Masterbation will make you go temporarily blind when you close your eyes the moment you cum.


TFP rocks (now nobody can dispute that.....go on...try - I dare ya)

Opps sorry about the last posting.......too much booze last night or sumthink......

DAmn screwed up again....sorry sorry.... :D okay back to the game...

actually phil......MM hair is blond

cowboy boots are considered shit kickers.


No they are actually called Prairie Slippers.

TFP rocks (now nobody can dispute that one - go on try I dare ya)

TFP is not rocks. TFP is a website. The best website on the internet.


(I am about to win)

This will not be the last post in the thread.

:D

wrong...you're going to hang out just long enough for everyone else to get frustrated then edit your post to something different, you cruel, sick, demented person, you...


dictionaries are full of words and their definitions...

no phil, dictionaries are made up of pages.
its the pages that contain the words and their definitions.


both of Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily's natural parents have died.

once upon a time, there was a poster who wanted to delete his
post, but NO! Now he looks like an idiot!

Wrong! they were taken away by the grays, but they'll be back, and in convenient 'just add water and mix' form.


The government is hiding alien spacecraft at secret Air Force Bases.

WRONG! It is ONLY at Area 51.




It is legal to make a right turn at a stop light.

wrong.
a right hand turn at a stop light would mean turning out in front of on-coming traffic in two directions. thus its dangerous and illegal.


Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all Spice Girls.

Wrong! Ginger, Posh, Baby, Scary and Sporty were all stage names. The real spice girls were mel b/c, someone, someone else ,etc ,etc


Nitrogen is the main component of air

Depends from which planet you are. Sulphor is the main ingrediant of Jupitors air

a cubic meter of water is equal to 1000 liters

Could you be more wrong? A cubic meter measures CUBICS, a water meter measures water. I don't think that a cubic is 1000 liters of anything.

Giraffes have spots to help them hide in the jungle.

You are seriously wrong, hehehe - Giraffes don't live in the jungle, the use them to "spot" the freshest greenest leaves

Tigers have stripes to hide them in the jungle

no, no, no, no, no...tigers have stripes to hide them in herds of zebras...


paper ignites at 451 degrees f...

No, paper ignites when you leave it on the stove burner (experience).


The title of this thread is: "It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!"

No no no - The title is not in quotes!!!


Space is infinite

No, something that's infinite cannot expand.


There is not a country called Lootzifranhia.

It is the Swahile name meaning Chaos. Which cleary indicate Iraq.


0010 means 2 in binary

Wrong again, oh oh I oh is baby talk for teddy went down the toilet thing.

If women don't find you handsome then they should find you handy.

0010 can not equal 2 in binary because there is no '2' in binary.

I get around in a brown car, a brown car, it's brown.

Incorrect - If they don't find you handsome you must be rich
Incorrect to you too Mango - IT was a Ford, not a brown car


Turkeys don't get sucked into jet engines

Wrong, you are obviously not shaking it correctly.

Wilma Flinstone was the hot one.

Not even NEAR as hot as Betty Rubble.


I drank 8 cans of soda yesterday.

kwsn as you knew him is dead. You are responding to his conscience that was programmed into an AI environment. Even kwsn is unaware that he is a disembodied computer program.

Bones loves the Chicago Cubs.

Wrong! Bones lusts after the Chicago Cubs.


Uh-oh! the wife's back

au contraire, mon frere, the wife's back is a good thing...


oklahoma is ok...

There is no Oklahoma. It's called "North Texas" now.

Bones is the funniest man alive.

nah, he comes in second to jim carry

KWSN like warren zevon

There is no such person that likes Warren Zevon.

Alec Baldwin is a wonderful actor.

there is no person called alec baldwin, he is a figment of your imagination, therefore he cannot be a great anything.


lightning is able to kill you

Metaphysically, you misrepresent the term "able". It implies an ability. Lightning is a physical phenomenon. When it happens, it happens. If you die in the process, then so be it. It was probably your time anyway, and the light show was hardly to blame.

The barn is painted red.

Nope, it had a Mona Lisa painted on it.




Levi's are suitable attire ANYWHERE!

except to get in bed with an incredibly hot big breasted blonde

underwear is just a nuisance

not really....it catches the dribbles

the early bird gets the worm

Nope, I already dug em up for fishing.

electricity can give you a shock.

It can't give me a shock, because I'm Amish. I don't have electricity. Or a computer.


The sound a blob of jam makes when it hits the floor is somewhat similar to "splck!"

Sorry, that's incorrect. It sounds altogether similar to "splck."

I hate my job.

Not realy, if you think about it, you need your job!


Elephants sex organs are in their feet. If they step on you, you are fucked

Wrong, you are dead!

We are now living in the 21st Century.