Nope...not here it isn't.

I would rather be in bed than at work.

Wrong! you'd rather be working in bed.


I'm in the middle of a seminar

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i is in the middle of seminar not i'm !!!!!!!!



I cant really think of a fact to post.

sure you can, you just did

knowledge is power

Wrong!!
Knowledge isn't power elect. is

I would rather be in bed with Minx.

oh bourgeois, bender, you'd rather be anywhere with minx...


tsunamis are the wave of the future...

tsunamis are more of a surge than a wave...


Sailors often get blown offshore

Nah, they don't let girls on the boats.


Everybody loves magical poop.

balderdash...it messes up your pipes...



fritos taste like corn...

No, they taste like ass....

AC/DC fucking rocks

No, they are as OLD as rocks...

Rocks are damn old...

compaired to the universe, no rocks are not old at all.

the universe is old

As my old man used to say... the universe is only as old as the girl it feels


The pope is catholic

according to what i have seen the popes a jew

Your dog enjoys humping legs

My dog is dead! nahh just kidding i don't have a dog

I live by the beach

Sorry 3leggedfrog your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you inhabit a dwelling that is close to a beach.... you only really live when your dress up like Lucile Ball at the karioke bar! hahaha sorry!


That last statement was a lie.

no, no, no, little grasshopper...if you said it, there is some validity somewhere...


a pig's ass is pork...

nope the meat we get from the pig's ass is pork otherwise its still his ass.

Elvis died in the 70's. he is not walking around or fly or whatever today.

Nope, he is very much alive - He is in my basement as we speak



Sex and food are the two greatest comforters known to man

Huh uh, let's be specific...a blow job and a steak.




Humidity makes you sweat.

mrsandman you are so wrong heat makes you sweat humidity just pisses you off.

I can hop on one foot

not if you can't touch the ground in, say, the water.


water is wet

nonononono my little green friend, it's only the fusion of the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that make it appear to be wet; actually, it's slippery...


today is school budget vote day...

Depends on where you live!


I'm tired and want to go to bed...

Sorry Mac you want to go to sleep.

the only absolute in life is zero

wrong, there are two other absolutes you've not mentioned. these are death and taxes, baby!

i come from a tiny, remote island in the pacific that has a total resident population of 2000.

I doubt that is the exact population at this moment in time...


Time is relative...

time is not a relative of mine in fact time is my enemy we each try to kill one another.

flying is simply falling and missing the ground.

flight is rotationally tangential to gravitic attraction, and therefore not falling.

‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.’

Wrong - If all men were equal, who would win and who would lose the race? We are not equal, we are all unique - the fact that we should respect each other is an entirely different matter

My secretary has nipples like hte thumbs of a blind bricklayer

wingnut, that is SOO not right...she has nipples like the HANDS of a blind bricklayer...(i tried to shake them once...)


kermit is green...

so sorry phil....buddy's kids frog,same name,is brown.....

toads have warts

Nah, they GIVE you warts, and a fucken bad headache if you lick the bastards...


people kill people

No its the devil that makes them do it



Donkeys can kick the shit out of you

That statement is not absolute... ANYTHING can pretty much kick the shit outta you (women, men, cars, other large moving objects)


Weapons of mass destruction have not yet been found since the war on Iraq began this year, but clues are abundant.

The war on Iraq did not start this year. It started long ago, and was merely abundant...



Humans are the apex of evolution on earth thus far

Not abundant, I mean DORMANT.

My apologies...

Sure they have, United States used them in abundence.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

opps to late

ok pyrate is wrong because insects are the apex.

The Advertisement Industry has you.

Frog... you are wrong... the MATRIX has you...



I am hungry for food