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It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!
OK, so here's the idea, for anyone who doesn't know...
The first person makes a (supposedly) undeniable statement. The next poster has to somehow prove him wrong, and make a statement of their own. EXAMPLE: Poster 1: The sky is blue Poster 2: Maybe by your perception, but everyone's perception of colors is different, meaning your red could be my blue and vice versa. I like cows Get it? Pretty easy. So to begin: Monty Python's Flying Circus is better than SNL. |
wrong......snl is the shit,python's done dude.
one is the loneliest number (thanx for startin' this KWSN) |
Nope, zero is the lonliest number. I'd rather have one person with me than zero.
Water consists of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom. |
That's a water MOLECULE, not WATER in general. If I'm buting a bottle of water, and all that's inside is two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom floating around, I want my god damn money back.
Potatoes grow underground. |
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Actually, your mouth is just the delivery truck, the words are manufactured in your brain.
Dr. Atkins has died. |
There's more than one Dr. Atkins... just so you know.
I live on Long Island. |
there is no way a collection of bear cubs can win anything more than thier mothers teat
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WRONG! you're supposed to make a statement that can be contradicted by the next poster!!! |
KSWN doesn't live on Long Island, it's actual name is Paumanok, which means "Land of the long waters".
The cubs won't win the world series because the Yankees <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html">bought every player in baseball</a>. It's a warm day in Southern Indiana. |
no you dont love that new forum smell you just miss the old smell
one day ill be as cool as the rest of you |
You are so wrong phred, you didn't leave a statment either. So that makes your reply to stan wrong and what you left for me wrong.
Bwaahhh haaaa haaaa haaaa Crap, I was too slow to get phred. Wrong, stan, you will never be as cool as me unless you grow a beard and gain 125 pounds. My shit don't stink. |
you shit does stink rockogre thats what you get when one eats taco bell and drinks yop all day every day
i can grow a bread and gain 125 pounds |
BREAD DOESN'T GROW!
I am posting WAY too much today |
You just think you're posting way too much today.
In actuallity, You aren't! (But Python does rules over SNL!) The sun is shining. |
East Coast UNITED STATES is better than West Coast, but West Coast Asia OWNS East Coast Asia... Japan is one of the coolest countries around, boiee!
The sun's energy comes from nuclear fusion. |
wrong..my sun gets it from wheaties.
cereal is best eatin in the morning |
Wrong! Cereal is the perfect midnight snack
Lightning cannot crash (despite what 'Live' says) |
you are WRONG vermin. Lightning can most definitely crash. In fact, just the other day I witnessed a crash between a 1999 Ford Lightning and a 87 Chevy stepside.
My head is unmessable. |
INCORRECT! I could really mess with your head with a claw-hammer.
My god sucks. |
the new He-Man is better because.. i said so?
I am in a wheelchair. |
not any more you're not. you're on the floor now.
My God is better than your god. |
No way man, I can hit people with my god, where-as your god is immaterial.
Small green apples are better than large red ones. |
My god was a hippie so he could peace out your god. (jesus)
my hair is brown. |
Well Sion you'd think you were right.. But when you were looking at the pictures of our gods, you were really looking at MY God as the better God. Sorry to break the news to ya, but YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!
KWSN is a God. (hah!) |
WRONG!!! KWSN is a lawn guy...
upstate rules... |
no, because their toes are smaller.
Hats are un-fun |
WRONG!!! Those big novelty foam cowboy hats are a hoot!!
TFP is great! |
YER WRONG..... it's..... super!
i own a keyboard. |
Looking at the # of posts you've got already, I'd say it's more like the keyboard owns YOU.
My balls itch. |
youre balls arent itching. the skin/ nerve endings are
the sun will rise tommorow morning |
Wrong! the sun doesn't rise, the earth spins.
The time is now 1:54 AM. |
once again vermin, you are wrong. the time is now 3:31 am.
my sneakers have holes in the soles. |
wrong, your body grew through them...
the werewolf is still in london... |
Then why did I see him on Fifth Avenue?
You all think you're so smart! |
No. I'm actually a moron and the next statement is false.
The previous statement is true. |
No the previous previous statement is false.
Maserbation will not make you go blind. |
if you whack it and it squirts in your eyex, you'll go blind then
Macs suck |
Macs do not suck! they yank
my dog's name is Jeb. |
No. Your dog's name is Falafel. Trust me. It is.
I don't have a dog. |
yes you do. it was an oscar meyer, i saw you put it behind your back.
the boston redsox will not win the world series this year. |
They will indeed!
the world series of suck! The Atlanta Thrashers did not make the Stanley Cup Playoffs this year. |
sure they did.they're just masquerading as the colorado avalanche
detroit red wings will win the cup this year. |
Yeah, the Riders Cup!
Dusk is just before dark. |
No dusk is well after dark... Da comes before Du... did you take English class? Jeez.
The Red Wings got swept by the Mighty Ducks in the first round of the playoffs this year. |
Actually the wings weren't swept anywhere, they got on a bus and went home.
There are stars in outerspace |
actually the they arn't stars. the whole black curtain with holes cut in it is how it is. accept it!
water is wet |
water itself is not wet, its just that you get wet when you go into the water.
advertising is a soul-less industry. |
Wrong, the AD Council sponsors many a good cause.
There is no god. |
- This post does not exist... go along now.. shoo-
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never heard of a goat likin' candy.
the skin at the end of my dink is pink *edit* WTF? |
Wrong, I'm colorblind so it doesnt look pink to me.
I just posted a message |
Incorrect Billy, you didn't actually POST the message, TFP did.
I just won a free Vanilla Coke. |
Your are wrong GakFace you already bought it.
My eyes are closed! |
Sorry, wrong yet again, you're eye LIDS are closed, as yoru eyes cannot actually close.
I should go to bed. |
wrong. "I" should go to bed!
I'm watching stargate SG1. |
Wrong! You are watching a vacuum tube coated with phosphorescent material glow.
It's so late already I will just skip sleep and stay up for 48 hrs. |
in your dreams...
the easter bunny didn't leave me any peeps... |
Oh he Peeped at you alright!
I'm going home! |
wrong! crazy is more like it.
coffee is better hot in the morn. |
wrong! coffee is better hot period!
sleeping in is nice to do. |
Sleeping in what? An Iron Maiden? I disagree.
My computer's suckiness stems from the fact that I use Windows 98 |
Sorry KWSN...Windows 98 uses you...
I'm addicted to grape Kool-Aid |
Grape Kool-aid ain't made from grapes, it's purple flavored sugar water.
Whole wheat bread is better than white bread. |
You're kidding, right? White bread is SO much better than whole wheat... whole wheat is plain nasty.
I don't have a billion dollars. |
Yes you do, It's just all in Traveler's Checks and Francs
Your Mother is a whore |
No...she's more of a high-class hooker.
my pants are wrinkled. |
nah you just need new glasses
I need caffeine |
Nonsense, You've got nothing a good Anal Sex session wouldn't heal.
Dolphins sure do like to have sex with things |
no they don't; they like to have sex with other dolphins...
your bowels are full of shit... |
nope.had a nice dump this mornin'.
my toilet is plugged up. |
I really don't think your toilet is online dude.
I need to get laid. |
Nope you just *think* you do
My dog is sleeping right now. |
No, he's just playing dead because he doesn't want you to make out with him again.
I am eating Beef Jerky. |
hahah that's not beef jerky...that was my last dog that died
all my pets are female |
No, they're all transvestites. I wonder where they get it from...
(kidding, Atropos4 is awesome) The next poster will not give me a billion dollars. |
Wrong, I will give you a billion dollars (in the year 5023)
I am wrong. |
Wrong, you just haven't applied enough explosives to make it right yet.
Dick Clark is not the devil. |
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Wrong, you will start watching it at 12:01, which is tomorrow morning.
There is nothing but trees, cows, and scary hillbillys in the Catskills. |
WRONG.....yoo dun fergot tha rednicks
bugs bunny rocks |
i thought he hopped :)
Goat Babies are called kids |
Wrong, goat babies are called a midnight snack.
Anti-freeze tastes like kool-aid. |
Wrong-o, Anti-freeze was invented first!
NC State had the best football team in the ACC last season. |
WRONG! Maybe what someone thinks is 'best' is the guys with the most colourful uniforms.
Ice is cold. P.S. Thanks for ressurecting this post |
wrong...not when you live in antarctica...
dictionaries are full of words... |
Wrong! Dictionaries are never full, the language keeps growing.
It would be easier on everyone if we rounded pi off to 3 |
Wrong....It would be easier to round to 0, would make math so much easier.
There are cows on dairy farms. |
WRONG, a dairy farm can have only goats and make goat milk products.
dictionary.com says a dairy is... A commercial establishment for processing or selling milk and milk products. A place where milk and cream are stored and processed. no cows needed :) -------------------------------------------- I attended a history class today |
WRONG! what if the farm goes out of business, then there aren't any cows left.
My computer isn't as good as it could be. |
Wrong! Your computer has reached its maximum potential and is therefore obsolete; it must be cast into fires from whence it came.
The movie is never as good as the book. |
it was a comic book, of course the movie was better.
i love beer |
I don't think so...it's crack you crave.
I don't have to think about breathing. |
You have to think about not thinking about not breathing so in all actuality you are thinking about breathing
Vanilla Ice shoud be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame |
WRONG- he should be in a white rapper hall of fame(featuring suprisingly few people)
smoking causes lung cancer |
WRONG. Smoking causes purchase of leather jackets and sunglasses.
I am wearing socks. |
Wrong! Your feet are just in disguise
I am right handed! |
wrong, you're looking in a mirror...
green acres is the place to be... |
Wrong! Green Acres are the thing to avoid!
Paper is thin! |
unless you buy a whole ream.
the st.louis blues will win tonight.(hehe) |
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