|
Nope...not here it isn't.
I would rather be in bed than at work. |
Wrong! you'd rather be working in bed.
I'm in the middle of a seminar |
WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is in the middle of seminar not i'm !!!!!!!!
I cant really think of a fact to post. |
sure you can, you just did
knowledge is power |
Wrong!!
Knowledge isn't power elect. is I would rather be in bed with Minx. |
oh bourgeois, bender, you'd rather be anywhere with minx...
tsunamis are the wave of the future... |
tsunamis are more of a surge than a wave...
Sailors often get blown offshore |
Nah, they don't let girls on the boats.
Everybody loves magical poop. |
balderdash...it messes up your pipes...
fritos taste like corn... |
No, they taste like ass....
AC/DC fucking rocks |
No, they are as OLD as rocks...
Rocks are damn old... |
compaired to the universe, no rocks are not old at all.
the universe is old |
As my old man used to say... the universe is only as old as the girl it feels
The pope is catholic |
according to what i have seen the popes a jew
Your dog enjoys humping legs |
My dog is dead! nahh just kidding i don't have a dog
I live by the beach |
Sorry 3leggedfrog your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you inhabit a dwelling that is close to a beach.... you only really live when your dress up like Lucile Ball at the karioke bar! hahaha sorry! That last statement was a lie. |
no, no, no, little grasshopper...if you said it, there is some validity somewhere...
a pig's ass is pork... |
nope the meat we get from the pig's ass is pork otherwise its still his ass.
Elvis died in the 70's. he is not walking around or fly or whatever today. |
Nope, he is very much alive - He is in my basement as we speak
Sex and food are the two greatest comforters known to man |
Huh uh, let's be specific...a blow job and a steak.
Humidity makes you sweat. |
mrsandman you are so wrong heat makes you sweat humidity just pisses you off.
I can hop on one foot |
not if you can't touch the ground in, say, the water.
water is wet |
nonononono my little green friend, it's only the fusion of the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that make it appear to be wet; actually, it's slippery...
today is school budget vote day... |
Depends on where you live!
I'm tired and want to go to bed... |
Sorry Mac you want to go to sleep.
the only absolute in life is zero |
wrong, there are two other absolutes you've not mentioned. these are death and taxes, baby!
i come from a tiny, remote island in the pacific that has a total resident population of 2000. |
I doubt that is the exact population at this moment in time...
Time is relative... |
time is not a relative of mine in fact time is my enemy we each try to kill one another.
flying is simply falling and missing the ground. |
flight is rotationally tangential to gravitic attraction, and therefore not falling.
‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.’ |
Wrong - If all men were equal, who would win and who would lose the race? We are not equal, we are all unique - the fact that we should respect each other is an entirely different matter
My secretary has nipples like hte thumbs of a blind bricklayer |
wingnut, that is SOO not right...she has nipples like the HANDS of a blind bricklayer...(i tried to shake them once...)
kermit is green... |
so sorry phil....buddy's kids frog,same name,is brown.....
toads have warts |
Nah, they GIVE you warts, and a fucken bad headache if you lick the bastards...
people kill people |
No its the devil that makes them do it
Donkeys can kick the shit out of you |
That statement is not absolute... ANYTHING can pretty much kick the shit outta you (women, men, cars, other large moving objects)
Weapons of mass destruction have not yet been found since the war on Iraq began this year, but clues are abundant. |
The war on Iraq did not start this year. It started long ago, and was merely abundant...
Humans are the apex of evolution on earth thus far |
Not abundant, I mean DORMANT.
My apologies... |
Sure they have, United States used them in abundence.
The Advertisement Industry has you. |
opps to late
ok pyrate is wrong because insects are the apex. The Advertisement Industry has you. |
Frog... you are wrong... the MATRIX has you...
I am hungry for food |
balderdash, you're hungry for a big mac, not real food...
cinderella's fairy godmother was a nice lady... |
Phil, Phil, Phil..... your worng she wasn't a lady she was a fairy, an old one but a fairy just the same.
I have a thirst. |
no you have a craving called thirst you dont have a thirst
the matrix and the Advertisement Industry are the same thing |
no, because you have a choice (in most cases) whether or not you want to buy whatever the Advertisement Industry is selling, until you figure out a way to get out of the matrix, you have no choice but to be there.
Newspapers contain words |
Wrong..news papers contain chips ( Freedom/French fries )
and fish. The door is open |
What are you blind man? The door is plainly closed.
Sheesh. Bender got his avatar today. :D |
He certainly didn't on the other side of the international date line.
It's raining quite heavily right now. |
no its not, sumones pissing on your roof....
The Zeppelin album "how the west was won" is the number one seller right now |
Nup, just had a look... not even close over here.
Green eggs go best with ham |
only if your wanting some nasty bacteria
Minx, apparently, plays well with others. |
I seriously doubt it. She has to beg people to come to a BBQ at her house.
Playing on the TFP can use up a lot of time. |
Bah, it's not the playing that wastes your time, it's the reading and the typing that takes most of it up...
Larry Bird won 3 consecutive NBA MVP's - 1984, 85, & 86 |
No not really Larry and the team won. He didn't do it alone.
Books have pages. |
online books don't have pages
human's must breathe to survive |
Not quite acurate - They need to breathe air( amixture of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide) to survive. No good breathing Helium, although that might have a funny effect
Crocodiles are dinosoaurs |
Wrong! Crocodiles are Crocodiles!!!
So far, (excluding this post), everyone has been proved wrong by the next poster. |
so you think...some people lie...
jim morrison is buried in paris... |
No, he is buried under 6 feet of dirt
The element that is most common in the earth's crust is oxygen |
Wrong! The most common element in the earth's crust is Graham Cracker Crumbs.
53 miles is a long drive. |
Not to me... I'm used to traveling hundreds of miles... anything ofver 500 miles is a long drive...
A long drive is relative to the person(s) it concerns. |
Wrong!!
53 miles is a long walk, but a short drive. I typed this |
Maybe... but there is no way for any of us to know that!
I am now classified in the Tilted Forum as "Tilted". (without the quotes) |
It dont see tilted avert your eyes
i just posted |
Did you just post, or what it actually just your hands doing your evil handiwork? ::quirks a brow::
My monitor has pixels. |
Maybe... but how do we know you are on a computer you own?
Johnny Bravo likes to do the Monkey... |
No Johnny likes to do a dance called the monkey, please don't put your own fetishes on poor Johnny.
I have a smirk on my face. |
at the time you wrote this maybe but most likely not now
The B rated movie bucket of blood is a hard to find. |
nonono, froggy...my nephew did a production of bucket of blood in his back yard last summer...
the producers and moon over parador were on amc back-to-back this past saturday... |
Uncle Phil you and i both know that movies do no have backs ... well i hope you know that.
sound is just vibrations |
eh? Sound is really a series of waves that transfer energy. The vibrations come when those waves hit our eardrums...
Ants have 5 noses |
not true, this if so this is jstu a generalization as it cannont be said that ants have 5 noses, maybe some.. but not all due to GM and accidents etc.
TV is the greatest invention ever |
without electricity, tv is nothing.
Hydrofluoric acid is the strongest inorganic acid. |
Huh uh, I'd say based on my acid reflux..stomach acid is.
Seeing is beileving. |
I seen a polar bear ride a moose on the Simpsons last night... and I still don't belive it
The Statue of Liberty's nose is 1.37 metres long |
not in this pic i am looking at it is less than inch.
meridae'n is insane |
Is Meridae'n insane, or is this accusation simply the result of Meridae'n's actions contrasting from that which 3leggedfrog percieves as being "not insane"? ... :) Insanity, as with much everything else, is relative.
The background color for the TFP is a dark teal-ish color. |
not if your color blind
stiltzkin is tilted |
I'm not really tilted, just a bit slanted.
w00t is the sound an owl makes when it is aroused. |
Don't think so. It's what grandpa says when he can't hear me.
We don't do metric, and that's final. |
who is this we there buddy
theories are not facts |
A theory can be a fact even if it hasn't been proved yet...
Chickens urinate through their skin |
el wrongomundo...chickens molt through their skin...
we're finally getting sunshine today... |
Wrong .... Wrong ........ Wrong...... YOU might be getting sunshine.... but you say we're as in we are........ we is you and I ...I am not getting sunshine.... so I think the we part is wrong. (and I don't even want to debate the finally part)
I am going to work overtime tomarrow! |
Wrong! Time is continuous, it has no beginning and no end. Therefore working “over ” it is impossible!
On a push button telephone, the number “1” button doesn’t have any corresponding letters on it. |
it does on my cell phone it says mail.
there is no sentences that cannot be contradicted. |
Yes there are...
I watched all nine shorts of the Animatrix with frog, another friend and my GF. |
You couldn't have watched them with a frog, seeing as how a frog wouldn't likely sit still long enough to watch all of the Animarix shorts with you. ;) (btw, the Animatrix shorts are fucking awesome)
n00bs get pwned |
Not if nobody realizes that they're a n00b.
l337 sp34k r t3h r0x0rz |
1337 5p33k 15 73h 57up1d
Most washing machines are white. |
Not a pure white... usually an off-white... most artists can tell you that :)
white is the presence of all colors |
mac, how utterly wrong you are...white is the symbol of purity (see below - one-third of my signature)
ballantine beer was originally brewed in newark, nj... |
you're nuts uncle phil. I've had ballentine and it was more likely made in SEWER k, nj. jeez, you're even a genny drinker, too!
I'm going to have a few beers tonite. |
Your definition of a 'few' is relative and not an absolute truth... what if something happens to not allow you to consume a 'few' beers???
I wrote this at 17:22:30 |
Over here the time was 11:22:30... I don't know where you pulled the other time from.
A ducks quack doesn't echo |
Sure it does, if you record it and play it back two times in a row :D
A vagina is a beautiful thing. |
Unless you are gay... then its just a Vagina...
The Vagina is part of the female reproductive system. |
nahh its just the opening the flopian tubes on the other hand...
flopian tubes are a part of the female reproductive system |
Wrong! fallopian tubes are, but flopian tubes are just tubes with no rigidity
A large percentage of the women pictured on the Titty Board have an STD. |
wrong, you little rodent...a majority of women pictured in the TB MAY have an STD, but how does that explain the proliferation of unprotected sex portrayed therein?
alphabet soup contains noodles... |
Once again uncle phil, you're nuts. They call it alphabet soup because they're LETTERS.
I'm leaving for work in an hour. |
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