That's quite inaccurate as some dogs are known to scavenge from the bodies of other dogs, and thus, the digested dogs create said "dog pellets" when excreted from the dog of consumption.

Stairway to Heaven is the greatest rock song never released as a single

rat...please step away form the bong.

Margrettaville by Jimmy Buffet is the greatest rock song never released as a single.

Space is mostly empty.

Bender, the only empty space is that between my ears.

Space itself is populated with particles, stars, solar currents, gases, and theoretically black holes as well.

tomatoes are the only fruit both commonly mistaken as a vegetable and used as a source of displeasure with a poor public performance.

rat, your knowledge base is as twisted as your tail...eggs serve both purposes as well...


marlon brando, robert duvall, and martin sheen starred in "apocalypse now..."

i wouldn't call it "starred in," more like "got caught in a bad acid trip during"...

Matrix: Reloaded had a very deep, meaningful plot with a superb cliffhanger ending :o

rat .... rat.... rat....
any movie with K. R. as a star in it can not have any of the above.

I wish that I had a million dollars in my bank account

No, you wish you had a million dollars in shiny quarters on your kitchen table right now.

I just finished a beer.

NAY...It was finished in some obscure brewery, somewhere in the distant past...you just drank the contents of the bottle/can/glass.


The word "especially" does not have a "K" in it!

Actually, Mrsandman, the dutch word for "especially" is "Voornamelijk," which which obviously does contain a "k."

"And you just don't get it
You keep it copacetic
And you learn to accept it
You know it's so pathetic" are lyrics by Local H.

To my knowledge, those are lyrics by Scott form TPF. I have no reference to Local H, or in fact, any reason to believe they exist...


If my colon gets cancer, i die.

Hey mate, you're goofy. They'll cut part of it out, give you some chemo, and back in business you go.


Tomorrow is my day off!!!!!!

Tomorrow never comes...except maybe in that Annie movie

Gatorade(R) is scientifically formulated to replace more of what you lose when you sweat by providing fluids and electrolytes to promote complete rehydration and carbs to refuel working muscles.

od, you've been drinking too much of that "juice"...there is no such thing as "complete" rehydration...


tiger woods can hit a golf ball...

wrong my friend phil.......

tiger woods "kills" the golf ball.

the five iron is the utility club.

Flyman what are you from out of town ?
The Utility Club is a rocking pub down on forth .

its good to be the king.

I think King Charles I would disagree, O prince Bender, as his head was detached from his body to speed the end of his reign.

Nobody is perfect.

phaetius, phaetius, phaetius, phaetius...all i can say to that is...oh?


today is pete's birthday...

Phil !!
Thats some narrow thinking you've got going on over there.
the pete that I know has his b.day in Sept.

I got rid of my aviator as a show of support and I miss it.

You got rid of your avatar because you wanted people to know you cared about the forum... if you missed it, you would get it back.


Polar bears make lousy bedfellows...

Unless they're dead or you're a Female polar bear.

George W. Bush has never had carnal knowledge of a farm animal.

Bullshit, his wife moans like a cow in orgasm during their daily enema session.

God is hung like Ron Jeremy.

Wrong! God's doesn't "hang". It stands straight out all the time.


It sure was hot today.

Outside my building it is currently 12 degrees Celcius... you call that hot???


Women are never wrong...

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

it used to be until mr. rodgers left us.

it is fucking hot out,and it's 3:30 in the morning.

wrong, you posted at 11.39 AM :p

I need to shave more.

wrongo..........you need to wax more often.

Nisses is a rookie with 40 posts.we welcome Nisses

...only in the biblical sense, fly...


i'm drinking coffee right now, in between pounding on the keyboard...

wrong buddy......you're poundin your pudding and drinking coffee.

tea is for girls eh.

Wrong! Tea is against girls!


My popsicle has a stick so I can hold it without melting the ice.

unlikely...it is what some call a penile enhancement.




I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Ah, but you have found what you're looking for and his name is David Hasselhoff.


I think its time for breakfast.

Not here my syminan friend, its past breakfast time and getting closer to Miller time.

I've fallen and can't get up

bender, you simpering nincompoop, all you have to do is "CLAP...CLAP"


sandman previously aluded to some U2 lyrics...

no he didn't, what he said had nothing to do with spy planes. :o)


that, was a really dumb joke

No no it was such witty remark that some people just don't understand it.

I going to play a ball game tonight.

sorry bender.....i thought you said you were playing with your balls

my truck will soon to be mobile.

fly, the only way your truck is going to be mobile is if it unchains itself from the rollback it is sitting on top of...


i need more coffee...

wrong phil.......

the way you're rippin around tfp today,i think you should chill out on the coffee.

uncle phil has a nice vette.

That's a lie flyman, uncle phil sold that veteran a year ago :o

Rat is a four legged creature