heck no unoaman....you're forgetting....he prefers snakes in trunks!!!

LoL...don't figure it would take much of a trunk to hold his!

Or perhaps he comes from a long line of snake farmers. I hear their farms aren't very wide, but really long...kinda like "dental floss" ranches.

hey!!!


you gotta prove the previous poster WRONG...........



...then make up some whacko shit that the next poster has to prove wrong.



*fuckin' new guys i tell ya'*

uh huh...like you did with U.P.? If that proved ANYTHING, I want to talk to both of you about this bridge I got...

"fuckin" old guys, gettin senile I guess"

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Oh yeah...People pound their pud on the Mississippi mud

WRONG, he isn't new, he was just joking around. :rolleyes:


I am God.

quote the rest of what i said and you'll figure it out.

















sorry jbauer2485............god just happens to be my kids.........cuz that's who i believe in.


muggy heat is relentless and annoying.

fly, haven't i learned you anything? muggy heat is the most relaxing, satisfying experience one can possibly entertain...visualize, if you will, a tropical beach, bikini-clad cuties shucking them off as they jump in the cool ocean water, you with your hands full of wobbly-pops and other delights awaiting their return from the depths...


water freezes at 0 degrees celsius...

It pains me to point out, phil, that that is a special case. While it is true that water freezes at 0° C at 1 atmosphere of pressure, and any significantly higher or lower pressure it freezes at a higher or lower temperature.

One is the loneliest number.

Unless one is a single cell organism, in which case it's the only number.


Beaver is always a tasty dish, regardless of the recipe.

<i>Most</i> women don't enjoy beaver, at all, regardless of the recipe.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Ah, but often beauty can be found in a nicely roasted beaver, with potatoes, and carrots. A tiny crab apple in it's mouth is a nice touch. A fresh spinach salad with olive oil, and balsamic, with a chilled bottle of red wine. Perhaps a nice cheesecake with blueberries to finish the experience.


Beholders, have quite different views of "beauty".

yes but,it all depends on what you're holding.


to spoon is bliss........:D

Couldn't agree more...specially if it's beaver gravy. That kind that kinda runs douwn your chin less you keep slirpin it up...


Tissues are better than pillowcases, for some jobs.....

only if you're sleeping with your mouth open, uno...


golf is a four-letter word...multiplied many times...

fuck me phil,....come on man,are you serious........golf is a four letter word that is spelled....FORE!!!!!!!!


to three putt,is to choke.

not if the green is, like, three acres...(turkey)


apples are green before they turn red...

They don't all turn red.

Grapefruits don't grow on vines.

sorry, but i believe it's "hollywoods don't grow on vines..."


a 1-wood is a driver...

If you try to get your golf clubs to drive you around, you won't get anywhere very fast.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

not if you're bangin' out 8-10 under every 18...


hermaphrodites are "quick-change" artists...

UNless you are paying with thousand dollar bills

Death is the End, Unless there is more

sorry tecoyah............always more...........just buzzin' through this trip in the vehicle of my body...........next journey is as a rubber glove!

.......i know,i know.....gotta take the good with the bad eh!!!!


that's what it's all about though isn't it?........











cherries are the pits.

fly...what is wrong wit choo...la brea is the pits...


those little, indented thingees on golf balls are called "dimples..." (don't ask me why...)

phil my man..........sheesh.......dimples are what the pretty women with character have on their faces man...not a freakin' golf ball.





the magic stick is the 5 iron.....

your dick is the magic stick


he who replies to this is a genius

i am about one-half a brick shy of a load...i'll admit that...


fly won't reply to this post..

sorry phil bud..........reply i did.



phil won't reply to this post.

back atcha...


doobies are held together by paper...

sorry phil.........doobies are held together by love and understanding.

i love that tune china grove.


uncle phil is a maestro.

fly, you are wronger than wrong...me is a UNCLE...


suzy creamcheese doesn't know what's got into her...

I think by now, Suzy Cream Cheese has figured out that Frank Zappa is what got into her.

In order to have a real county, at the very least you have to have an airline and a beer.

sure she does...........freakin' creamcheese man........

(that was an easy one.........)


phil's not sure if he should use *a* or *an* previous to word that starts with a vowel.







*edit...too slow today*





wrong there tophat........an airline and a CASE of beer is needed.


there are 12 bottles in a case of beer.

Fly,
I'm sure you tell that to everyone, and that the roughly 12 bottles worth of empty space in the case is due to settling during shipping. (I do the same thing.)

Budweiser is only good for filling radiators.

top, whassa matta u...budweiser is also good for cleaning brake drums, ridding one's self of toe jam...stripping wax off floors...the list goes on and on and on...


google is a search engine...

Phil, Google is so much more than a search engine, it is also the business pundit's flavor of the month. (and 10^100 to boot).

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

not if you knew my husband........

(just kidding honey, I love you ;) )

where there's smoke, there's fire.

Where there's smoke, there's Flyman.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

Wrong! Snakes don't wear vests because of the dictates of "serpent coture".

The birds aren't singing, they're screaming (fear of heights).

vermin, you couldn't be any wronger...the birds are singing because they spy you in an open field and in about 7 nanoseconds you're lunch...


strawberrys are red...

if you throw strawberries jpgs into photoshop, you will see that they are largly margenta with some small degree of cyan & yellow & black.

to the naked eye in real life, the strawberry is not a pure shade of red either.
sure, there is a good amount of red in the color of a strawberry, but it's not purely red. in fact slice one in two... you'll see shades of pink & plenty of whites. maybe even a bit of green & yellow.


<b>the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.</b>