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Wingnut 05-20-2003 06:31 AM

Wrong that would be
Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house

Whales are mammals

uncle phil 05-20-2003 12:03 PM

incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals...


there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box...

Wingnut 05-21-2003 12:14 AM

Wrong - You must just open the right one!!!


I am what I am

XenuHubbard 05-21-2003 12:27 AM

Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be

Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it.

uncle phil 05-21-2003 03:41 AM

nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer...


mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana...

fienna 05-21-2003 07:49 AM

wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana.

vegans don't eat meat.

Wingnut 05-21-2003 07:55 AM

Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed


Fun girls swallow!

bender 05-21-2003 07:58 AM

Wrong !!
Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun.

I'm not a member of Mensa

Wingnut 05-21-2003 08:01 AM

Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member


Bender is a genius

Minx 05-21-2003 11:45 AM

Wrong, Bender is cocky!

I am sad.

uncle phil 05-21-2003 01:08 PM

not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed...


my car has four wheels...and a spare...

bender 05-21-2003 01:13 PM

the buzzer goes off as loud as one can.
Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus

I have two feet.

rideough 05-21-2003 04:22 PM

nuh uh i have them look down...

you have a funny walk

Arock 05-21-2003 04:33 PM

bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts


The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots

Meridae'n 05-21-2003 05:02 PM

Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots.

Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

DEI37 05-21-2003 05:19 PM

BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours.

3 + 3 = 6

splck 05-21-2003 06:39 PM

Wrong...3+3= orgy

Beer has nice little happy bubbles.

dankitti 05-21-2003 06:44 PM

no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles.

the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter.

GakFace 05-21-2003 07:02 PM

No, The planet Jupiter is actually called

J - Justifiably
U - Underestimated
P - Proton
I - Inside
T - The
E - Extrodinary
R - Room

See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter. ;)



This sentence is a peice of crap.

Meridae'n 05-21-2003 07:04 PM

Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian.

The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North.

Wingnut 05-21-2003 11:17 PM

Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want


Cellphones cause brain cancer

Meridae'n 05-21-2003 11:34 PM

You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms.


China does not exist

Wingnut 05-21-2003 11:48 PM

Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand.


China does exist

uncle phil 05-22-2003 03:12 AM

uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence...


again, my car has four wheels and a spare...

Fly 05-22-2003 04:08 AM

sorry uncle phil....

that spare tire is around your waistline

it's raining out right now.

paddyjoe 05-22-2003 04:32 AM

Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day.


The earth is as round as a beach ball.

Midlandmadman 05-22-2003 05:38 AM

Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think???



The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team!

Wingnut 05-22-2003 06:11 AM

Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem "


Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge

Midnight_Son 05-22-2003 07:06 AM

our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going.


guns don't kill people, bullets kill people

vermin 05-22-2003 07:09 AM

Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people.


A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool.

dankitti 05-22-2003 07:12 AM

a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band).

a rose is a rose is a rose.

GSRIDER 05-22-2003 07:15 AM

Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again *wink wink*


Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!!

Midnight_Son 05-22-2003 07:16 AM

no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money


I'm an asshole


(edit):alittle help here?

Minx 05-22-2003 08:23 AM

No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad!

My dog is black and brown.

Midnight_Son 05-22-2003 08:29 AM

no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different.

my avatar is Silent Bob

vermin 05-22-2003 09:08 AM

Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob.


There is an asteroid headed for earth.

bender 05-22-2003 09:29 AM

wrong there are several of them headed for earth.

I am not a kangaroo

bobdobbs8056135 05-22-2003 09:31 AM

wrong!..the asteroid you speak of is both headless as well as tailess...

hillbillys are quaint and amusing

bobdobbs8056135 05-22-2003 09:36 AM

wrong ..only a kangaroo could jump in front of me so wildly


hilbillys are slow

iRtehCrispeh 05-22-2003 09:53 AM

Just cuz hilbillies are usually uneducated dont mean they cant run! You see em runnin pretty quick on cops!

DnD is the best game ever created

Midnight_Son 05-22-2003 10:36 AM

Wrong! Twister is the best game.



You can't milk a bull

GSRIDER 05-22-2003 10:42 AM

Wrong, you just can't drink it.


I enjoy masterbation

holtmate 05-22-2003 10:52 AM

Wrong! Not since you've worn it down to a nub.


Fire is bad.

Midlandmadman 05-22-2003 10:54 AM

no, your partner does so she dosen't have to fake like she is enjoying it




I cant wait till I can go home!

Midnight_Son 05-22-2003 10:57 AM

Wrong! your co-workers can't wait till you go home!

Hey, this fish smells like pussy

uncle phil 05-22-2003 11:17 AM

wrongolivio...all the other fish smell like pussy, yours smells like your finger...


the median of 1 and 5 is 3...

Arock 05-22-2003 11:25 AM

Wrong. The median is not a number- it's a place. You'll find it between two opposite direction moving roadways. It's often brick, with flowers, and quite pretty.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Wingnut 05-22-2003 11:15 PM

Not if you are cousin IT from the Adam's Family


Muff diving is fun

GakFace 05-22-2003 11:36 PM

There you go being general again Wingnut. Sorry dude, but Muff diving is NOT fun for an ant. Everytime an ant drives to muff dies, do YOU know what happens? IT DIES!!! EVERY TIME!!! I don't know about you, but I do not find Death to be FUN!..... :D


This sentence is a peice of crap.

myMHz 05-23-2003 12:43 AM

Wrong! THIS sentence is a piece of crap!

Jimi Hendrix was a great guitar player

GakFace 05-23-2003 12:59 AM

WRONG!!! Jimi Hendix was KICK ASS Guitar Player... You're wrong because you didn't give him the justice he deserved.



Everybody Loves Kung Fu Fighting....

Wingnut 05-23-2003 01:39 AM

Wrong - No I don't!!


Matrix resurection is a brilliant movie

Meridae'n 05-23-2003 02:03 AM

Matrix Resurection in fantastic sequel, but it's not an original idea, so i wouldn't call it brilliant.


The indefinite integral of sin(x^2) is an elementary function

Wingnut 05-23-2003 02:18 AM

Wrong - That much sin = straight to hell


The earth orbits the sun

Meridae'n 05-23-2003 02:27 AM

What? I'm pretty sure Earth cruises around on a giant elliptical course, which the sun happens to be in the middle of.


Daval is a good moderator

Wingnut 05-23-2003 03:26 AM

Nah, He is an excellent one


Meridaen is Tilted - for now

uncle phil 05-23-2003 03:31 AM

naw...he's just leaning for the moment...


mardi gras = fat tuesday...

paddyjoe 05-23-2003 04:34 AM

I beg to differ. People that drink all that beer at mardi gras are fat every day, not just Tuesday.


People watch auto racing just for the wrecks.

mrsandman 05-23-2003 05:22 AM

NOPE...People watch reality shows just for the wrecks, they watch auto racing just to get dizzy for a cheap high.



When I'm done with this post, I'm leaving TFP 'till tonight.

Fly 05-23-2003 05:40 AM

sorry mrsandman but your av will be with us all day.

the skin at the end of my dink is pink.

vermin 05-23-2003 07:01 AM

Wrong! Not when you've just pulled it out of a menstruating prostitute.



Oreos would be better with peanut butter in the center.

Midlandmadman 05-23-2003 08:40 AM

Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They would really suck ass if peanut butter was in them..... I am allergic to peanuts and their oils and such.......



If your at 10000 feet and you jump from an airplane and your chute and reserve shute dont open.......... your gonna die!

Minx 05-23-2003 09:29 AM

Wrong....first you are going to get flattened like a pancake on the ground...then you'll die.

I like to drink wine.

bender 05-23-2003 11:17 AM

worng you like the taste of some wines and enjoy drinking them but you don't like others or drinking them !

I am not a platapuss.

uncle phil 05-23-2003 12:13 PM

incorrectomundo...you are not a rhinoceros...


school buses are yellow...

Arock 05-23-2003 12:18 PM

Wrong. You are a platapuss. Platapuss is something I call everyone. Like, "What up platapuss?" It just means I think you're cool. On the other hand...

Bender is not a half duck have beaver correctly spelled- platypus

Arock 05-23-2003 12:21 PM

Aw geez... I'm retarded. Dispute that.

Minx 05-23-2003 01:18 PM

lmao...no you're not retarded....you just lost track for a minute!

The earth's tides affect the moon.

Minx 05-23-2003 01:19 PM

opps now I'm the retarded one....
I meant that the other way around....jesh!

The moon affects the earth's tides....

bender 05-23-2003 02:03 PM

wrong tide is affected by water as most detergents

I have a hard time spelling

Fly 05-23-2003 06:39 PM

sorry bender....you just plain 'ol have a hard time "anything"

the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was my grandma

Midlandmadman 05-24-2003 03:36 AM

NO IT WASNT flyman.......... that bottle has been around for years.... your grandma was only 15 when it came out..... so she wouldn't have looked fat and old back then!





keeping in the food theme......

campbells soup is mmmm mmmm good!

uncle phil 05-24-2003 03:36 AM

fly, fly, fly, how wrong you are...the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was moms mabley...


i love the smell of napalm in the morning...

paddyjoe 05-24-2003 04:13 AM

Once again, you have no clue, uncle phil. That's just your jerky neighbor starting his BBQ.


It's raining cats and dogs right now!

splck 05-24-2003 05:23 AM

nope...those are sheep and goats coming down.

today...I will wash.

Fly 05-24-2003 05:43 AM

sorry splck.....i know you and you will put off today what you can do tommorrow

my ass is sore from sittin' in this shitty chair

myMHz 05-24-2003 06:50 AM

No your ass is sore from people chewing it out in this thread!


My underwear is to tight!

l_o_c 05-24-2003 07:51 AM

Too tight, man, too.

Talking to Customer service reps on the phone sucks. It sucks long. It sucks hard.

paddyjoe 05-24-2003 10:59 AM

Women that suck long and hard are a good thing. Talking to customer service is a BAD thing. Get it straight.


Saturday is the greatest day of the week.

uncle phil 05-24-2003 12:09 PM

eneneneenneneshch...not when it's raining out...


misery loves company...

l_o_c 05-24-2003 12:18 PM

Not mine. Misery likes to get me all alone, with a revolver and five little bullets.

I belong to the blank generation.

eyeronic 05-24-2003 01:59 PM

Wrong, I checked your birthday in your profile and you clearly belong to the n/a generation.

I have no class.

paddyjoe 05-24-2003 02:38 PM

No sir!!! Mooning people puts you in a class all your own.


Winning the lottery would be the best thing to ever happen to a person.

Fly 05-24-2003 02:42 PM

add a blow job to that and i might have to agree.....otherwise

WRONG..

eyeronic has a hairy ass

Tophat665 05-24-2003 05:37 PM

Nope, it's donkey shaving week!

When you close your eyes, your hair turns blue.

uncle phil 05-25-2003 05:25 AM

tophat, i SOOOOO hate to disagree with you, but when you close your eyes, hair doesn't matter...


mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivies...

paddyjoe 05-25-2003 06:17 AM

You're goofy uncle phil. Lamb also will eat oats(I think).


Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

dankitti 05-25-2003 11:51 AM

breakfast is the second most important meal -- the MOST important meal is the midnight snack.

dirt gets things dirty.

uncle phil 05-25-2003 12:08 PM

wrong...dark stuff on light stuff makes stuff dirty...


a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you...

HFrankenstein 05-25-2003 01:26 PM

Wrong. Mares eat oats and does eat oats.

God works in mysterious ways.

Minx 05-25-2003 05:23 PM

No, God knows exactly what he's doing....we are just confused by it and think it's mysterious.

I am a Miami Dolphins fan. (be nice, now)

3leggedfrog 05-25-2003 06:18 PM

Wrong, Miami dolphins do not have fans they have fins. Besides you are a human. I think.

I grow freshwater plants for fun and profit.

Meridae'n 05-25-2003 06:41 PM

They grow themselves, you just house them.

All thinking things exist.

3leggedfrog 05-26-2003 12:14 PM

Wrong some nonthinking things exist as well.

my pet frog is alive

uncle phil 05-26-2003 12:37 PM

nonononononono...your frog is a live pet...


there is a sun up above all these clouds...

bender 05-26-2003 01:40 PM

Nope thats just a burning mass of gas.

I have two eyes yet can not see.

HFrankenstein 05-26-2003 01:45 PM

Sure you can. Put your contacts back in.

The New Jersey Devils are playing the Anaheim Might Ducks in the Stanley Cup finals.

paddyjoe 05-26-2003 04:01 PM

I goofed! See next post.

paddyjoe 05-26-2003 04:01 PM

You are way off! It's the MIGHTY Ducks. Get it right.


Eventually, the moon will be full again.

eyeronic 05-26-2003 04:14 PM

Wrong, the moon doesn't even eat and therefore could never get full.

I like naked ladies.


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