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Minx 06-02-2003 06:45 AM

Nope...not here it isn't.

I would rather be in bed than at work.

vermin 06-02-2003 06:56 AM

Wrong! you'd rather be working in bed.


I'm in the middle of a seminar

Midlandmadman 06-02-2003 07:38 AM

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is in the middle of seminar not i'm !!!!!!!!



I cant really think of a fact to post.

3leggedfrog 06-02-2003 08:20 AM

sure you can, you just did

knowledge is power

bender 06-02-2003 08:35 AM

Wrong!!
Knowledge isn't power elect. is

I would rather be in bed with Minx.

uncle phil 06-02-2003 12:41 PM

oh bourgeois, bender, you'd rather be anywhere with minx...


tsunamis are the wave of the future...

Meridae'n 06-02-2003 04:53 PM

tsunamis are more of a surge than a wave...


Sailors often get blown offshore

KWSN 06-02-2003 05:07 PM

Nah, they don't let girls on the boats.


Everybody loves magical poop.

uncle phil 06-02-2003 05:17 PM

balderdash...it messes up your pipes...



fritos taste like corn...

krwlz 06-02-2003 05:53 PM

No, they taste like ass....

AC/DC fucking rocks

THE MAC GOD 06-02-2003 06:40 PM

No, they are as OLD as rocks...

Rocks are damn old...

3leggedfrog 06-02-2003 09:12 PM

compaired to the universe, no rocks are not old at all.

the universe is old

Meridae'n 06-02-2003 09:42 PM

As my old man used to say... the universe is only as old as the girl it feels


The pope is catholic

opentocomments 06-02-2003 09:50 PM

according to what i have seen the popes a jew

Your dog enjoys humping legs

3leggedfrog 06-02-2003 11:15 PM

My dog is dead! nahh just kidding i don't have a dog

I live by the beach

Midlandmadman 06-03-2003 02:15 AM

Sorry 3leggedfrog your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you inhabit a dwelling that is close to a beach.... you only really live when your dress up like Lucile Ball at the karioke bar! hahaha sorry!


That last statement was a lie.

uncle phil 06-03-2003 03:24 AM

no, no, no, little grasshopper...if you said it, there is some validity somewhere...


a pig's ass is pork...

3leggedfrog 06-03-2003 03:44 AM

nope the meat we get from the pig's ass is pork otherwise its still his ass.

Elvis died in the 70's. he is not walking around or fly or whatever today.

Wingnut 06-03-2003 05:01 AM

Nope, he is very much alive - He is in my basement as we speak



Sex and food are the two greatest comforters known to man

mrsandman 06-03-2003 05:43 AM

Huh uh, let's be specific...a blow job and a steak.




Humidity makes you sweat.

bender 06-03-2003 11:11 AM

mrsandman you are so wrong heat makes you sweat humidity just pisses you off.

I can hop on one foot

3leggedfrog 06-03-2003 11:19 AM

not if you can't touch the ground in, say, the water.


water is wet

uncle phil 06-03-2003 12:28 PM

nonononono my little green friend, it's only the fusion of the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that make it appear to be wet; actually, it's slippery...


today is school budget vote day...

THE MAC GOD 06-03-2003 01:33 PM

Depends on where you live!


I'm tired and want to go to bed...

bender 06-03-2003 02:08 PM

Sorry Mac you want to go to sleep.

the only absolute in life is zero

bundy 06-03-2003 06:24 PM

wrong, there are two other absolutes you've not mentioned. these are death and taxes, baby!

i come from a tiny, remote island in the pacific that has a total resident population of 2000.

THE MAC GOD 06-03-2003 06:48 PM

I doubt that is the exact population at this moment in time...


Time is relative...

3leggedfrog 06-03-2003 09:34 PM

time is not a relative of mine in fact time is my enemy we each try to kill one another.

flying is simply falling and missing the ground.

manalone 06-03-2003 11:41 PM

flight is rotationally tangential to gravitic attraction, and therefore not falling.

‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.’

Wingnut 06-04-2003 02:12 AM

Wrong - If all men were equal, who would win and who would lose the race? We are not equal, we are all unique - the fact that we should respect each other is an entirely different matter

My secretary has nipples like hte thumbs of a blind bricklayer

uncle phil 06-04-2003 03:20 AM

wingnut, that is SOO not right...she has nipples like the HANDS of a blind bricklayer...(i tried to shake them once...)


kermit is green...

Fly 06-04-2003 03:37 AM

so sorry phil....buddy's kids frog,same name,is brown.....

toads have warts

Meridae'n 06-04-2003 04:27 AM

Nah, they GIVE you warts, and a fucken bad headache if you lick the bastards...


people kill people

Wingnut 06-04-2003 04:53 AM

No its the devil that makes them do it



Donkeys can kick the shit out of you

THE MAC GOD 06-04-2003 06:17 AM

That statement is not absolute... ANYTHING can pretty much kick the shit outta you (women, men, cars, other large moving objects)


Weapons of mass destruction have not yet been found since the war on Iraq began this year, but clues are abundant.

Pyrate 06-04-2003 08:24 AM

The war on Iraq did not start this year. It started long ago, and was merely abundant...



Humans are the apex of evolution on earth thus far

Pyrate 06-04-2003 08:26 AM

Not abundant, I mean DORMANT.

My apologies...

3leggedfrog 06-04-2003 08:26 AM

Sure they have, United States used them in abundence.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

3leggedfrog 06-04-2003 08:28 AM

opps to late

ok pyrate is wrong because insects are the apex.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

THE MAC GOD 06-04-2003 10:00 AM

Frog... you are wrong... the MATRIX has you...



I am hungry for food

uncle phil 06-04-2003 12:00 PM

balderdash, you're hungry for a big mac, not real food...


cinderella's fairy godmother was a nice lady...

bender 06-04-2003 12:07 PM

Phil, Phil, Phil..... your worng she wasn't a lady she was a fairy, an old one but a fairy just the same.

I have a thirst.

3leggedfrog 06-04-2003 01:13 PM

no you have a craving called thirst you dont have a thirst


the matrix and the Advertisement Industry are the same thing

mystmarimatt 06-04-2003 01:21 PM

no, because you have a choice (in most cases) whether or not you want to buy whatever the Advertisement Industry is selling, until you figure out a way to get out of the matrix, you have no choice but to be there.

Newspapers contain words

bender 06-04-2003 02:04 PM

Wrong..news papers contain chips ( Freedom/French fries )
and fish.

The door is open

Minx 06-04-2003 02:25 PM

What are you blind man? The door is plainly closed.
Sheesh.

Bender got his avatar today.
:D

paddyjoe 06-04-2003 03:57 PM

He certainly didn't on the other side of the international date line.


It's raining quite heavily right now.

krwlz 06-04-2003 04:04 PM

no its not, sumones pissing on your roof....

The Zeppelin album "how the west was won" is the number one seller right now

Meridae'n 06-04-2003 04:22 PM

Nup, just had a look... not even close over here.


Green eggs go best with ham

3leggedfrog 06-04-2003 05:12 PM

only if your wanting some nasty bacteria

Minx, apparently, plays well with others.

paddyjoe 06-04-2003 06:11 PM

I seriously doubt it. She has to beg people to come to a BBQ at her house.


Playing on the TFP can use up a lot of time.

Meridae'n 06-04-2003 10:42 PM

Bah, it's not the playing that wastes your time, it's the reading and the typing that takes most of it up...



Larry Bird won 3 consecutive NBA MVP's - 1984, 85, & 86

myMHz 06-04-2003 11:52 PM

No not really Larry and the team won. He didn't do it alone.

Books have pages.

mystmarimatt 06-05-2003 12:53 AM

online books don't have pages


human's must breathe to survive

Wingnut 06-05-2003 01:09 AM

Not quite acurate - They need to breathe air( amixture of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide) to survive. No good breathing Helium, although that might have a funny effect


Crocodiles are dinosoaurs

Pyrate 06-05-2003 02:06 AM

Wrong! Crocodiles are Crocodiles!!!



So far, (excluding this post), everyone has been proved wrong by the next poster.

uncle phil 06-05-2003 03:15 AM

so you think...some people lie...


jim morrison is buried in paris...

Wingnut 06-05-2003 05:06 AM

No, he is buried under 6 feet of dirt


The element that is most common in the earth's crust is oxygen

vermin 06-05-2003 05:39 AM

Wrong! The most common element in the earth's crust is Graham Cracker Crumbs.


53 miles is a long drive.

THE MAC GOD 06-05-2003 07:39 AM

Not to me... I'm used to traveling hundreds of miles... anything ofver 500 miles is a long drive...


A long drive is relative to the person(s) it concerns.

bender 06-05-2003 07:41 AM

Wrong!!
53 miles is a long walk, but a short drive.


I typed this

THE MAC GOD 06-05-2003 08:26 AM

Maybe... but there is no way for any of us to know that!


I am now classified in the Tilted Forum as "Tilted". (without the quotes)

opentocomments 06-05-2003 08:57 AM

It dont see tilted avert your eyes

i just posted

Stiltzkin 06-05-2003 09:02 AM

Did you just post, or what it actually just your hands doing your evil handiwork? ::quirks a brow::

My monitor has pixels.

THE MAC GOD 06-05-2003 09:15 AM

Maybe... but how do we know you are on a computer you own?


Johnny Bravo likes to do the Monkey...

bender 06-05-2003 11:23 AM

No Johnny likes to do a dance called the monkey, please don't put your own fetishes on poor Johnny.

I have a smirk on my face.

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 11:39 AM

at the time you wrote this maybe but most likely not now

The B rated movie bucket of blood is a hard to find.

uncle phil 06-05-2003 11:54 AM

nonono, froggy...my nephew did a production of bucket of blood in his back yard last summer...


the producers and moon over parador were on amc back-to-back this past saturday...

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 12:00 PM

Uncle Phil you and i both know that movies do no have backs ... well i hope you know that.

sound is just vibrations

Meridae'n 06-05-2003 03:59 PM

eh? Sound is really a series of waves that transfer energy. The vibrations come when those waves hit our eardrums...


Ants have 5 noses

HockeyGuy 06-05-2003 05:32 PM

not true, this if so this is jstu a generalization as it cannont be said that ants have 5 noses, maybe some.. but not all due to GM and accidents etc.

TV is the greatest invention ever

manalone 06-05-2003 05:47 PM

without electricity, tv is nothing.

Hydrofluoric acid is the strongest inorganic acid.

mrsandman 06-05-2003 06:03 PM

Huh uh, I'd say based on my acid reflux..stomach acid is.






Seeing is beileving.




Meridae'n 06-05-2003 07:57 PM

I seen a polar bear ride a moose on the Simpsons last night... and I still don't belive it


The Statue of Liberty's nose is 1.37 metres long

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 09:12 PM

not in this pic i am looking at it is less than inch.

meridae'n is insane

Stiltzkin 06-05-2003 09:26 PM

Is Meridae'n insane, or is this accusation simply the result of Meridae'n's actions contrasting from that which 3leggedfrog percieves as being "not insane"? ... :) Insanity, as with much everything else, is relative.

The background color for the TFP is a dark teal-ish color.

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 09:33 PM

not if your color blind

stiltzkin is tilted

Stiltzkin 06-05-2003 09:36 PM

I'm not really tilted, just a bit slanted.

w00t is the sound an owl makes when it is aroused.

mrsandman 06-05-2003 10:12 PM

Don't think so. It's what grandpa says when he can't hear me.



We don't do metric, and that's final.

3leggedfrog 06-05-2003 10:47 PM

who is this we there buddy

theories are not facts

Meridae'n 06-05-2003 11:31 PM

A theory can be a fact even if it hasn't been proved yet...


Chickens urinate through their skin

uncle phil 06-06-2003 02:57 AM

el wrongomundo...chickens molt through their skin...


we're finally getting sunshine today...

Midlandmadman 06-06-2003 03:42 AM

Wrong .... Wrong ........ Wrong...... YOU might be getting sunshine.... but you say we're as in we are........ we is you and I ...I am not getting sunshine.... so I think the we part is wrong. (and I don't even want to debate the finally part)



I am going to work overtime tomarrow!

Midnight_Son 06-06-2003 06:20 AM

Wrong! Time is continuous, it has no beginning and no end. Therefore working “over ” it is impossible!


On a push button telephone, the number “1” button doesn’t have any corresponding letters on it.

3leggedfrog 06-06-2003 06:58 AM

it does on my cell phone it says mail.

there is no sentences that cannot be contradicted.

THE MAC GOD 06-06-2003 08:51 AM

Yes there are...




I watched all nine shorts of the Animatrix with frog, another friend and my GF.

Stiltzkin 06-06-2003 09:45 AM

You couldn't have watched them with a frog, seeing as how a frog wouldn't likely sit still long enough to watch all of the Animarix shorts with you. ;) (btw, the Animatrix shorts are fucking awesome)

n00bs get pwned

forgotten_dream 06-06-2003 11:37 AM

Not if nobody realizes that they're a n00b.

l337 sp34k r t3h r0x0rz

Stiltzkin 06-06-2003 11:40 AM

1337 5p33k 15 73h 57up1d

Most washing machines are white.

THE MAC GOD 06-06-2003 12:23 PM

Not a pure white... usually an off-white... most artists can tell you that :)



white is the presence of all colors

uncle phil 06-06-2003 12:39 PM

mac, how utterly wrong you are...white is the symbol of purity (see below - one-third of my signature)


ballantine beer was originally brewed in newark, nj...

paddyjoe 06-06-2003 01:13 PM

you're nuts uncle phil. I've had ballentine and it was more likely made in SEWER k, nj. jeez, you're even a genny drinker, too!


I'm going to have a few beers tonite.

THE MAC GOD 06-06-2003 02:22 PM

Your definition of a 'few' is relative and not an absolute truth... what if something happens to not allow you to consume a 'few' beers???


I wrote this at 17:22:30

Meridae'n 06-06-2003 04:03 PM

Over here the time was 11:22:30... I don't know where you pulled the other time from.


A ducks quack doesn't echo

Stiltzkin 06-06-2003 04:36 PM

Sure it does, if you record it and play it back two times in a row :D

A vagina is a beautiful thing.

THE MAC GOD 06-06-2003 07:22 PM

Unless you are gay... then its just a Vagina...



The Vagina is part of the female reproductive system.

3leggedfrog 06-06-2003 10:43 PM

nahh its just the opening the flopian tubes on the other hand...



flopian tubes are a part of the female reproductive system

vermin 06-07-2003 12:12 AM

Wrong! fallopian tubes are, but flopian tubes are just tubes with no rigidity


A large percentage of the women pictured on the Titty Board have an STD.

uncle phil 06-07-2003 03:49 AM

wrong, you little rodent...a majority of women pictured in the TB MAY have an STD, but how does that explain the proliferation of unprotected sex portrayed therein?


alphabet soup contains noodles...

paddyjoe 06-07-2003 04:49 AM

Once again uncle phil, you're nuts. They call it alphabet soup because they're LETTERS.


I'm leaving for work in an hour.


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