Wrong that would be
Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house

Whales are mammals

incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals...


there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box...

Wrong - You must just open the right one!!!


I am what I am

Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be

Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it.

nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer...


mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana...

wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana.

vegans don't eat meat.

Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed


Fun girls swallow!

Wrong !!
Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun.

I'm not a member of Mensa

Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member


Bender is a genius

Wrong, Bender is cocky!

I am sad.

not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed...


my car has four wheels...and a spare...

the buzzer goes off as loud as one can.
Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus

I have two feet.

nuh uh i have them look down...

you have a funny walk

bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts


The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots

Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots.

Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours.

3 + 3 = 6

Wrong...3+3= orgy

Beer has nice little happy bubbles.

no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles.

the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter.

No, The planet Jupiter is actually called

J - Justifiably
U - Underestimated
P - Proton
I - Inside
T - The
E - Extrodinary
R - Room

See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter. ;)



This sentence is a peice of crap.

Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian.

The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North.

Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want


Cellphones cause brain cancer

You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms.


China does not exist

Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand.


China does exist

uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence...


again, my car has four wheels and a spare...

sorry uncle phil....

that spare tire is around your waistline

it's raining out right now.

Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day.


The earth is as round as a beach ball.

Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think???



The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team!

Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem "


Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge

our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going.


guns don't kill people, bullets kill people

Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people.


A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool.

a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band).

a rose is a rose is a rose.

Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again *wink wink*


Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!!

no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money


I'm an asshole


(edit):alittle help here?

No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad!

My dog is black and brown.

no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different.

my avatar is Silent Bob

Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob.


There is an asteroid headed for earth.

wrong there are several of them headed for earth.

I am not a kangaroo

wrong!..the asteroid you speak of is both headless as well as tailess...

hillbillys are quaint and amusing

wrong ..only a kangaroo could jump in front of me so wildly


hilbillys are slow

Just cuz hilbillies are usually uneducated dont mean they cant run! You see em runnin pretty quick on cops!

DnD is the best game ever created

Wrong! Twister is the best game.



You can't milk a bull

Wrong, you just can't drink it.


I enjoy masterbation

Wrong! Not since you've worn it down to a nub.


Fire is bad.

no, your partner does so she dosen't have to fake like she is enjoying it




I cant wait till I can go home!

Wrong! your co-workers can't wait till you go home!

Hey, this fish smells like pussy

wrongolivio...all the other fish smell like pussy, yours smells like your finger...


the median of 1 and 5 is 3...

Wrong. The median is not a number- it's a place. You'll find it between two opposite direction moving roadways. It's often brick, with flowers, and quite pretty.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Not if you are cousin IT from the Adam's Family


Muff diving is fun

There you go being general again Wingnut. Sorry dude, but Muff diving is NOT fun for an ant. Everytime an ant drives to muff dies, do YOU know what happens? IT DIES!!! EVERY TIME!!! I don't know about you, but I do not find Death to be FUN!..... :D


This sentence is a peice of crap.

Wrong! THIS sentence is a piece of crap!

Jimi Hendrix was a great guitar player

WRONG!!! Jimi Hendix was KICK ASS Guitar Player... You're wrong because you didn't give him the justice he deserved.



Everybody Loves Kung Fu Fighting....

Wrong - No I don't!!


Matrix resurection is a brilliant movie

Matrix Resurection in fantastic sequel, but it's not an original idea, so i wouldn't call it brilliant.


The indefinite integral of sin(x^2) is an elementary function

Wrong - That much sin = straight to hell


The earth orbits the sun

What? I'm pretty sure Earth cruises around on a giant elliptical course, which the sun happens to be in the middle of.


Daval is a good moderator

Nah, He is an excellent one


Meridaen is Tilted - for now

naw...he's just leaning for the moment...


mardi gras = fat tuesday...

I beg to differ. People that drink all that beer at mardi gras are fat every day, not just Tuesday.


People watch auto racing just for the wrecks.

NOPE...People watch reality shows just for the wrecks, they watch auto racing just to get dizzy for a cheap high.



When I'm done with this post, I'm leaving TFP 'till tonight.

sorry mrsandman but your av will be with us all day.

the skin at the end of my dink is pink.

Wrong! Not when you've just pulled it out of a menstruating prostitute.



Oreos would be better with peanut butter in the center.

Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They would really suck ass if peanut butter was in them..... I am allergic to peanuts and their oils and such.......



If your at 10000 feet and you jump from an airplane and your chute and reserve shute dont open.......... your gonna die!

Wrong....first you are going to get flattened like a pancake on the ground...then you'll die.

I like to drink wine.

worng you like the taste of some wines and enjoy drinking them but you don't like others or drinking them !

I am not a platapuss.

incorrectomundo...you are not a rhinoceros...


school buses are yellow...

Wrong. You are a platapuss. Platapuss is something I call everyone. Like, "What up platapuss?" It just means I think you're cool. On the other hand...

Bender is not a half duck have beaver correctly spelled- platypus

Aw geez... I'm retarded. Dispute that.

lmao...no you're not retarded....you just lost track for a minute!

The earth's tides affect the moon.

opps now I'm the retarded one....
I meant that the other way around....jesh!

The moon affects the earth's tides....

wrong tide is affected by water as most detergents

I have a hard time spelling

sorry bender....you just plain 'ol have a hard time "anything"

the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was my grandma

NO IT WASNT flyman.......... that bottle has been around for years.... your grandma was only 15 when it came out..... so she wouldn't have looked fat and old back then!





keeping in the food theme......

campbells soup is mmmm mmmm good!

fly, fly, fly, how wrong you are...the lady they made the aunt jemima bottle after was moms mabley...


i love the smell of napalm in the morning...

Once again, you have no clue, uncle phil. That's just your jerky neighbor starting his BBQ.


It's raining cats and dogs right now!

nope...those are sheep and goats coming down.

today...I will wash.

sorry splck.....i know you and you will put off today what you can do tommorrow

my ass is sore from sittin' in this shitty chair

No your ass is sore from people chewing it out in this thread!


My underwear is to tight!

Too tight, man, too.

Talking to Customer service reps on the phone sucks. It sucks long. It sucks hard.

Women that suck long and hard are a good thing. Talking to customer service is a BAD thing. Get it straight.


Saturday is the greatest day of the week.

eneneneenneneshch...not when it's raining out...


misery loves company...

Not mine. Misery likes to get me all alone, with a revolver and five little bullets.

I belong to the blank generation.

Wrong, I checked your birthday in your profile and you clearly belong to the n/a generation.

I have no class.

No sir!!! Mooning people puts you in a class all your own.


Winning the lottery would be the best thing to ever happen to a person.

add a blow job to that and i might have to agree.....otherwise

WRONG..

eyeronic has a hairy ass

Nope, it's donkey shaving week!

When you close your eyes, your hair turns blue.

tophat, i SOOOOO hate to disagree with you, but when you close your eyes, hair doesn't matter...


mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivies...

You're goofy uncle phil. Lamb also will eat oats(I think).


Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

breakfast is the second most important meal -- the MOST important meal is the midnight snack.

dirt gets things dirty.

wrong...dark stuff on light stuff makes stuff dirty...


a kid'll eat ivy too, wouldn't you...

Wrong. Mares eat oats and does eat oats.

God works in mysterious ways.

No, God knows exactly what he's doing....we are just confused by it and think it's mysterious.

I am a Miami Dolphins fan. (be nice, now)

Wrong, Miami dolphins do not have fans they have fins. Besides you are a human. I think.

I grow freshwater plants for fun and profit.

They grow themselves, you just house them.

All thinking things exist.

Wrong some nonthinking things exist as well.

my pet frog is alive

nonononononono...your frog is a live pet...


there is a sun up above all these clouds...

Nope thats just a burning mass of gas.

I have two eyes yet can not see.

Sure you can. Put your contacts back in.

The New Jersey Devils are playing the Anaheim Might Ducks in the Stanley Cup finals.

I goofed! See next post.

You are way off! It's the MIGHTY Ducks. Get it right.


Eventually, the moon will be full again.

Wrong, the moon doesn't even eat and therefore could never get full.

I like naked ladies.