Unfortunately you're WRONG. The US Senate recently passed the Shithead Reparation Act wherein all shitheads recieve a nice big lump of smoldering coal upon the 25th of December.

Cursed are those who bring a gun to a knife fight.

I think this thread has self-destructed. Nobody has proven anybody else wrong in any way for several pages! I think a gun at a knife fight might be an excellent thing to have, but I am never armed, so unqualified to even think about it? You can't piss down my back and expect me to pretend that it's raining, or can you?

me pisses on OCM?s bare foot...

now THAT's raining...prove me wrong...

sunshine here baby.


phil's in Florida.

The rain is rarely warm in Minnesota. And never quite so salty.
Phil's not really in Florida, he's in St. Paul, pissing on my foot, so I guess you're wrong, my pot-head comrade!

hehe.../me has a very long penis...hehe...


telephone books are full of numbers...

Is that what that was?
Telephone books also contain names and addresses, and lots of .s, so I guess you're wrong, sir!

You didn't say anything because you most likely knew you were WRONG before you even started. Well played.

Apparently paddyjoe lives vicariously through Charlatan's phone.

I WAS wrong!
 

If Jumpin Jesus is uncontrovertibly right, how can he/? be wrong? That must be cheating.
I must have been on the wrong page.

........the oceans are salty.

Salty is a relative term.....Mono lake is salty the ocean is slightly saline.


I'm not lazy I'm efficient

I'm not sure that's an obviously true statement. I like it, but it may be against the rule, and therefore wrong.

Cheese is made from milk.

whoever cut the cheese in the thirteenth tee-box this morning was definitely not slicing a dairy product...


pearls are found in oysters...

Ah, but not in every oyster, and they're also found in clams and other shellfish.

When the sun goes down it gets dark outside.

That darkness you are experiencing could be a very large object looming overhead.

You don't know me.

Well, obviously. & so you are not wrong. Where would one go from here?

Giant Hamburger knows everything.

hehe...he does not understand the ins or outs of a strategically placed hot dog in the right (or wrong) hands...

we breathe air...

And in our crazy modern world a variety of other toxins that don't belong in the air we breathe. I love you, sir.

Cobalt is warm to the touch.

Whose touch? I knew a guy with 2 prosthetic hands and not even a womens flesh was warm to his touch.

The US is a cultural melting pot.

Things cultural don't melt here until long times have passed. Good for the persistence of memory.

Mercurial means changing.

I can't tell myself I'm wrong, can I, even if I realize it's so?

i'll cover ya'...

mercurial means fast, like as in swift, speedy, etc...


gliders don't "fly..."

Having no power how could they?:thumbsup:

She said she had to squeeze it, but she. and then she.......

Leaning may NOT be a sign of laziness?

Or else I :love: too much.

Holding the building up might mean you know what you're doing.

Ignorance is bliss.:love:JK

Alas you are incorrect, I am quite ignorant and still suffer from anxiety problems

Black is a color

The best blacks reflect no light so I guess they can't be colors - although I've always thought of it as one... dammit, Shadow, I don't know if you're wrong or not.

The world is all the people in it.

the world is full of water, and people don't breath water...


my head is bald...

(we are ugly bags of mostly-water)

Male-pattern baldness is a blessing: It helps to cool our brains. So you are wrong in being right. heh

It does not cool our brains, but rather it makes our heads cold, and our brains hurt.

Rabbits are cute.

au contraire, mon frere; rabbits are chocolate, especially around easter...


guns don't kill people... people kill people...

But if people were forced to do it manually there'd be less dead people around.

The earth orbits the sun.

The Earth orbits the galactic center. You are not wrong, just incomplete.

You will attempt to prove me wrong.

I will not!

George Washington was the first President of the U.S.

Incorrect you are, based on the knowledge that Washington did not serve as president until 1789; and as we all know, the United States declared independence in 1776, so he could not have been the first! He was in fact the ninth!
If you really want to know, it was in fact John Hanson who served as America's first president. So There! :p

Tigers are the biggest cats in the world.

Wrong, Ligers are actually the largest member of the cat family. Seriously. :)

Twinkies are unhealthy.

WRONG.

twinkies are the food of the gods.
eat twinkies every day, and you'll never get cancer, aids or any other disease.



meanwhile:

getting a blowjob from someone other than your wife is cheating.

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Hmm, how do I prove you wrong?

Oh...

No, the fish-bowl parties were a celebration of monumental proportions in the early 1920s when the children actually remembered they had a pet fish, and cleaned the fish's bowl just in time before said fish suffocates within its own defecation. The children's actions were worthy of praise from the parents for letting such a dull creature stay alive for a few moments longer.

Clowns are creepy.

nope...jhon wayne dacy was creepy, and he wasn't a clown...

trees are made out of wood...

Sorry... trees, like all plants, are composed of Cellulose.


The Earth revolves around the Sun.

Sorry, man, but this statement was done countless times, with the last being less than three days ago!
You would believe that earth does revolve around the sun, but that is only according to the Heliocentric Theory. And a theory is just that, a theory, and not an irrefutable fact. So there :p

Mandy Moore is beautiful.