Neddy Smith is dead (well, one of them are).


Many hands make light work...

No, no, no. Flipping switch make light work.

A large nose is the sign of a large... heart.

grump, you've been dancing with the elves for so long, your grasp of the obvious is becoming less and less canny...a large nose is the sign of an ugly face...


the great salt lake is actually in syracuse, ny...

The Great Salt Lake is 180 kms east of Norseman, Western Australia...


Essendon will not win the flag this year

Essendon is not even real, every thing is inflatable these days

Chessnuts are lazy!

Chess is for the highly motivated.
Nuts are high in energy.
Therefore, chessnuts are not lazy.


A steady pace wins the race.

gov, somebody put too much icing on your cake today...a FAST pace wins the race...


getting hit on the head with a pressure-treated 2 X 4 hurts more than dropping a marshmallow on your toe...

That depends on how big said marshmellow is, and whether on not it's frozen...


Catherine Bell has large breasts

NOT if you watch her next to veronica semanova.


The war with Irak was justified.

Not if the war was really against Iraq instead of Irak.

3 can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead.

sorry C Ludus....but they allllll gotta die

secrets are for insecure people.

fly, someone could just as easily let go of your feet while you are dangling out that window for coming up with such a stupendously WRONG statement...secrets are for contestants on that old garry moore television show...


lather was 30 years old today...

Lather was 30 years old 2 days ago, get your national holliday right numbskull!

Clinton never had sex with that girl!

Well that depends on who's meaning if "is" you are going to use queedo!

Grand Rapids, MI was the furniture capital of the world.

Oh my misguided Michigander, Grand Rapids was never the furniture capital of the world, everyone paid to get their furniture from various financial institutions or with cash. Although some have said that it was indeed a furniture capitol to many.

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A new car depreciates as soon as you drive it off the lot.

Not if you drive off with James Bond's original Aston Martin.

Rabbits fuck like rabbits.

CL, lookin' for that transfer to the saulte ste. marie satellite office? another wrong-o like that and you'll be the front-runner...
rabbits LOOK like rabbits...


now minks, on the other hand, fuck like minks...

Uncle Phil doesn't fuck minks he only does sheep, they aren't soo gay!


My left leg is longer than my right one.

Wrongadelphiasvilleship, queedo. You're looking in a mirror, which reverses. Hello?

Saturday Night Specials aren't so special anymore.

fremen, they sure are special if they're pointed at you...


genesis means beginning...

come on phil.....we all know that genesis was a band.

sleeper jammies are to hot to wear to bed.

They sure aren't if you are uncle phil.


Pizzas' are always better with pepperoni.

Better what? Frisbees? I tried that and the bits of pepperoni just flew off. Spinach and ricotta - now that makes for good aeronautics!

I am wrong

I'll be the judge of that cliche...and for my benefit, I say you are right. Which means you are wrong. Eh?!



College is out for the summer! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!

pyrate, wake up and smell your finger...haven't you ever heard of "summer school?"


there used to be 202 bones in the human body...

now there's 203... no no, 202... wait, 203.... uh, 202... 203...202...203...204(!!). Isn't the links board wonderful!

There's cottage cheese in my milk carton.

That is not FDA approved, so it will never be labeled cottage cheese.

I am havng a kick ass party tomorrow

...where?

No, When?

Wrong, it's today. ;)

Signs...signs, everywhere are signs...

...blocking out the scenery, heh...fremen, you are in such denial! signs are not everywhere...only where you look for them...


sometimes, all i need is the air that i breathe...

wrongo phil.....you need that air every second of your life,not just sometimes.

man oh man....hangovers suck ass.

flyman, you have to be well hung in order to have a hangover...and that's something, I've been told, you're not.

Today, I fish.

splck, your grammar sucks. Today you are a human, tomorrow you'll be a human, forever, you will be human.(?)


Looks like a great day to uncap a cold one!

for christ sakes......how am i gonna say wrong to that one.

okay here goes.....

WRONG there pj....it's a great day to uncap MANY cold ones.


splck is goin' fishing for brown fish...(a.k.a. wobbly pops)

I'm not going fishing for em', I going catching. Brown fish, here I come.

Beer in a bottle is better than beer in a can.

no, fly, splck is going fishing for some yummy trout.
whats more, if you don´t look out, you will be used as the fly.


The Western Taipan (or Fierce Snake) is the worlds most venomous snake. by far.

Wrong! The coral snake made the western taipan it's bitch a long time ago.


Licking cane toads will give you brain warts.

vermin, where did you leave your brain, down by the banks of the river fox? the only way anyone can get brain warts is from being licked BY cane toads...


green is a spectral combination of blue and yellow...

Wrong Mr. Mayor of Wrongsville! Green is the best color there is, and it's pure! PURE, I say!

Saxaphone music is annoying on Sundays.