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Pheatius 07-07-2003 01:40 PM

Uncle Philster, Mayor of Wrongersville...everyone knows that you unload the BED of a truck...

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Temporal anomalies can be plotted on a fourth dimensional axis.

uncle phil 07-07-2003 02:24 PM

...only in the seventh vector...sorry, pheatius...


i also had a pint of lemon custard ice cream this afternoon...yum...

Meridae'n 07-07-2003 05:19 PM

Sorry mate, but you had 4 gills of lemon custard ice cream...


The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains

THE MAC GOD 07-07-2003 05:23 PM

Rain is indescriminate to where it falls...




I now have an avatar in the TFPROJECT.

Fremen 07-07-2003 06:45 PM

What avatar, THE MAC GOD? ;)

Killer koala bears follow me around.

Pedialyte 07-07-2003 06:48 PM

They are just trying to get with your boy/gal friend fool.


I am the coolest new person to ever visit these forums.

Fly 07-07-2003 07:04 PM

nope......just another freak like the rest of us.

so there for Pedialyte....you are Wrong.

the sun is setting right now.

Pedialyte 07-07-2003 07:15 PM

Liar... its my aura of truth and rockitude that setting in the sky right now.

Flymans avatar is from Ultima Online. (Trick to find out where it came from... shhhh dont tell flyman)

Fremen 07-07-2003 08:27 PM

Wrong Pedialyte, flyman found his avatar at St. Julians Clinic for Exploding Youths.

Camel jockeys are more odiferous than horse jockeys.

Meridae'n 07-07-2003 08:47 PM

Odiferous is in fact a ficticious word, so it simply cannot be the case.


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

bundy 07-08-2003 12:53 AM

no Meri, i´m quite sure those lovely coconuts belong to your sweet lady.


Toadfish from Neighbours is an ugly man.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:18 AM

Toadfish was a dead sexy mofo. But the atmospheric conditions during your viewing time(s) may have been affected by the lateral aptitude of child Indian psychics invading the ninth dimension... Again. (By the way, I have no freakin' idea who Toadfish is)

Austrailia started out as a penal colony...

uncle phil 07-08-2003 03:30 AM

guypunkr, why do you torment yourself so...austrailia started out as a suburb of indonesia...


264 mbs isn't enough...

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:32 AM

264 mbs is just fine... If you have just come from 3 bps...

Nothing is more satisfying than falling asleep after "reading" a magazine you hold up with one hand...

splck 07-08-2003 05:06 AM

wait till you actually meet a woman guypunkr, you'll never go back.

today is garbage day.

blindawg 07-08-2003 05:37 AM

Actually no, the Band Garbage has never had a day specifically set aside to honor them.


I love wearing thongs at breakfast.

splck 07-08-2003 06:07 AM

silly blindawg, thongs are for kids.

garbage is garbage.

Pyrate 07-08-2003 06:26 AM

Nope, wrong there. Pop music is the real garbage. 'Garbage' is an imitation...


Fried chicken tastes grrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

splck 07-08-2003 06:30 AM

beh, not at 7:30 in the morning.

cotton candy is sugar.

queedo 07-08-2003 11:47 AM

No splck, cotton candy is made out of goat testicles that have been shredded and dried!


Liquid soap is good for all kinds of bacteria

uncle phil 07-08-2003 11:52 AM

queedo, your veracity is exceeded only by your unwillingness to accept the truth for what it is...liquid soap is BAD for all kinds of bacteria...


sleeper jammies are beginning to make a comeback...

guypunkr 07-08-2003 01:06 PM

Actually, most people prefer to sleep nude (1 out of five girls above the age of 15 at least, and men... I don't want to know the numbers, lol).

The time zone thing on here is dead wrong when it's trying to figure out my time zone here in Hawaii.

splck 07-08-2003 01:09 PM

guypunkr lives in lubbock, but thinks it's hawaii.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 01:12 PM

Splck does not live anywhere near a barn, when you turn right to reach him, you actually have to drive 8354 miles to reach his home in Atlantis, because he is of a super intelligent race of alien goat rapists and cow molesterers that steal spam in the middle of the night to keep warm...


Smurfs are small and blue.

splck 07-08-2003 01:34 PM

when you're the size of flyman, they seem huge.

On my last post, I forgot what the hell I was doing.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 01:36 PM

WRONG! You just made like you didn't so you could have something to mention this time.

Chocolate Yoohoo is spiffalicious.

Pheatius 07-08-2003 01:55 PM

Wrong-a-mundo O guypunkish one...Chocolate Yoohoo is only spiffalicious to those of us that are not type I diabetics.

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Stephen Hawkins was recently seen in a strip club.

Snakeyes 07-08-2003 02:16 PM

You are wrong, because nothing below his waist works.

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My computer desk is made of beech wood.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 02:19 PM

Your beech wood is actually hardened body parts of small mexican children murdered by Splck when they found his secret alien space craft!!

Yoko Ono cannot sing (well) in the eyes of most people.

splck 07-08-2003 03:08 PM

She dosn't try to sing into other people's eyes. wtf?

Yoko Ono brought down the Beatles.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 03:37 PM

Yoko Ono... Yeah, she did... DAMN

Someone else start a new one, I blew this one. I'm sorry, but my love for the Beatles can't go along with saying that Yoko Ono didn't screw them over...

uncle phil 07-08-2003 04:00 PM

yoko ono couldn't suck the puss out of a beatle's ass...


guypunkr owes me one...

guypunkr 07-08-2003 04:10 PM

On the contrary, I bet Yoko Ono could suck (and would love to) just about anything and everything possible out of a Beatle's ass...

No word in the english language ryhmes with silver.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 05:24 PM

'revolver' does if you're a Kiwi...


wheat crackers don't explode...

bundy 07-08-2003 05:27 PM

they´ll explode when put in a dirty great big pig poo bomb on Phils upstate farm.



Australia wasn´t just started as a penal colony.

Snakeyes 07-08-2003 05:30 PM

Yes it was.

My name is without a doubt Chris.

Fremen 07-08-2003 05:33 PM

Nope, there is some doubt here.



(btw, quicksilver rhymes with silver.) :)

That's Incredible was better than Ripleys' Believe It Or Not.

bundy 07-08-2003 05:43 PM

No, Dean Cain really made Ripleys a brilliant show.


Deborah Mailman appears on The Secret Life of Us and Playschool.

Meridae'n 07-08-2003 05:48 PM

She doesn't 'appear', she simply walks onto the set and acts.


Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers

bundy 07-08-2003 06:00 PM

no, Peter Piper is actually that guy they picked up and arrested in Perth for those armed robberies.


Western Australia is West of NSW

guypunkr 07-08-2003 06:42 PM

Actually, not enough people care about Western Austrailia to draw in on its correct place in the map, East of NSW.

(Quicksilver cannot technically rhyme with silver, because it uses the same word to rhyme as the word being sought after)

No word in the English language rhymes with Purple.

Fremen 07-08-2003 06:52 PM

Nurple rhymes with purple and quicksilver rhymes with silver.

Jesus loves me, this I know.

Fly 07-08-2003 07:47 PM

"for the bible tells you so."


WRONG...........national geographic will lead you in the right direction.

I.....AM.......DRUNK.......

guypunkr 07-08-2003 07:48 PM

You're not drunk, you're high and we all know it!!

Weed is good.

Fly 07-08-2003 07:58 PM

WRONG.......


weed is great.


ducks quack.

Fremen 07-08-2003 08:14 PM

No, there you have got it wrong once again, flyboy. ;)
Ducks scream! 'Cause I just killed the motherfarker for it's liver! Mwahhahahaha!

Society made me this way.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 09:01 PM

Society cannot be blamed for creating you...

Oranges are (most of the time) orange by the viewpoint of most individuals.

bundy 07-08-2003 10:11 PM

no, juvenile (unripe) oranges are actually green. and when they rot, they turn a festy shade of brown, then green.



Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word.

guypunkr 07-08-2003 10:23 PM

Almost the exact opposite: sorry is easily said by cheats, thiefs, liars, criminals, Fremen, and small children.

Cartman, of the television cartoon on Comedy Central titled South Park, was fathered by Ms. Cartman.

uncle phil 07-09-2003 04:14 AM

guypunkr, are you sharing fly's weed or something? how can a -man give birth to another -man?


roses are red;
violets are purple;
sugar is sweet,
and so's maple syrple...

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 04:19 AM

roses are white;
violets are violet;
sugar is devoid of any personality trait, no matter how admirable it might be,
i've never heard of syrple, so my stance on that one is 'no comment'


Elephants can't jump...

Pyrate 07-09-2003 06:34 AM

Well Nellie the Elephant could...so could Bump the Elephant, and Babar the Elephant. Should I go on?


Pigeons can fly

Pheatius 07-09-2003 12:24 PM

Oh, really Pyrate...how disappointed I am in you. Pigeons lack the fundamental concept of assembly-line engineering, not to mention any type of mass production schemes, so obviously they could not can anything, fly or otherwise.

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Adolph is no longer a popular name in German-speaking countries.

uncle phil 07-09-2003 12:31 PM

pheatius, oh ye of little faith, there are plenty of little adolphs running around in philadolphia...


mary had a little lamb...

bundy 07-09-2003 07:02 PM

Phil, Mary also had the whole football team, but thats another story.


Cocaine is an expensive drug.

Fly 07-09-2003 07:51 PM

depends where you get it ......cheap like roilet water out here.

pot is cheap.....

*hehe...giggle fit...hehe...*

Spinach_Indeed 07-09-2003 08:23 PM

Not if it's wrapped in a Golden Ticket.

Masturbation will make you go blind.

bundy 07-09-2003 08:28 PM

no it won´t
look at Phil... he´s a veteran of about 70 years of masturbation (sorry phil) and he still hits the mark when needed.


Oprah is rich.

grumpyolddude 07-09-2003 09:12 PM

Sorry, read the label. She's suprisingly low in calories per serving compared to other fat-ass bitches.

Those stains on the keyboard are from yogurt.

bundy 07-09-2003 09:18 PM

ah, actually, no...its time to confess...those stains are totally pugwash.


Neddy Smith is a bad guy.

Meridae'n 07-09-2003 09:21 PM

Neddy Smith is dead (well, one of them are).


Many hands make light work...

grumpyolddude 07-09-2003 09:29 PM

No, no, no. Flipping switch make light work.

A large nose is the sign of a large... heart.

uncle phil 07-10-2003 04:06 AM

grump, you've been dancing with the elves for so long, your grasp of the obvious is becoming less and less canny...a large nose is the sign of an ugly face...


the great salt lake is actually in syracuse, ny...

Meridae'n 07-10-2003 04:10 AM

The Great Salt Lake is 180 kms east of Norseman, Western Australia...


Essendon will not win the flag this year

queedo 07-10-2003 04:47 AM

Essendon is not even real, every thing is inflatable these days

Chessnuts are lazy!

gov135 07-10-2003 09:38 AM

Chess is for the highly motivated.
Nuts are high in energy.
Therefore, chessnuts are not lazy.


A steady pace wins the race.

uncle phil 07-10-2003 12:27 PM

gov, somebody put too much icing on your cake today...a FAST pace wins the race...


getting hit on the head with a pressure-treated 2 X 4 hurts more than dropping a marshmallow on your toe...

Meridae'n 07-10-2003 03:14 PM

That depends on how big said marshmellow is, and whether on not it's frozen...


Catherine Bell has large breasts

ironman 07-10-2003 05:02 PM

NOT if you watch her next to veronica semanova.


The war with Irak was justified.

Conclamo Ludus 07-10-2003 06:56 PM

Not if the war was really against Iraq instead of Irak.

3 can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead.

Fly 07-10-2003 06:59 PM

sorry C Ludus....but they allllll gotta die

secrets are for insecure people.

uncle phil 07-11-2003 04:10 AM

fly, someone could just as easily let go of your feet while you are dangling out that window for coming up with such a stupendously WRONG statement...secrets are for contestants on that old garry moore television show...


lather was 30 years old today...

queedo 07-11-2003 05:18 AM

Lather was 30 years old 2 days ago, get your national holliday right numbskull!

Clinton never had sex with that girl!

Conclamo Ludus 07-11-2003 11:38 AM

Well that depends on who's meaning if "is" you are going to use queedo!

Grand Rapids, MI was the furniture capital of the world.

Pheatius 07-11-2003 11:48 AM

Oh my misguided Michigander, Grand Rapids was never the furniture capital of the world, everyone paid to get their furniture from various financial institutions or with cash. Although some have said that it was indeed a furniture capitol to many.

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A new car depreciates as soon as you drive it off the lot.

Conclamo Ludus 07-11-2003 11:51 AM

Not if you drive off with James Bond's original Aston Martin.

Rabbits fuck like rabbits.

uncle phil 07-11-2003 12:15 PM

CL, lookin' for that transfer to the saulte ste. marie satellite office? another wrong-o like that and you'll be the front-runner...
rabbits LOOK like rabbits...


now minks, on the other hand, fuck like minks...

queedo 07-11-2003 02:37 PM

Uncle Phil doesn't fuck minks he only does sheep, they aren't soo gay!


My left leg is longer than my right one.

Fremen 07-12-2003 02:15 AM

Wrongadelphiasvilleship, queedo. You're looking in a mirror, which reverses. Hello?

Saturday Night Specials aren't so special anymore.

uncle phil 07-12-2003 03:28 AM

fremen, they sure are special if they're pointed at you...


genesis means beginning...

Fly 07-12-2003 03:46 AM

come on phil.....we all know that genesis was a band.

sleeper jammies are to hot to wear to bed.

paddyjoe 07-12-2003 05:27 AM

They sure aren't if you are uncle phil.


Pizzas' are always better with pepperoni.

cliche 07-12-2003 09:18 AM

Better what? Frisbees? I tried that and the bits of pepperoni just flew off. Spinach and ricotta - now that makes for good aeronautics!

I am wrong

Pyrate 07-12-2003 09:21 AM

I'll be the judge of that cliche...and for my benefit, I say you are right. Which means you are wrong. Eh?!



College is out for the summer! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!

uncle phil 07-12-2003 01:41 PM

pyrate, wake up and smell your finger...haven't you ever heard of "summer school?"


there used to be 202 bones in the human body...

grumpyolddude 07-12-2003 03:20 PM

now there's 203... no no, 202... wait, 203.... uh, 202... 203...202...203...204(!!). Isn't the links board wonderful!

There's cottage cheese in my milk carton.

krwlz 07-12-2003 04:37 PM

That is not FDA approved, so it will never be labeled cottage cheese.

I am havng a kick ass party tomorrow

uncle phil 07-12-2003 04:50 PM

...where?

queedo 07-12-2003 09:21 PM

No, When?

Fremen 07-13-2003 03:11 AM

Wrong, it's today. ;)

Signs...signs, everywhere are signs...

uncle phil 07-13-2003 04:53 AM

...blocking out the scenery, heh...fremen, you are in such denial! signs are not everywhere...only where you look for them...


sometimes, all i need is the air that i breathe...

Fly 07-13-2003 04:58 AM

wrongo phil.....you need that air every second of your life,not just sometimes.

man oh man....hangovers suck ass.

splck 07-13-2003 05:16 AM

flyman, you have to be well hung in order to have a hangover...and that's something, I've been told, you're not.

Today, I fish.

paddyjoe 07-13-2003 05:45 AM

splck, your grammar sucks. Today you are a human, tomorrow you'll be a human, forever, you will be human.(?)


Looks like a great day to uncap a cold one!

Fly 07-13-2003 05:55 AM

for christ sakes......how am i gonna say wrong to that one.

okay here goes.....

WRONG there pj....it's a great day to uncap MANY cold ones.


splck is goin' fishing for brown fish...(a.k.a. wobbly pops)

splck 07-13-2003 05:58 AM

I'm not going fishing for em', I going catching. Brown fish, here I come.

Beer in a bottle is better than beer in a can.

bundy 07-13-2003 06:00 AM

no, fly, splck is going fishing for some yummy trout.
whats more, if you don´t look out, you will be used as the fly.


The Western Taipan (or Fierce Snake) is the worlds most venomous snake. by far.

vermin 07-13-2003 12:00 PM

Wrong! The coral snake made the western taipan it's bitch a long time ago.


Licking cane toads will give you brain warts.

uncle phil 07-13-2003 12:43 PM

vermin, where did you leave your brain, down by the banks of the river fox? the only way anyone can get brain warts is from being licked BY cane toads...


green is a spectral combination of blue and yellow...

Fremen 07-13-2003 11:26 PM

Wrong Mr. Mayor of Wrongsville! Green is the best color there is, and it's pure! PURE, I say!

Saxaphone music is annoying on Sundays.


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