No God would allow such things as Macs! Therefore Mac God cannot, and does not exist.

My left testicle hangs slightly lower than my right or middle ones.

i thought it was standard for men to have 2 balls...



The world is sperical in shape...

nahh it oblong slightly larger in the middle

the mac god does not exist. hee hee hee

neither does your "Third" leg....




The world is not oblong

ahh envey it rears its ugly "head". lol the world is a slightly squshed ball and not a true sphere at all.

mac god is envious of my third leg.

never seen it... so how can I be envious of something I know nothing about...

But, frog uses his cleaning syphon for his frog tank for other things...

yea like putting the water back into my tank.

mac gods snake (yea the real kind not the phalic kind) is creepy

nope.....it's slimey

i've got me a nasty sunburn.

no you got a first degree burn by the sun

my cell phone won't work

No, you can't work your cell phone

I forgot to include my statement, therefore I had to edit this post.

Nah. You pretended to omit your statement, in order to create an event to state.

Adults are obsolete children.

nahh were not obsolete

i want my bottle!

Nope, you are only interested in the contents!


Hal has got the best job on the planet

Somewhere there is a person with that name who has a shitty job.


This statment is false.

Nope, the mere fact that you made it false, means it is true, which means it is false which makes it true....


Life on earth is fragile

Wrong! Life on earth is tough and will survive and adapt, no matter how much toxic material we force it to live with.



If you mix toxic waste with clay, you can make little toxic bunnies.

You can't really make a bunny at all, just a model of one.

The dead do not speak.

Wrong, the dead do speak. Just ask Whoopi.

Root beer is the best beer.

Sorry, nothing beats hops and barley


Animal cruelty sucks

wing nut, how not right you are...some suckos are really into that...


the yankees lost again last night...

hey i am a yankee living in the south i never loose.

toxic bunnies are cute but not fuzzy.

Incorrect, sir.
Here is my proof...
<img src="http://www.chewable.com/myfanwy/sensbun.jpg" width="640" height="493">

Now hamburgers, they are cute and not fuzzy. Perhaps that is what you ment my 3legged friend.
-GH

lol that was great but i don't think that a cow grinded up to bits and fryed or flamed broiled is ... cute. tasty but not cute.


there are many ways to cook a hamburger.

nope the are many differnt ways to prepare hamburger but only one way to cook it .........with heat!!!!!!!!





All this hamburger talk has made me hungry!

nahh you have a sensation that your body tells you is hunger. in reality you just may be slightly dehidrated.

killian irish red is a great beer!!!

Wrong: You first need to drink EVERY BEER to detirmine if Killians is a Great beer.

Today is my birthday

(loud buzzer)...that is only what your birth certificate says...do you really believe that?


sun's out...

Giant Hamburger met Uncle Phil's stare. "Look to the east, my friend. That is not the sun."

Uncle Phil glanced above the wall, his eyes straining to discover what loomed beyond the blazing horizon. Over the hills poured hundreds of angry villagers violently waving torches and pitchforks. The swarming mob pushed quickly towards TFP.

"I'll let you handle this," whispered GH as he backed away from Uncle Phil slowly.

Anytime is a good time for a giant hamburger.

One time someone woke me at 3 in the morning and asked if I was hungry, so I slugged them. That was NOT a good time for a giant hamburger!


Tonite, they play for the Stanley Cup.

No they don't, they (the only team that counts) got knocked out in the second round.

My girl got 10 out of 10 on her spelling test.

your girl friend sounds ... special... anyway there is alot more than ten questions on all the spelling tests she ever taken

tonight i will consume or eat some home made pasta sause.

No fuckin' way can your house can make pasta sauce...no way !!

Flyman is going to shit when he reads this stuff. Oh well, he always says it's good to add to the old shitpile house.

Y'know splck, I think flyman will be shitting long before he sees your post.


I had some delicious chicken parm for dinner tonite.

there is no such chicken call a parm

the tittiy board is awesome

There is no such thing as a tittiy board (i know it's lame to pull you up on a spelling mistake, but there is no possible argument to your statement!)


Barney Rubble's wife is better than him...

well i looked it up and your dog's name is "jebidiah" but i can see how you'd get confused


it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes

nahh dogs and cats living together

ice tea is nice

ice tea is not a spiritual entity and therefore has no temprement or emotional traits at all.


Anchovies taste like shit

nahh they are a great part of foreplay

barnie miller is great.

Indeed the TV sitcom Barney Miller was great, as far as this barnie miller that you speak of how great can he be I never heard of him.

Radio commercials are 30 and 60 seconds long.