Your wrong! The CD my kids made of me and the missus arguing over the checkbook beats that by 50!


I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree!

A tree's not a poem, ya damn metaphorical hippie!

There is.

Not.

You need food to live.

No you don't. Just watch Ally McBeal.


My neighbor hides polystyrene figurines of Rosie O'Donnel in his closet.

No your wrong its the attic for her, he hides his dixi chicks in that closet


Speaking of Dixi chicks.. looks like they are making a come back.

If "making a comeback" entails acting like idiots and saying stupid things about the president to get people to hate them, then SURE.


I will not be the next poster.

wrong...you posted then edited it out...


if you said the magic word, you won $100.00...

IF I sat there dumbfounded, then I ended up with nothing.
(Hello, I must be going.)



You have to get SOME sleep SOMETIME.

i seriously doubt it.
the amount of time you spend here indicates that you never need to sleep, ever.


Australian troops fought in Iraq.
(how bout hailing them as well mrsandman)

wrong! They fought against Iraqi's, they didn't fight eachother.

oil floats on water.

wrong, not when it's on fire...


it still rains in indianapolis...

No it doesn't. Indiana outlawed that. Just like everything else.


(this is a double-feature)
Snow don't fall on summer's time.
The next poster does not understand this reference.

I asked my friend Summer if she allowed snow on her time, and so said "no fuckin' way, you're wrong!"
I do understand your reference, but I refuse to go along with it.

Basketball sucks...Hockey rocks!

1)...july 5, 1963, windsor, ny...

i do...

NO I DON"T!!!! Here you go again thinking you know what i think......... but i don't!!!! :D


I'm going to trash my room after finals.

no your not, your friends are going to trash it for you

weed is not all its cracked up to be

Wrong! It is exactly as it's cracked up to be. Not a bit more. Not a bit less.


There's no one in Memphis named Marie (or who will get this reference).

Oh but there is!! I'm just not that person!


I'm going to bed.

Wrong, it was stolen this afternoon by qpid's liberation army.

Mountain Dew is better with glowstick juice in it... ("I heard they have to pump your stomach with that stuff...!" -SBEmails)

Yes there is but Marie is only six years old, information please...




Wrong! Mountain Dew is better with glow worm juice.

The phone is ringing.

myMhz: just thinking guitary thoughts (see mourning thread)

Wrong! The bell inside the phone is ringing, not the entire phone.

When the wind is from the south, it blows the worm into the fish's mouth.

Wrong, a wind would not blow a worm due to worm aerodynamics, especially into a fish's mouth....unless of course it is a largemouth bass..mmmmm

Monica Lewinsky has a nice dress collection.

wrong, her collection isn't just nice, its fan-sticky-tastic!!


cricket is not played professionally in the US.

Wrong, I once knew a cricket and...yes, he did play professionally in the US, specifically in Utah at the cricket parade.

28 grams is equal to 1 ounce.

wrong, 28 grams is a lid...


the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain...

No the rain falls mainly on the mountains since they are closer to the point of origin more rain can be supplied to the tops of the mountains quicker than the plains . The rain then drains down onto the plains where it collects.


The is no word that rhymes with orange.

"The is no word that" most definetly does NOT rhyme with orange. It doesn't even come close

John Henry was a Steel Driving Man

http://www.shawkey.com/images/john.jpg

He don't look like no steel-driving man to me.


The next poster will not understand this reference: "Snow don't fall on summer's time." And if they do, they won't post its signifigance.

wrong...i do...


wind don't blow below the sea...

Your wrong.. sailors on subs pass wind all the time.

Space the final frontier,,,

Christopher Reeves WAS Superman.

Cartoon Network shows only Cartoons

Wrong, there are commercials with people.

Unless the next poster is uncle phil, he or she does not know the signifigance of the reference and/or won't post it.

wrong...it's the second line following the "snow" line from townes van zandt...


warren zevon is KWSN's hero...

Wrong, he's my GOD. I have proof (or at least what I take as proof) that he is the savior of humanity.


Uncle Phil's avatar has a red background.

What kinda God are you? Its not red.. You're just colorblind, its Green. Go on.. tell me its red, to prove to me that you're color blind. :D



KWSN stands for Knights Who Say Ni

Wrong, on my ancient, shitty computer, it's black and white.

My dog enjoys eating small furry animals.

Wrong, You dog enjoys eating small hairless animals... which explains the bloody mess.

(and i'll say my statement again sine me and WW posted at the same time)

KWSN stands for Knights Who Say Ni

Wrong! KWSN stands for Kangaroos With Salty Nipples


When the wind is from the east that's when fishing's the least

Wrong.. you need a mouth for the hook to.. hook... thus
Its impossible to fish South with the fish that have no Mouth.


I will be happy when finals are over.

Wrong, finals are only the beginning of the next important thing in your life, which you will inevitably suck at, which will inevitably make you not happy.

Elvis died on the toilet singing "Love me tender"