thanks, sandman, didn't know how to say what you did...and yes, it is your job if you are the next poster...


ringo was the beatles second drummer...

Actually he was the third. See Habib, was the first, in the underground band, before being murdered.

I joined these forums May 25.

sorry phil....

there was this dude from liverpool named "steve"...


noone really gave a hoot about this guy cuz he sucked.

he was screwin' that cynthia chick that was john's first wife,and john didn't like the shit that was goin' down,so he kicked the living shit outta "steve" and brought in that fuckin' pete best freak......and guess what?

he sucked too....

so the drummer we know of today as " ringo" was a lucky son of a bitch if you ask me.....

so .......Wrong.

mean mr. mustard was the best song ever made.

mais non, mon frere..."she came in through the bathroom window..."


my dog's better than your dog...

The majority is always right, and my dog is dead, which puts it in the majority.


Underwear should be considered optional

Possibly a cheerleader might disagree with that statement.




I need to drop a few pounds.

Wrong! you make Ethiopians look obese.


Underwear should be forbidden for cheerleaders.

Wow, that's a tough one vermin....BUT YOU'RE WRONG!

Peeling the underwear off of a cheerleader is half the fun.



Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Sorry Ruprex, you're way off. Diamonds are Forever.


My cat is the laziest thing on earth.

no such luck, pj...you're cat is just sleeping...


i know it's only rock and roll, but i like it...

no no man .... you LOVE it!

I like chocolate ice cream.

sorry Minx my sweet......you loooooove chocolate ice cream

*i mean who doesn't*

my horse is white with brown spots

Hey fly, are you sure it's not brown with really BIG white spots?


Earlier today, raindrops were falling on my head.

That wasn't rain, that was someone Pissing from the second story window!

Ice Hockey is the coolest sport!

Not if you're a goalie with no mask!


(It's hard to believe they used to NEVER wear masks.)



Summer is approaching.

Summer is not approaching. Don't believe me, go to Austrailia.



Pork is the other white meat.

no... CATS are the other white meat...


I love sex...

yeah, with your hand, and that's not sex...


wheels are round...

wheels that have air in them are round.....some go flat - very very flat

I didn't get enough sleep last night

Wrong! You got plenty of sleep last night, it's all that cough syrup that's making you groggy.


Cat's aren't lazy, they just know how to manage their time wisely.

and aren't you the rat...... lucky for that eh?

*fuckin' lazy cats*

dogs are man's best friend

I always thought sex was man's best friend

I hate brussel sprouts

sorry you hate that they were grown in dirt.

If I smoke enough crack I can fly

sorry dude...crack sucks.......you wanna fly?

smoke pot

cocaine is the devil's dandruff

balderdash...cocaine is the devil's lifeblood...


A squared + B squared = C squared...

no the answer is A squared + B squared = AB squared

Mac computers suck

FROG and I go way back... obviously Mac's don't suck because I watched him use one to write that post...

PC's Suck

no he only thought he "watched" me. his meds need to be adjusted. one can play more games on the PC than MAC. so in my defintion PC are soo much better.

Yeah... there IS a lot more stuff on a PC... Just like there are a lot more pollutants in the ocean. On the Mac, we only get the best software/games ported... we are the pure oasis.

My girlfriend has great legs...

Your girlfriend has legs... i'll give her that, but to be classed as 'great' would mean she would have to have legs that are in the top, say, 0.01% ever, and that's a long bow to draw...


Richie Valenz should've taken the bus

(can't pass this up)...poppycock...all three of them should have taken the bus...


only god can make a tree...

Trees can only be grown, not made. It's just the way it is...


Ragiddy-anne has cotton tits...

flat as a pancake my friend.

(if she had a pebble in her mouth,she'd be a cotton rock sucker though)

Meridae'n is crazy for cotton dolls

Whilst my wish list is long and distinguished, I'm afraid it doesn't reach that far...


Bears shit in forests

forest is a human term so to a bear "forests" means nothing. so from his point of view there is no forest. (stolen from the matrix "no spoon"). so he shits were ever he/ she wants.

Mac God's girlfriend should be a model.

nah, superstar...


elevators go all the way to the top...

No, they go all the way to the bottom - especially if the cable snaps


It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!

Not exactly Wingnut. I think half the time we're right.


Jeez, the birds are singing loud today.

Birds don't sing - they chirp



Birds don't sing - they chirp

chirpin' there paddyjoe,just like the wife last night after a couple too many wooblies.

the sun is shineing bright today

*edit too slow*