Aww, gimmie a break... I just joined in on this game yesterday. :p

Anyway, I assume you mean this Mandy Moore from Tallahassee, FL... and I have to say, you are wrong. She is not what I'd consider "beautiful".


It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Unless you're extremely paranoid, or unable to close your eyes.

See the colors? There aren't any!

Why of course there colors, I see a forest green as the template, a sparing grey for the font, simlulated yellow for two kissing smilies, and many more.

Cows are bovine.

Cows are bovines.

We will all find peace when we die..

But there is no peace being killed by an Oni, where all can do is live in unrest.

Giraffes have very long necks.

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wrong!!!!


rabbits come in dinner plate varieties.......*sorry Jet.....they taste good man*


crepes are just little pancakes

Wrong... crepes are thinner than pancakes, but they can be as big as you want.


Water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

au contraire, mon frere...water is composed of molecules made of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen...


black is black...

Yes, but what people perceive as black varies tremendously. You're never wrong, sir.

Spiders benefit our species.

No way! All they do is bite people and change their DNA and then those people go swinging around our cities killing other peoples' fathers and using their 'new powers' to unfaily win wrestling matches. (slightly old but I believe still relevent.)


DOG is spelled D O G.

Wrong! DOG is spelled as so: DOG. There are no spaces in-between, because that would be wrong.

The month after this is May.

you are incorrect. the month after "this" is not may. "this" is not even the name of a month.... the month after april is may.

texas is hot in the summer.

doodle, you poor misguided child...texans can't even read a thermometer...

alaska is cold in the winter...

Except for the parts of it that are much warmer than here...

The moon orbits our Earth.

It's all a lie. There is no moon, it's a SPACE STATION!

TFP is the best forum on the internet.

Damnit, there's no way to dispute that!

Consternation is a negative feeling.

I say you are most incorrect in that consternation is a happy feeling for those that like to be frightened, dismayed, and wrought with danger. Whatever floats your boat.

In that vain, boats are meant to float, and have been proven to do so.

Submarines are designed to control their immersion.

Feathers are a marvel.

Feathers in no way warrant surprise or astonishment because we see them all too commonly on those squawking bothersome birds; we become jaded in seeing them for so often that we don't even notice them anymore. Now that febreze, that is a marvel.

There are seven continents.

and you must live in antarctica...


clouds are made of vapor...

suspended particles bring the rain.

Water is life.

But you can drown in it, so water is deadly.

Where there's smoke, there's a fire.

Sometimes where there's smoke there is no flame.

Imagination burns.

To burn you must have carbon compounds in the presence of oxygen. The imagination is not made up of carbon, but is rather an emergent property of the interaction of neurons. YOU'RE WRONG.

I'm right.

not enough information; you could be left or, worse yet, a centrist...too wishy-washy to be right...

rainwater is wet...

If one is small enough to fit between the water droplets, then one will not become wet. Which means that you're wrong.


If you drink too much blue Kool-Aid, after a meal, you will shit green.

"Too much" is subjective. I'm allergic to blue kool-aid, so I would have "too much" long before my shit turning green.

I have a penis.

and queen victoria has a vagina...

trees leave...

Only the Honduran Wandering Tree is proven to migrate. Every other one is stationary.

I have five fingers (Including the thumb) on my right hand.

You have four fingers, and a thumb. Unless you're extradextrous.

Money is made out of cloth in America.

well, american "paper" money is made out of approximately 75% denim. so it's not entirely made of cloth.


Boobies are great.

You are wrong. If boobies get to big, they can cause back problems. They also give you cancer and kill you.

The Cubs suck.

au contraire, mon frere...

the cubs blow...

one and one and one are three...

(Why does the wind always blow in the Dakotas?)

Sometimes "one" is a multitude, misguided. You can't ever tell what it adds up to.

Change always happens.

Change is nothing but a loose form of currency. It has not always existed, and will probably cease to exist in the future. Thus it will not always happen.

Jesus was white.

Wrong! Jesus was not white, as I will prove to you.

1) Jesus was killed and came back to life from the dead. (According to the Christian faith)

2) Those who die and come back from the dead are zombies.

3) Jesus was a zombie.

4) Zombies are composed of rotting flesh.

5) Rotting flesh is black.

6) Jesus was black.


I have severe mental problems.

uh-oh.
I've been forced to wonder about you.

Is severious a word?

Chlorophyll is green.

Chlorophyll isn't green. See it in the dark, and it will appear in a different colour altogether.

Yeti exists.

Well, of course you exist!

Advertising tries to be compelling.

Unless it's annoying.

Black is dark.