kdub, you are miserably incorrect and it pains me to make amends in such a manner, but ham doesn't exist, it diminishes exponentially in proportion to the amount of people seated around the dinner table...


lewis carroll coined the word "jabberwocky..."

The word "jabberwocky" was first fabricated by George Washington, who said, as they were crossing the Delaware, "Hurry up and row, you jabberwockys."

I coined the story about George Washington and the word "jabberwocky".

No you didn't, it was your mum calling out from the kitchen when you asked her what to write.

The whole of France celebrates Armstrong's historic 5th Tour victory.

wouldn´t the Americans love to think that.
The homeless Algerians in Paris couldn´t give a shit.

The Great Barrier Reef is the largest and greatest reef in the world. it is the only reef structure visible from space.

Bah, my Beef is a lot greater than this "Great Rarrier's".

When you get the first letters of two consecutive words confused, it is called a Spoonerism. "Canilla Voke, Great Rarrier Beef, and Sylvester Stallone" are examples.

Actually, I invented that and you simply snuck into my mind whilst I did slumber and pry that particular piece of information from my comatose brain.

Lobo is the greatest comic book character ever.

Ever.








Ever.

...and TFP cause me to miss the last episode of Trigun that was shown on [Adult Swim]

johnny, i hardly know ye, but you bring wrongness to new depths of depravity...TFP doesn't cause one to miss ANYTHING...


crabapple cove is in maine...

Crabapple Cove was in Maine. It about 40 seconds, it will be wiped off the map... Launch the Mole Squadron!!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTT...(wrongoleum buzzer)...mole squadron got stuck underground...


a little old lady got mutilated late last night (in london)...

Wrongy wronga wrong wrong! It was a little gold lady.

The eyes! They burn!!!1!

WRONGO, the fire burns

At least the chicken crossed the road...

Incorrect: The chicken was flattened, however the egg crossed saftly therefore coming first.

The sea..she blows

The sea, being an inanimate object, cannot blow.

I am not a stud.(ha, this one's impossible to disprove)

That's not what that beardy bus driver was saying to me the other morning. Quite a glowing report, he gave you.


It's too hot to go outside.

It is not too hot to go outside where I am.

The world is rotating.

Not if you're looking at it from the moon it isn't. It's all about perspective.

Happy is the man who can laugh at himself.

WRONG!!!!!!Happy (Gilmore) isthe man who wanted to play hockey but became a golfer.


If you have a cat and she has 3 kittens, you now have a cat and 3 kittens.

Wrong.
you have 4 cats.

Feb. had 28 days this year

bender, no wonder you are so misunderstood...because you are soooo wrooooonnggg...each month for the past umpty-ump years has had 28 days...


dump trucks haul dirt...

Nope not at all, it seems you have misunderstood.... dump trucks haul gravel and bricks...

The sun will rise tomorrow morning.

that depends on where you live. In antartica the sun will not rise tomorrow morning.

for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Unfortunately, more fire, you left your education at the schoolhouse door. In the real world, actions are mostly one-way: paying taxes, mortgage interest, and alimony are prime examples.

I'm never scared.

wrong g-pod, you were scared when phil showed up in the middle of the night pushing velour sleeper jammies. Bad uncle phil, bad!

Todays' college kids are, for the most part, stupid.

sorry fremen you're wrong, if they were stupid why would they bother getting a college education? At least they're trying to remedy their ignorance!

I think this lump may be cancerous...

No, that's your penis

I miss my A/C

No, you're being acclimatized for the first time in your life. You'll get used to it.

Ben and Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Chunk is the most delicious ice cream.

Wrong. That's an opinion, and opinions cannot be stated as factual.

I weigh under 200 lbs when on the planet Earth.

Yeah, but how often do you get here? Plus I am not so sure, I think you are using outdated conversion tables.


We the work is done, my house will be double the size it is now.

"Work is never done"

I like swords.

no, swords like you.

this thread is on it's 40th page.

no, it's not...a page refers to a book which is made of paper...this isn't paper, as a test...try wiping your butt with it...feel like paper?



I'm shocked at how long this post has stayed on the top of tilted nonsence.

cnor, oh cnor...how wrong you be...if you were truly shocked you would realize that your next post in tilted nonsense would remove this post from the top...


7-up is clear...

Ha! Wrong! 7 UP is yellow. Oh holy crap, why does my 7 UP smell like urine???


Aaanyway


I did not take my medication today

You're wrong, rl33. You didn't take your bath today. (phew!) ;)

It's time to go to Fist City for the next poster.

http://www.dreamscape.com/danny/scoo...s/fistcity.jpg

Uh,...... no.


It's 1:22 am and your parents are DOING it!

Wrong it s 1:44 and i dont belive my parents r doing it.

No human lifeform has traveled to a distant galaxy.

Ahh, there you are so wrong, my friend.
They do it all the time in Star Trek.

Surgery hurts.

Surgery does not hurt when you are asleep and drugged up.


He-Man was the best 80's TV show.

wrong there mate, He-Man was not the best 80's TV show, 'Night Rider' was.


Scotch is the best alcoholic drink.