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Wingnut 06-10-2003 01:58 AM

I just saw one that was 32.31 seconds long


90% of stats are made up on the fly

Meridae'n 06-10-2003 02:57 AM

I just saw some that were in fact 92.31% made up on the fly


I wouldn't exaggerate in a million years

Wingnut 06-10-2003 03:04 AM

You just did - You would exaggerate after 500000 years


The love of money is the root of all evil

uncle phil 06-10-2003 03:07 AM

nonsense...the pursuit of money is the root of all evil...


my telephone is black...

Meridae'n 06-10-2003 03:19 AM

Your telephone doesn't reflect any light, so it really is no colour at all


June is the coldest bloody month of the year in Australia

Pyrate 06-10-2003 03:40 AM

Wrong-O!

'Bloody years' are always hot as hell. Believe me, I'd know!!!




my tfp nick is Pyrate

paddyjoe 06-10-2003 04:30 AM

Believe me, that's not what a lot of people around here really call you!


It looks like a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 05:47 AM

well i don't have a neighborhood soo...

i need sleep.

Pyrate 06-10-2003 08:49 AM

You do not need sleep. You're just tired...think about it. It makes sense.



The previous post was posted on 06-10-2003 at 02:47 PM

Giant Hamburger 06-10-2003 12:39 PM

Your perception of time is limited by your apelike brain.

Time is truly non-linear and resides on an uncountable number of temporal possibilities and time lines. Your observation of the time stamp for that post is correct on only one of an infinite number of planes of existence.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 01:14 PM

sure you do, you have to its your mouth/body/mind doing the talking

football is the american past time now

uncle phil 06-10-2003 01:19 PM

plunk your magic twanger, froggy, because no one else will...baseball is still america's pastime...


breathing too much chlorine gas can kill you...

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 02:21 PM

pretty much anything kill you in large doses

this is my 250th post..yea

(vixen) 06-10-2003 03:33 PM

WRONG! its your 11111010 th. in binary.

i have just eaten an apple.

THE MAC GOD 06-10-2003 06:39 PM

Again... how do WE know... there is no proof... you are therefor lying...




There is air

3leggedfrog 06-10-2003 08:44 PM

have you ever see air...no

a rain drop is a water dropplett

(vixen) 06-11-2003 01:24 AM

ha! you wish. acid rain, my friend, acid rain.

i'll be whatever you want me to be
(munchies.... bueno...yum)

titsmurf 06-11-2003 01:41 AM

No you won't. You'll fail, just like you fail at everything else you do. And why don't you ever call your old mother?

This smiley is yellow: :)

Pyrate 06-11-2003 02:26 AM

Nope. It's 'sunshine yellow', with a tinge of cream.



In England 16 is the age at which you can LEGALLY smoke from.

uncle phil 06-11-2003 03:36 AM

pyrate, you silly goose, no one can legally smoke "from;" now tobacco, that's another story...


the alphabet is made up of twenty-six letters...

Pyrate 06-11-2003 03:47 AM

Goddamn it uncle phil, you got me there real good! I thought that was watertight!!!

ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE GAME...

Depends which alphabet you're talkin about..as far as I'm concerned, you mean the Hawaaian alphabet, which only has twelve letters!


Human males have an x and a y chromosome...

3leggedfrog 06-11-2003 06:27 AM

no some have xyy

the human body has 106 bones.

Pyrate 06-11-2003 06:43 AM

There is only one 'bones', and he resides on this forum!!!


We listen to music with our ears...

Giant Hamburger 06-11-2003 07:35 AM

Sadly, your view is too simplistic.

The ear is mearly a fleshy protective covering.

How we listen to anything:

Sound waves cause the tympanic membrane (eardrum) to vibrate. The three bones in the ear (malleus, incus, stapes) pass these vibrations on to the cochlea. The cochlea is a snail-shaped, fluid-filled structure in the inner ear. Inside the cochlea is another structure called the organ of Corti. Hair cells are located on the basilar membrane of the cochlea. The cilia (the hair) of the hair cells make contact with another membrane called the tectorial membrane. When the hair cells are excited by vibration, a nerve impulse is generated in the auditory nerve. These impulses are then sent to the brain.

No one can argue the 3 laws of thermodynamics.

Pyrate 06-11-2003 08:48 AM

I can....but very very badly!!!



I'm about to leave the ILT centre and go home.

dalisair75 06-11-2003 10:20 AM

Home is relitive. For example, you are not going to my home.


My username was not in the database when i tried to log-in after an absence.

uncle phil 06-11-2003 12:05 PM

sure it was, you just had to arrange the letters and numbers correctly...


dave thomas named WENDYS after his daughter...

rockogre 06-11-2003 12:08 PM

Uncle Phil, I had such faith. How could you be so wrong? It just got mispelled. He actually named it "Windys" for the intestional gas produced by square hamburgers.

Aliens have ran our government for some time now.

Giant Hamburger 06-11-2003 12:27 PM

Ah my Ogrish friend you are only half right which, where I come from, means you are entirely wrong.

Our government is run by illegal aliens
http://www.eddiebreen.com/galleries/...abloalien2.jpg

Everyday I drink a large mason jar of human tears.

Minx 06-11-2003 01:04 PM

Excuse me....Mr. Burger?
I think that would be everyday you consume a large mason jar of human tears...which well...to each his own, right? :D

I am me.

rockogre 06-11-2003 09:14 PM

No, wrong again, I am me, you are you.

Stuffing 5 green stamps into a parking meter will freeze time forever.

myMHz 06-11-2003 11:52 PM

Wrong, it will only slow it down you have put 10 in to freeze time.


Life is but a dream.

uncle phil 06-12-2003 02:25 AM

no, my little radio person, life is a nightmare...


photographs are two-dimensional images...

crackpot 06-12-2003 05:40 AM

Wrong. Photographs are stolen souls, flattened and neatly glossed for our convenience.

Breast milk comes from a mother's breast.

Pyrate 06-12-2003 05:57 AM

Wrong! Breast milk comes from a mother's BREASTS, not 'breast'.



The word Breast appears in the previous post.

Dibbler 06-12-2003 08:07 AM

Nowhere in the phrase "the previous post" does the word Breast appear.

Birds can fly.

Midlandmadman 06-12-2003 08:37 AM

WRONG!!!!!I think you forgot about the ostrich ....which is a bird.... and cant fly.



You can tune a piano but you cant tuna-fish!

THE MAC GOD 06-12-2003 08:54 AM

Being a play on words, it has no merit as fact (but it WAS good)...



I'm hungry...

Giant Hamburger 06-12-2003 09:07 AM

Sadly, my friend, one, such as yourself, can go through contemporary life fudging and evading, indulging and slacking, never REALLY hungry nor frightened nor passionately stirred, your highest moment a mere sentimental orgasm, and your first real contact with primary and elemental necessities, the sweat of your death-bed.

Giant Hamburger's weltanschauung is smug and insular.

3leggedfrog 06-12-2003 12:29 PM

no you are not smug just arrogant

saturn is the closest planet to our sun


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