Black is a color; it can be dark, but that is suffice to say it depends on one's meaning of dark. I personally think Dr. No is dark, yet at last check, he was not also black. So there you have it.


The Simpsons, an animated primetime feature show aired regularly on Fox broadcasting, was the brainchild and ultimate creation of cartoonist, Matt Groening.

I dunno. I'm afraid of the dark, but I'm not afraid of black.

Milk does a body good.

Arg, two questions?! Must pick one...

Sure, Milk is good for you, but those are just annoying advertisements trying to compel you into buying milk. You'll be better off with some dark green veggies and water. Less fat, and more fiber (but not as tasty)

Sleeping is restful.

Unless you have dreams of being chased down by a crazy man. :D

African twigs are as effective as toothbrushes.

yeah, right, if you're a freakin' gorilla...

stormy weather precludes rain...

not always the case, mon frere... stromy weather could be classified as fire and brimstone as well, not the usual water.

Albert Einstein was a German Jew, as well as a proclaimed genius.

And it took a long time for him to learn to tie his shoes.

Small dogs are yappy at strangers

Unless the stranger eats them.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

And sometimes, dynamite can be found in sandwitches.

Sugar is sweet.

Except to those who can't taste it.

Glass is not a solid.

Glass is an amorphous solid of indeterminate phase, but leaning strongly towards the solid side of the spectrum. In other words, glass is difficult to class as a solid purely because it does not form a crystal lattice; on the other hand, it has no demonstrable viscosity and does not evaporate, meaning it is clearly not a liquid. It would be proper to place glass in it's own phase between solid and liquid, however if we insist on using the three traditional forms of matter (solid, liquid, gas) then glass can be classified as a solid on the basis of exclusion, as it is clearly neither liquid nor gas. Compare and contrast with pitch, which appears to be a solid but is in actuality a highly viscous fluid.

Radio waves are a form of energy.

Utilized energy? If I could use them to run my car I could go the speed of light. Or thereabouts...

Someone's been fiddling with the dates of posting.

Do you have such proof to substantiate these alleged claims?

Though, I wonder... :surprised:


Potassium is highly reactive and flammable

Unless it's in a banana. :D

The United States only developed three atom bombs. One was used as a test and the other two were dropped on Japan.

wrong, the United States is inanimate and a man made point of reference, therefore it is only an illusion. moreso, there are cd and song titles "Atom Bomb" from within and without that point of reference.

Racists suck.

Yes, but the Gay ones are far better at it.

The ancestors of Whales were land animals.

Couldn't be more wrong. Everyone knows that whales, as with all life on earth, came from Mars on a meteor-like chunk of debri. Meteor-like chunks of debri could hardly be called land animals *pfft*.


The pyramids were supposed to be cubes.

the pyramids would be but, alas, they buried the lower half so all we see are four sides...

debris is a six-letter word...

Actually, debris would be more accurately defined as the scattered remains of rubble or wreckage.

Everyone loves a Slinky.

I don't.

We are all different.

There are differences in people but we all have 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose, 2 hands ,2 feet , 10 toes , 10 fingers etc etc. So maybe we are more the same than different.......

I think therefore I am

I'm pretty sure one can be even without thinking.

Everyone has the same amount of time to use.

while the finite amount of time in a day is equal for all, the level of free time in one's day is a far more accurate way to measure one's ability to accomplish desires.

wants and desires are the same thing.

not when they involve small farm animals...


relativity is a theory...

Yeah, except that we can observe that everything is relative.

The only constant in life is change.

Living is a constant in life as well, because if we ceased to live we wouldn't live so it wouldn't be living anymore? You get it.

The only one in control of yourself is you.

not when you're in handcuffs...


one and one and one is three...

Heh-the number of hairy legs I have.

People are mean to each other.

I try not to be.

skunks stink.

Except when they don't feel threatened. They smell like roses then.

Pi is the only real number.

Pi isn't even the only irrational number, let alone the only real number.

Water is non-toxic.

au contrere, mon frere:

http://www.nbc11.com/news/10762819/detail.html

paper is made from wood pulp...

And a cosiderable variety of other substances.

There is a water cycle.

Not unless your girl's really, really anemic.

Snakes have no armpits.

Then how is that they created an entire style of Kung Fu that fully utilizes the powerful and deadly-quick strikes of the fore limbs without actual use of them?

They didn't because they did, and vice-versa.



An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Actaully, that's a rounding error. One apple will keep 22 doctors away for one hour, so an apple a day keeps 0.9167 doctors away.

The speed of light is invariant regardless of the motion of the observer relative to the light source.

Um, you're leaving out such variables as the speed of light as it travels through rice paper, and the like, which reduces the speed of light by varying degrees based on factors such as paper translucency, number of sheets between point A and point B, the angle of the sheets, etc.


Geoffrey Chaucer (1343 - 1400), author of The Canterbury Tales, is considered the Father of English Poetry.

Geoffrey Chaucer failed as a bugger.

You might wonder more.

This might be true if life were infinitely prolonged, however, while 10% of the human brain attends to daily life and only wonders occasionally, a further 10% wonders all day and all night throughout our lives, and the remaining 80% of the brain functions to keep one from noticing this. If one did, one would wander round all day with a face splitting smile saying, "Wow, man, like, just, wow," every 15 minutes or so, like a devoted cannabis enthusiast.

I don't trust you any farther than I can sling a piano.

The statement doesn't make sense so is negated

E=MC2