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not the numbers..................... so WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Working on sunday sucks! |
nope...it blows...
hourglasses measure time... |
nope...sorry phil.......
hourglasses measure an hour. sand feels good between your toes. |
Not when you're wearing boots. All it will do is give you blisters.
Ahhh my kids are still sleeping...this is a nice time of day. |
wrong jam boy.......it's night here.
white wine is best cold. |
No white wone is best served at 102 deg. everybody knows that!
I invented liquid soap. |
queedo, i must roll my own eyes at that one...colgate/palmolive invented liquid soap...
tree bark is on the outside... |
Not if it's on a tree in a greenhouse.
Nelson Mandela is a great man and was a brilliant ruler. |
Wrong, he was just a drummer in a hut band that never quite panned out.
The opposite of up is down. |
rockogre !! are you mad ?
Down is whats in pillows and comes form geese. There is some great beer made in Canada. |
bender, you'd better help rock look for the geese because you are oh, so wrong on this one...the only great beer is made in australia...
pickled pig's feet are marinated in a vinegar solution... |
You are wrong Uncle Phil, for everyone knows that pig's feet (along with the rest of said pig) get pickled at the local pub like everyone else.
pi = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862 |
Pheatius, pie is apple not some sort of number that you just made up.
Chairs are made to sit on. And UnclePhil...Austraila forced Fosters on the rest of the world and shouldn't be forgiven for that. |
not if you have to reach the top cupboard shelf.then you stand on them.
north of the 49th is where it's at. |
actually, it is a pronoun not a location
dandelions are weeds. |
not if ur 4 year old gives you a bouquet of them
Classic rock is the best music ever. |
Not so my Zeppelin of Led friend...It is the only music.
Straws are good for sucking. |
what good is a straw if you have not a lung? Then i ask, are they good for sucking?
music soothes the soul. |
bing bing fall down go boom boom...not if it's anything played by these clowns that drive up and down the street with their windows open and the bass turned up high...
like krwlz said, classic rock is the best music ever... |
Wrong. Heavy Metal from the 80's is.
Lansing is the capitol of Michigan. |
Who cares?
Kingston Ontario was the capitol of Canada in the early 1800's. |
WTF? Canada doesn't even feature on the majority of world maps.
George Foreman uses his lean grilling machine on a daily basis. |
Sorry it's actually his "lean mean fat reducing grilling machine" that he uses on a daily basis. Probably uses his lean grilling machine for special occasions only :)
I'm where I am. |
Actually, you’re in the matrixs like kenau reeves and u gotsa “free you mind” and jump buildings and learn boxing n kung fu.
I'm never last picked. |
I've just picked you as one of the the recipeints of the first reply to my first post in this thread, award. Making your first and last picked.
the sound of one hand clapping is the wind displaced by my hands motion |
Nope, the sound of one hand clapping is half the sound of two hands clapping.
I am just. |
No Ur Not!! Ur A Homo-sapien
Nine People Live In My House!! |
It's not your house, it belongs to nine people.
Women are strange. |
Women are strange only when your a stranger, so I hate to tell you this but your wrong.
It cold in this office !! |
Cold is relative. Bet the office is warm compared to the artic ocean.
that fire is hot :P :) |
if it's anything like the fires i build,then i think scorching would discribe it a little better.
my pool is still cold. |
Your gene pool would disagree.
My swimming pool is still cold. |
Your gene pool would disagree.
My swimming pool is still cold. |
Hail Wrongula!
Is your swimming pool liquid or solid? Alright then… Liquid water should have been our most popular god. We owe it everything. Please do not disrespect it with such a subjective and pejorative term such as "cold." Please. Peetster double posted. |
Bullshit! Peetster didn't double post, there was a malfunction in the Tilted code.
I could bite like a tarantula. |
bing bing, what a tangled web you weave...tarantulas don't bite, they CHOMP...
i will mow my lawn today... |
Wrong. You will push the mower around for a while, probably stopping to whinge every now and then, all the while taking the credit for a job that's really being done by the mower blades...
Family pies do not contain ground-up families. |
OH YEAH! Well mine do!
(what the hell is a family pie) Look like some thunderstorms are coming later today. |
dude.....so wrong
we're lookin' at 30 today.Celsius that is i live in the rain forest. |
You live in a tree forest. I don't quite think the collective noun for a group of raindrops is the 'forest'
Dog pellets are not made from dogs... |
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