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I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long
90% of stats are made up on the fly |
I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly
I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years |
You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years
The love of money is the root of all evil |
nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil...
my telephone is black... |
Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all
June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia |
Wrong-O!
'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!! my tfp nick is Pyrate |
Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you!
It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood. |
well i don't have a neighborhood soo...
i need sleep. |
You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense.
The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM |
Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain.
Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence. I don't know what I'm talking about. |
sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking
football is the american past time now |
plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime...
breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you... |
pretty much anything kill you in large doses
this is my 250th post..yea |
WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary.
i have just eaten an apple. |
Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying...
There is air |
have you ever see air...no
a rain drop is a water dropplett |
ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain.
i'll be whatever you want me to be (munchies.... bueno...yum) |
No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother?
This smiley is yellow: :) |
Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream.
In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from. |
pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story...
the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters... |
Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!!
ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME... Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters! Human males have an x and a y chromosome... |
no some have xyy
the human body has 106 bones. |
There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!!
We listen to music with our ears... |
Sadly, your view is too simplistic.
The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering. How we listen to anything: Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain. No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics. |
I can....but very very badly!!!
I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home. |
Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home.
My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence. |
sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly...
dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter... |
Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers.
Aliens have ran our government for some time now. |
Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong.
Our government is run by illegal aliens http://www.eddiebreen.com/galleries/...abloalien2.jpg Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears. |
Excuse me....Mr. Burger?
I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right? :D I am me. |
No, wrong again, I am me, you are you.
Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever. |
Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time.
Life is but a dream. |
no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare...
photographs are two-dimensional images... |
Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience.
Breast milk comes from a mother's breast. |
Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'.
The word Breast appears in the previous post. |
Nowhere in the phrase "the previous post" does the word Breast appear.
Birds can fly. |
WRONG!!!!!I think you forgot about the ostrich ....which is a bird.... and cant fly.
You can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish! |
Being a play on words, it has no merit as fact (but it WAS good)...
I'm hungry... |
Sadly, my friend, one, such as yourself, can go through contemporary life fudging and evading, indulging and slacking, never REALLY hungry nor frightened nor passionately stirred, your highest moment a mere sentimental orgasm, and your first real contact with primary and elemental necessities, the sweat of your death-bed.
Giant Hamburger's weltanschauung is smug and insular. |
no you are not smug just arrogant
saturn is the closest planet to our sun |
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