balderdash, you're hungry for a big mac, not real food...


cinderella's fairy godmother was a nice lady...

Phil, Phil, Phil..... your worng she wasn't a lady she was a fairy, an old one but a fairy just the same.

I have a thirst.

no you have a craving called thirst you dont have a thirst


the matrix and the Advertisement Industry are the same thing

no, because you have a choice (in most cases) whether or not you want to buy whatever the Advertisement Industry is selling, until you figure out a way to get out of the matrix, you have no choice but to be there.

Newspapers contain words

Wrong..news papers contain chips ( Freedom/French fries )
and fish.

The door is open

What are you blind man? The door is plainly closed.
Sheesh.

Bender got his avatar today.
:D

He certainly didn't on the other side of the international date line.


It's raining quite heavily right now.

no its not, sumones pissing on your roof....

The Zeppelin album "how the west was won" is the number one seller right now

Nup, just had a look... not even close over here.


Green eggs go best with ham

only if your wanting some nasty bacteria

Minx, apparently, plays well with others.

I seriously doubt it. She has to beg people to come to a BBQ at her house.


Playing on the TFP can use up a lot of time.

Bah, it's not the playing that wastes your time, it's the reading and the typing that takes most of it up...



Larry Bird won 3 consecutive NBA MVP's - 1984, 85, & 86

No not really Larry and the team won. He didn't do it alone.

Books have pages.

online books don't have pages


human's must breathe to survive

Not quite acurate - They need to breathe air( amixture of oxygen, nitrogen and carbon dioxide) to survive. No good breathing Helium, although that might have a funny effect


Crocodiles are dinosoaurs

Wrong! Crocodiles are Crocodiles!!!



So far, (excluding this post), everyone has been proved wrong by the next poster.

so you think...some people lie...


jim morrison is buried in paris...

No, he is buried under 6 feet of dirt


The element that is most common in the earth's crust is oxygen

Wrong! The most common element in the earth's crust is Graham Cracker Crumbs.


53 miles is a long drive.

Not to me... I'm used to traveling hundreds of miles... anything ofver 500 miles is a long drive...


A long drive is relative to the person(s) it concerns.

Wrong!!
53 miles is a long walk, but a short drive.


I typed this

Maybe... but there is no way for any of us to know that!


I am now classified in the Tilted Forum as "Tilted". (without the quotes)

It dont see tilted avert your eyes

i just posted

Did you just post, or what it actually just your hands doing your evil handiwork? ::quirks a brow::

My monitor has pixels.

Maybe... but how do we know you are on a computer you own?


Johnny Bravo likes to do the Monkey...

No Johnny likes to do a dance called the monkey, please don't put your own fetishes on poor Johnny.

I have a smirk on my face.

at the time you wrote this maybe but most likely not now

The B rated movie bucket of blood is a hard to find.

nonono, froggy...my nephew did a production of bucket of blood in his back yard last summer...


the producers and moon over parador were on amc back-to-back this past saturday...

Uncle Phil you and i both know that movies do no have backs ... well i hope you know that.

sound is just vibrations

eh? Sound is really a series of waves that transfer energy. The vibrations come when those waves hit our eardrums...


Ants have 5 noses

not true, this if so this is jstu a generalization as it cannont be said that ants have 5 noses, maybe some.. but not all due to GM and accidents etc.

TV is the greatest invention ever

without electricity, tv is nothing.

Hydrofluoric acid is the strongest inorganic acid.

Huh uh, I'd say based on my acid reflux..stomach acid is.






Seeing is beileving.

I seen a polar bear ride a moose on the Simpsons last night... and I still don't belive it


The Statue of Liberty's nose is 1.37 metres long

not in this pic i am looking at it is less than inch.

meridae'n is insane

Is Meridae'n insane, or is this accusation simply the result of Meridae'n's actions contrasting from that which 3leggedfrog percieves as being "not insane"? ... :) Insanity, as with much everything else, is relative.

The background color for the TFP is a dark teal-ish color.

not if your color blind

stiltzkin is tilted

I'm not really tilted, just a bit slanted.

w00t is the sound an owl makes when it is aroused.

Don't think so. It's what grandpa says when he can't hear me.



We don't do metric, and that's final.

who is this we there buddy

theories are not facts