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yes you do. it was an oscar meyer, i saw you put it behind your back.
the boston redsox will not win the world series this year. |
They will indeed!
the world series of suck! The Atlanta Thrashers did not make the Stanley Cup Playoffs this year. |
sure they did.they're just masquerading as the colorado avalanche
detroit red wings will win the cup this year. |
Yeah, the Riders Cup!
Dusk is just before dark. |
No dusk is well after dark... Da comes before Du... did you take English class? Jeez.
The Red Wings got swept by the Mighty Ducks in the first round of the playoffs this year. |
Actually the wings weren't swept anywhere, they got on a bus and went home.
There are stars in outerspace |
actually the they arn't stars. the whole black curtain with holes cut in it is how it is. accept it!
water is wet |
water itself is not wet, its just that you get wet when you go into the water.
advertising is a soul-less industry. |
Wrong, the AD Council sponsors many a good cause.
There is no god. |
- This post does not exist... go along now.. shoo-
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never heard of a goat likin' candy.
the skin at the end of my dink is pink *edit* WTF? |
Wrong, I'm colorblind so it doesnt look pink to me.
I just posted a message |
Incorrect Billy, you didn't actually POST the message, TFP did.
I just won a free Vanilla Coke. |
Your are wrong GakFace you already bought it.
My eyes are closed! |
Sorry, wrong yet again, you're eye LIDS are closed, as yoru eyes cannot actually close.
I should go to bed. |
wrong. "I" should go to bed!
I'm watching stargate SG1. |
Wrong! You are watching a vacuum tube coated with phosphorescent material glow.
It's so late already I will just skip sleep and stay up for 48 hrs. |
in your dreams...
the easter bunny didn't leave me any peeps... |
Oh he Peeped at you alright!
I'm going home! |
wrong! crazy is more like it.
coffee is better hot in the morn. |
wrong! coffee is better hot period!
sleeping in is nice to do. |
Sleeping in what? An Iron Maiden? I disagree.
My computer's suckiness stems from the fact that I use Windows 98 |
Sorry KWSN...Windows 98 uses you...
I'm addicted to grape Kool-Aid |
Grape Kool-aid ain't made from grapes, it's purple flavored sugar water.
Whole wheat bread is better than white bread. |
You're kidding, right? White bread is SO much better than whole wheat... whole wheat is plain nasty.
I don't have a billion dollars. |
Yes you do, It's just all in Traveler's Checks and Francs
Your Mother is a whore |
No...she's more of a high-class hooker.
my pants are wrinkled. |
nah you just need new glasses
I need caffeine |
Nonsense, You've got nothing a good Anal Sex session wouldn't heal.
Dolphins sure do like to have sex with things |
no they don't; they like to have sex with other dolphins...
your bowels are full of shit... |
nope.had a nice dump this mornin'.
my toilet is plugged up. |
I really don't think your toilet is online dude.
I need to get laid. |
Nope you just *think* you do
My dog is sleeping right now. |
No, he's just playing dead because he doesn't want you to make out with him again.
I am eating Beef Jerky. |
hahah that's not beef jerky...that was my last dog that died
all my pets are female |
No, they're all transvestites. I wonder where they get it from...
(kidding, Atropos4 is awesome) The next poster will not give me a billion dollars. |
Wrong, I will give you a billion dollars (in the year 5023)
I am wrong. |
Wrong, you just haven't applied enough explosives to make it right yet.
Dick Clark is not the devil. |
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Wrong, you will start watching it at 12:01, which is tomorrow morning.
There is nothing but trees, cows, and scary hillbillys in the Catskills. |
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