KWSN

OK, so here's the idea, for anyone who doesn't know...

The first person makes a (supposedly) undeniable statement. The next poster has to somehow prove him wrong, and make a statement of their own.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1: The sky is blue

Poster 2: Maybe by your perception, but everyone's perception of colors is different, meaning your red could be my blue and vice versa.

I like cows


Get it? Pretty easy. So to begin:


Monty Python's Flying Circus is better than SNL.

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Fly

wrong......snl is the shit,python's done dude.

one is the loneliest number

(thanx for startin' this KWSN)

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Junchbailey

Nope, zero is the lonliest number. I'd rather have one person with me than zero.


Water consists of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.

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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

KWSN

That's a water MOLECULE, not WATER in general. If I'm buting a bottle of water, and all that's inside is two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom floating around, I want my god damn money back.

Potatoes grow underground.

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yangwar

QED

Jesus was white.

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My mouth is a word factory.

crewsor

Actually, your mouth is just the delivery truck, the words are manufactured in your brain.


Dr. Atkins has died.

KWSN

There's more than one Dr. Atkins... just so you know.

I live on Long Island.

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stan the man

there is no way a collection of bear cubs can win anything more than thier mothers teat

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long live the hud

phredgreen

WRONG! you're supposed to make a statement that can be contradicted by the next poster!!!

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My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
- Thomas Paine

rock_bottom

KSWN doesn't live on Long Island, it's actual name is Paumanok, which means "Land of the long waters".
The cubs won't win the world series because the Yankees <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html">bought every player in baseball</a>.

It's a warm day in Southern Indiana.

stan the man

no you dont love that new forum smell you just miss the old smell

one day ill be as cool as the rest of you

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rockogre

You are so wrong phred, you didn't leave a statment either. So that makes your reply to stan wrong and what you left for me wrong.

Bwaahhh haaaa haaaa haaaa

Crap, I was too slow to get phred.

Wrong, stan, you will never be as cool as me unless you grow a beard and gain 125 pounds.


My shit don't stink.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

stan the man

you shit does stink rockogre thats what you get when one eats taco bell and drinks yop all day every day

i can grow a bread and gain 125 pounds

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KWSN

BREAD DOESN'T GROW!


I am posting WAY too much today

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richeee

You just think you're posting way too much today.
In actuallity, You aren't!
(But Python does rules over SNL!)

The sun is shining.

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Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

KWSN

East Coast UNITED STATES is better than West Coast, but West Coast Asia OWNS East Coast Asia... Japan is one of the coolest countries around, boiee!


The sun's energy comes from nuclear fusion.

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Fly

wrong..my sun gets it from wheaties.

cereal is best eatin in the morning

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vermin

Wrong! Cereal is the perfect midnight snack


Lightning cannot crash (despite what 'Live' says)

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

you are WRONG vermin. Lightning can most definitely crash. In fact, just the other day I witnessed a crash between a 1999 Ford Lightning and a 87 Chevy stepside.


My head is unmessable.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

genka

INCORRECT! I could really mess with your head with a claw-hammer.


My god sucks.

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WHOOO!!!!

WhoaitsZ

the new He-Man is better because.. i said so?

I am in a wheelchair.

Sion

not any more you're not. you're on the floor now.



My God is better than your god.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

genka

No way man, I can hit people with my god, where-as your god is immaterial.


Small green apples are better than large red ones.

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WhoaitsZ

My god was a hippie so he could peace out your god. (jesus)

my hair is brown.

GakFace

Well Sion you'd think you were right.. But when you were looking at the pictures of our gods, you were really looking at MY God as the better God. Sorry to break the news to ya, but YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!


KWSN is a God. (hah!)

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RoboBlaster:
Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

uncle phil

WRONG!!! KWSN is a lawn guy...


upstate rules...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

genka

no, because their toes are smaller.


Hats are un-fun

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WHOOO!!!!

zmbabwe

WRONG!!! Those big novelty foam cowboy hats are a hoot!!

TFP is great!

WhoaitsZ

YER WRONG..... it's..... super!

i own a keyboard.

GreasyP

Looking at the # of posts you've got already, I'd say it's more like the keyboard owns YOU.

My balls itch.

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pazza

youre balls arent itching. the skin/ nerve endings are


the sun will rise tommorow morning

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The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

vermin

Wrong! the sun doesn't rise, the earth spins.


The time is now 1:54 AM.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

once again vermin, you are wrong. the time is now 3:31 am.





my sneakers have holes in the soles.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

uncle phil

wrong, your body grew through them...


the werewolf is still in london...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ratbastid

Then why did I see him on Fifth Avenue?

You all think you're so smart!

Gonzonia

No. I'm actually a moron and the next statement is false.


The previous statement is true.

crazycousinjim

No the previous previous statement is false.


Maserbation will not make you go blind.

qpid

if you whack it and it squirts in your eyex, you'll go blind then

Macs suck

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My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme
Join the Revolution!

Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

WhoaitsZ

Macs do not suck! they yank

my dog's name is Jeb.

KWSN

No. Your dog's name is Falafel. Trust me. It is.


I don't have a dog.

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