolate and by Eskimo you mean people in an ice cream factory. So, there!

There isn't a word in the English language that rhymes with orange.

grumpyolddude 07-17-2003 03:15 PM

Sure there is... it's just that Bones hasn't shared it with us yet.

The sun is approximately the same size as 14 Gala Melons.

Fly 07-17-2003 03:50 PM

sorry grump...14 gala melons are 7 sweet lookin' XXX stars man.

it is hotter than hell out right now.

grumpyolddude 07-17-2003 10:32 PM

Flyman, it's a matter of perspective. When you sober up, consider this:
Quote:

Virgil Moorefield: The Temperature in Hell is Over Three Thousand Degrees
What more proof do we need?

Freckles are fun to count.

uncle phil 07-18-2003 04:30 AM

grump, wake up and smell the roilet...freckles are fun to EAT...


qwertyuiop is the top row of letters on a keyboard...

Miranda 07-18-2003 04:43 AM

IGNORANT CHILD!
There ARE NO letters on a keyboard!
There are KEYS! Keys that make MUSIC!
Twit...

LSD; melts in your mind, not in your hand.

Fremen 07-18-2003 04:53 AM

Oh how wrong can one person be?
I shall never try it so it does not melt anywhere near me.

Sheena got the jungle booty that is SO fine!

Pheatius 07-18-2003 07:39 AM

Fremen, obviously the East Texas heat has gotten to you.
Sheena used to have the jungle booty that look so fine, but she lost it in a poker game with Bones and now he rents it out on the weekends to foreign tourists.

...

Nobody hears the voices in my head but me.

grumpyolddude 07-18-2003 09:05 AM

Sorry, Pheatius, your voices told me that you are a habitual wrong-sayer.

The man behind the curtain is the Great and Powerfel Oz!


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