"At work", means actually working, and we all know you're just faking it.



"If it don't fit, don't force it."

B.S.

....a 5 pound sledge will fix anything


coffee sure is good in the morning

Coffee smells good in the morning, but coffee actually contains a number of addicting chemicals that harm your brain synapses and, in the long run, cause your sexual response to fail.

Cats are superior to dogs because they never show remorse, while a dog will grovel for no apparent reason.

Wrong. Cats rub up on anything. How do you know when they are being affectionate. Dogs are truly loyal.

Telephones can help reunite you with old friends.

Wrong. Telephones make it difficult to cut all ties with old friends.

The grass is greener on the other side.

Nope. Concrete and swimming pools.

Sleep is good.

wrong...sleep is not good if you're driving a motorcycle...


rock and roll will never die...

it already did, no new music is like classic rock anymore...

pink floyd is awesome

Wrong...I'd say their Dark Side of the Moon album, having spent over 25 years on Billboards top 200, is awesome.


Cheese is not just for rats.

Everybody that eats cheese has a little rat in them


The wall in my office has a hole in it

wrong, the hole in your office has a wall around it...


melissa etheridge is gay...

She does not look very happy to me!


The hole in your head is surrounded by bone

Not so fast, compadre...there are SEVEN holes, and they all seem
to be surrounded by mostly skin, zits, hair, nasal nuggets, wax,
cold sores, and other unmentionables.


There was a lunar eclipse last night.

wrong mrsandman.....poured rain here,didn't see jack shit.

i've never seen jack shit.

Look in the mirror


I have a stuffed panda bear in my office

Wrong. Your office is actually your cupboard, and the stuffed panda bear is actually a really fat sewer rat.

<b>XenuHubbard</b> you are wrong.
<b>Wingnut</b> is wrong as well. It is not a stuffed panda in your office (I hope) it is actually a piece, or several pieces, of material that is sewn together that resembles a panda.

my statement:
<b>XenuHubbard</b> was not following the rules of this thread as he did not post a statement of his/her own.

XenuHubbard can do what the hell he wants. after all, he's named after the leader of the Scientologists!

This sentence is wrong.

(if you say the sentence is wrong too, you are agreeing with me. if you say the sentence is right in saying that it's wrong, then the sentence isn't wrong, and therefore the sentence is wrong. Moreover, you wouldn't be saying 'YOU ARE WRONG." Hah!)

WRONG, That sentence is a sentence, Its not a WRONG. (Weather Reporting Office of the National Government )

I forgot to post my statement so I had to edit

Wrong. You had no immediate idea what statement you could use, so you created an event worth stating.

You can't spell "alphabet" without the alphabet.

Wrong. I believe what you should have specified the "English" alphabet. I can certainly spell the word "alphabet" without the hebrew alphabet.

This post took me 2minutes and 38seconds and 78hundredths of seconds to write.

ANCHANCHANCHANCHHHHHH...this post took you 2 minutes thirty-eight and 78/100s of a second to ENTER...


dogs have four legs and a tail...

The Austrailian shepherd can be born without a tail

I imagine that I am a figment of my own imagination

WRONG: What you are is a fan boy obsessed with the Matrix and you use this as masterbation material.


The average cube dweller spends more time on the internet posting on TFP than working

<b>GSRIDER</b>, wrong. The "Average" cube dweller does not know much more about the internet than what is presented to them by AOL. There are so many cube dwellers that if the average one was spending his time posting here there would be no bandwidth left for the rest of us.


The IP for www.tfproject.org is 193.64.21.130

INCORRECTAMONDO...it is the 16th letter of the Greek alphabet AND is 3.14159, (and don't make fun of my dyslexia.)


The Sun hot.

Wrong! The Sun is average looking; Alpha Centauri is hot!


One of my speakers is non-functional.

Wrong. The sun is hot. The Sun hot makes no sense.

The TFP is one of the best, if not the best, boards on the net.

EDIT: Beat.

vermin, wrong...one of your speakers IS functional...

l_o_c, wrong...TFP is the ONLY best board on the net...


colorado springs' altitude is higher than denver's...

wrong. flyman is higher.

flyman likes his buds full of crystals.

Wrong! Flyman likes his buds half full of crystals (he's an optimist).


Traci Lords would be cuter without the makeup

Wrong! Traci Lords would cuter with a new face.

The Police are coming for you!

Wrong: as long as i am dressed in clean clothes and my house is clean the cops will never come.... that is a proven fact... just watch COPS.


Righty tighty, lefty loosy

Gusss you haven't played BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!!!!!*


Bones is old skool.









*You have to be high for it to be the best game ever... but when you are, believe me. It wins over everything.

Nay...I would say Amoeba are old school.



Grocho Marx had a rapier wit.

since wit is a symbolic concept and not a concrete object, it is silly to compare it to a sword.

sonic booms are loud

it depends on your stereo and how loud you set it :]]]

I am horny =)

by now im sure you have masturbated and are no longer horney

its a gorgeous day outside

Yeah, well maybe it is where you are, but not everywhere.

Baseball can't be played in the rain.

Its raining, but I am watching a baseball game on tv.


The moon revolves around the earth.