The universe is only a tiny part of the reality which contains an infinite number of universes.

I like Spam™.

Spam is a marketing ploy to get rid of spare parts from the meat factories (SPAM = Stuff Posing As Meat), which is questionable in itself, but you like it? Too bad you're not you, you're actually you from the parallel universe's future which is relative to our dimension colors inversely related to time (you may be Amish).

If you say, "A ball is round," then you just said, "A ball is round."

no punky, clearly there is a difference in the way you say, ¨A ball is round,¨ to the way i say, ¨A ball is round.¨

with your broad Virginian accent, you actually say, ¨A Barll is Rownd.¨

i, with my crisp, non-crocodile hunter Northern Sydney accent, say, ¨A ball is round.¨

note the difference.


This post of mine will not be the last in this thread.

take your koala back, jack, but you didn't post that last one in the first place; you had mer do it through network interface...


the bills won yesterday...

Oh phil, you simpleton from up North...sigh...
The bills couldn't win anything but our hard earned money.
Now the Bills are a different story altogether...;)

Fish are sometimes amphibious.

yeah, right, fre...and pigs can sometimes fly...


all of gaul was divided in three parts: belgium, switzerland, and germany...

well, if you are referring to Roman Gaul, that was as real as the City of Atlantis. Everyone knows that Gaul was a figment of Hitler's imagination.

Blondes have more fun....

Blondes are a relaively small segment of the world population, therefore they would have proportionally less fun.


This statement is true.

you are a liar!

Einstein is credited for the theory of relativity

Einstein was on coke, and all drug addicts are bad, BAD I TELL U!, also I have yet to see results on said theory so I don't think you can credit him on anything, not even a texaco card.

Shit is brown cause of dead red blood cells.

*WRONG GONG*...SYNTAX POLICE...einstein is credited with ESPOUSING the theory of relativity...


wet grass and dogshit on your shoes smells horribly...

Atchwa ema ancda!

no, Wobbly Robbly, you are wrong.

atchwa ema ancda is the wrong way to answer in this instance.

a correct response to Phils assertion would be to say...

NO PHIL YOU ARE WRONG... some of us like that smell, worship it even. we are offended by your lack of respect for our values.

then Robble, you are expected to state something you believe to be true.

Ok……since this post appears to be at an impasse, I shall save it.

1. you’re all a bunch of liars
2. 12am and 12pm are exactly 12 hours away from each other


(now, please continue)

Wow, you couldnt possible be more wrong!

1. I am not a liar!
2. 12am and 12pm aren't exactly 12 hours from eachother. Especially if you're traveling across time zones :)


Ben Franklin invented lightening. Boom!

Averett it seems like you've gone out of your way to be wrong.

Ben Franklin din't invent lightening, he invented the wheel.

paper cuts hurt more then a kick in the ass with a frozen boot.

bender, you're pushin' the envelope, buddy...paper cuts only hurt if you pour salt into them or sweat into them, and even then it ain't like ya gotta run home so mommy can kiss it and make it better...


the god of hellfire brings you fire...

How polytheistically incorrect you are Uncle Philistine...

The god of hellfire would not bother bringing fire to people, he would have one of his lowly minions take care of such mundane tasks.

...

Berlin is the capitol of a unified Germany.

pheatius, your sense of geography is warped beyond all belief...berlin is a small town in southwest georgia where the only word of german anyone knows is "sauerkraut" (pronounced sar-krot)...


muhammed ali was originally known in boxing circles as cassius clay...

sorry phil man... they boxed in rings,not circles.

the rings were square.

fishing in the rivers is absolutely awsome.

Wrong Flyman, catching in a river is absolutely awsome.

Teaching children to swim is a good idea.

Wrong, my fine fishing friend!
If you teach them to swim, how will you get them to stay home when you go to the beach?

The time it takes me to move my bowels, I could already learn another language.

Yah, if you're total-immersing in potty talk. Think again, buster.

Today I was an honorary bike-riding, hoop-jumpered, onion-necklaced garlic-scoffer.

my visual image of you on a bike rings the "WRONG GONG" once again...can't be pushin pedals in a hoop skirt...


the walrus is paul...

Nah Nah Nah, the Squid named Piggy is Paul

Z is a sane human being.

no I am sure that Z is the last letter in the english alphabet.
SO that makes you WRONG!!!!!!!!!!



That ninja turtle in GakFaces avatar is Donatello.

HONK*HONK*HONK...donatello was the second-seat cellist in the 1982 world championship chamber music competition and bake-off...


paul winchell's dummy was jerry mahoney...

Hail Denizen of Wrongtown!

Jerry was the dominant one in that relationship. He was also pure evil.
Nobody called him a dummy to his face and lived. Jerry forced Paul to be the voice of Tigger to pay for his copious habits of ill repute. Jerry owned Paul every second they were together.

My daily visions are beginning to worsen.
-GH

no,you named your dick "jeb"

gsrider loves the cock!

don't know if i can speak for gsrider, but in some sections of the country, "cock" means "pussy..."; ergo, slimm, you win the prestigious, semen-plated WRONG GONG hammer...


laser-jet printers print faster than ink-jet printers...

The speed of ink has yet to be captured by any means known to man. Thus the obvious conclusion would be that ink is technically faster than the speed of light... i mean we all know that is fast... but ink... unknown, so it must be faster than the SPEED of LIGHT.. hence making ink faster than lasers and my friend uncle phil you have been handed a big bowl of wrongan noodles.

one in the pocket is better than two in the bowl

(please I pray no one saw my typo)

Wrong again, GSRIDER. With only one inthe pocket, you don't get the full effect, as you would of having two in the bowl. ;) (I'm confused now)


This song was originally written about uncle phil. :thumbsup:

(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey )
Hey Mickey !
You´ve been around all night and that´s a little long
You think you´ve got the right but I think you´ve got it wrong
Why can´t you say goodnight so you can take me home , Mickey
´Cause when you say you will , it always means you won´t
You´re givin ´ me the chills , baby , please baby don´t
Every night you still leave me all alone , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
Hey Mickey !
Now when you take me by the - who´s ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There´s somethin ´ we can use, so don´t say no, Mickey
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I´ll take it like a man
Oh please , baby , please , don´t leave me in the jam, Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey , hey Mickey )
(Oh Mickey , you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind , hey Mickey )
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
Oh Mickey , what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey , you´re so pretty , can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Mickey
Oh, what you do Mickey , do Mickey
Don´t break my heart , Mickey
{fade }

fre, are you not aware that the more famous than ever WRONG GONG is beating down on your zipper with malice after hearing such a travesty of misthinking...that song was written for my true hero, mickey mantle...


bill maher is politically incorrect...

Nay, bill maher is a pin-headed, clinton hugging idiot AND unfunny.


Jim Carey IS funny.

Wrong mr sandman! Jim Carey is a very serious dramatic actor. And a damn good one at that.

Disco is dead.

CL, haven't you ever heard of DISCO DUCK? as long as he remains in the collective memory of anyone still living, disco will never die...(LONG LIVE GLORIA GAYNOR, and THE BEEGEES...)


john travolta is a pilot...

Hail Uncle Phil!

I would walk through hot coals for you but I must say that you are wrong, once again. Mr. Travolta may be licensed to pilot aircraft but what about seacraft or spacecraft or craft that burrow beneath the earth? I think not.

I am not Uncle Phil.
-GH

sorry oh meaty one, Uncle Phil is not Gaint Hambuger.....you had the right idea, just stated it backwards.

a Giant Hambuger requires giant buns

cnor, you're wearing out the WRONG GONG...a Giant Hamburger does not require buns at all if it is served "tartare..."


a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...

Ah, Uncle Phil...still singing that same old Wrong Song, eh?

If by 'bird' you mean a misogynistic term for a woman, you certainly could not have one inside your hand. It is physiologically impossible.

And any woman you can fit two hands in, needs repair work badly.

...

An electron cannot be seen with the naked eye.