Wrong! Elvis died shitting a Jailhouse Rock.

As Falls Wichita, So Falls Wichita Falls.

Witchita is more of a stumbler, actually.

During Spring, A Young Man's fancy turns to love

Wrong! During Spring, a young man's fancy turns to disgust as he is forced to help with shopping and gardening.

Rock and Roll is dead.

Too general, and incorrect! Rock and Roll was never alive.

True has the opposite meaning of false.

WRONG! This statement is both true and false. If that were true, this would be impossible.


The cover to "God Hates Us All" by Slayer was censored, and the next poster will not post a picture of both the original and the censored covers.

No it wasn't, God just hated the cover.


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The Devil wants your soul.

wrong, the devil wants our shoes...


nancy sinatra's boots were made for walking...

These boots were made for walking was written by Lee Hazelwood, so it was their boots, not Nancy's that were made for walking!

Tupac was from the Westside

No he was from the United States.

Masturbation will not make you go blind!

unless you are already blind.....then what?


dark side was the best album EVER made

wrong, photograph was the best album ever made...


if you mix yellow with blue you get green...

Wrong if you mix too much Yellow with Blue you get the French Army surrendering...

Oil floats on water (unless its on fire)

Wrong !!! oil mixed with water makes a salad dressing.
I am.

Not anymore.... *MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*


myMHZ did a very good job of proving me wrong in the last post they made.

nah, it was only adaquate,

an airplane in flight defys no laws of physics

Nah, Air Force One did... just like everything else that came in contact with Kennedy.


krwlz is part of qpid's revolution

krwlz?who the fuck is that?.......hehe sig ref.


KWSN has the shakes.

no he's not, he's a double agent, only pretending to be part of the liberation army:p

i spend too much time on tfp

later edit: my fault, sorry

we will go with fly mans,
nope, thats just KWSN masturbating furiously

greenclould doesnt refresh

wrong!
greencloud refreshes regularly now.


KWSN doesn't understand AFL scores.

Wrong! KWSN doesn't understand the AFL at all. (Does anyone?)

1 is the loneliest number.

WRONG! Five is the loneliest number, because it's the number of fingers in your hand.

Now matter how old you get, hot 18 year olds ARE STILL HOT.

not when you're dead

cafeteria food sucks

wrong, cafeteria food isn't even food...


julia roberts is the star of "pretty woman"...

nope....she starred in it but wasn't the star.richard gere was

marilyn monroe was a fucking goddess

Wrong Mr flyman. marilyn monroe is still a goddess.

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.

i don't have a fence so same ol' green here

splck is the sound you make when you sneeze

No thats the sound when you shit!

Cheetos Rock!

No, Cheetos taste good. They lack the physical ability (and apposable thumbs) to "rock."


My avatar is Master Shake.

wrong.....that's mister shake to you.

pink straws suck.

Not detailed enough. They also blow.


Flyman's avatar is exploding.

wrong...it's disintegrating...


KWSN beat Bones head to head by a KO...

sorry phil............TKO

ali was the greatest

Ali Baba was a poor woodcutter in Arabian Nights.




Something doesn't smell right.

You're a person, not a something, mrsandman :D


I am not the most intelligent user on the TFP.

oh sure you are


sandpaper is smooth

you are wrong, nothing is totally smooth, there are molecular bumps on everything.


mary had a little lamb

BULLSHIT! NEVER BELIEVE THE FAIRY TALES! THEY ARE LIES CONSTREWN BY THE GOVERNM- *explodes*


Metallica features guitars in a majority of their songs.

wrong, not when their noodling a capella...


red is the color of my true love's hair...

actually phil......MM hair is blond

cowboy boots are considered shit kickers.