Um...yeees, but the big party was last night. Where were you, Uncle Phil?

BTW, I used to have an Uncle Phil. He lived on Ferry Hill, had fish and chips for lunch every day, and smoked himself silly from the age of 13 right up to his death aged 92. My Grandad told me he'd always been a lazy bugger, but I didn't care as he was always very nice to us nippers.


Anyway, Snuff (the condiment) is making a comeback hereabouts.

wrong castex I am from hereabouts, and it never went outta style!



This thread just wont die.

mid, you must be hanging out with fly and inhaling...this thread will die ony if we, the diehards, let it...


ann coulter dresses like a female...

I have seen males that dress like females, therefore if ann coulter dresses like a female, she may be dressing as a male (who dresses like a female).

two plus two equals four.

sorry pal..............

that to me is two-four......lottsa wobbly pops in a two-four

uncle phil dresses up in female sleeper jammies.

No Flyman Uncle Phil dresses up like little bo peep and crawls thru slime before bedtime.

queedo, how wrong you be when you try to kill a thread in such a manner...


webster's dad was alex karras...

Phil....Webster's is a book and its father was a tree.

Noise hair is not attractive.

bender, bender, bender...either i haven't taught you how to spell well, or you're not being attentive to your keystrokes; either way, nose hair is very attractive if braided/plaited properly...


warren zevon is kwsn's personal god...

so sorry phil my friend....but....

warren zevon IS kwsn.

purity is the body of the flavour. (thanx to phil for that)

WRONG! Purity is the flavor of the body

I like to feel boobies

Wrong, you like to TELL people you like to feel boobies to cover up for the fact that you like to feel peepees!


X-Ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be cool.

Wrong! X-ray glasses at a cheerleading competition would be HOT!

20FL OZ is equal to 1.25PT or 591ml (per the label on my Dasani)

cnor, how wrong can you be? 20 floozies are equal to 125 part-time lot lizards looking to get 591 miles between them and that security officer driving the old desoto...


leaves are green...

JAPANISE PLUM LEAVES ARE PURPLE

BOBBY LOVES LINGERIE!

b(.)(.)bby, you are so wrong that it's going to come around and bite you on the ass...EVERYBODY loves lingerie...


arnold stang was an horrific actor...

Obviously you haven't watched "Top Cat and the Beverly Hills Cats" Staring Arnold Stang as the voice ot Top Cat.



It tastes like burning.

nope..... it tastes like a fine wine.


Mastubation dose not kill kittens.

NOPE!! I killed one this morning after my hand slipped and broke its neck.

"Pretty In Pink" is the best 80's High School movie.

I don't think so johnny. Have you not watched "The Breakfast Club"??



I think it smells like burning.

hmmm "it" cannot burn because the word it is an abstract idea and ideas are not physical so they cannot burn.

i had to edit this because i forgot to write something true.

It's just that they're burning the stubble in the fields, Darling. The car's fine.

England will win against Lichtenstein at football this evening.

in a hog's sty they will...liechtenstein doesn't have enough of a male population to form a football club...


tin whistles are made out of tin...

Post before Uncle Phil beat me to the punch:

castex o castex wherefore art thou brains castex? Everyone with an ounce of football common sense knows no one can 'win' against Lichtenstein; you can only lose by not scoring at least 5 goals on them on the way to an inevitable victory.

Post after Uncle Phil beat me to the punch:

Tin whistles have cork balls...(Can I say that on national television?) so they are not 100% tin....

You can send someone to school, but you can't keep them from eating the covers off the books.

You can stop them by removing the covers of the books first, and giving them a good breakfast so they won't be hungry.

I just scratched my head.

That wasn't YOUR head you scratched...AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH



Most people who's appendix bursts...die.

*****!!!!!(LOUD GONG SOUND)!!!!!*****sandman, this has to be one of the wrongest of the wrong, even wronger than castex's leichtenstien football thing...most people whose HEADS burst...die...


latin is a dead language...

Jeez uncle phil. You're still filling everybodys head full of crap. I have NEVER heard Jerry Garcia sing any song in Latin!


The Beatles started a rock revolution

O Paddyjoe, I am dissappointed in you...the rock revolution started soon after the earth slowed down and started to cool around 4.2 billion years ago. As the earth was not yet cooled below 1200 degrees celcius yet, there is no way beetles could have existed to help form any rock, much less lead a revolution.

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Jolene Blaylock is an attractive woman.

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PS - Et tu abutorusus Uncle Phil.

phaetius, et tu vera dicts (i think the grammar is correct...)

:lol: pig latin :lol:

phaetius, another gong for the cause, jolene blaylock couldn't carry anna nichole's jock strap...


neil young was born in canada...

Niel Young was born in a hospital !!
C'mon Phil are you trying to be wrong ?

tin foil makes a poor snack food.

Tin foil is an inanimate wrapping sheet of metal, not capable of independent thought (or any thought at all for that matter). Therefore Tin Foil does not make any type of snack food, poor or of any other socio-economic status or quality.

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The Sun will come out tomorrow.

The Sun will come out tomorrow, but only because your sense of time is incorrect. There is no such thing as tomorrow because we are always in today.

The San Antonio Spurs won the 2002-2003 NBA Championship.

Wrong. 2002-2003=-1. There was no NBA Championship in the year -1.

A man is a man.

unless he is a woman

God is dead

Not according to all the money you have on you...change & bills!


I feel your pain.

What you're feeling ain't my pain, pervert.

George Bush is the greatest president we've ever had.

Not if you count the whole dumbass thing

The universe is big