Worng...wrong wrong.
A marbel is best.

I was away and now I'm back.

bender, you're bent...when did you ever leave, unless you had a MASSIVE out of body experience...


there is trouble in river city...

Wrong! There's nothing to see here. Move along.


I am NOT in denial.

wrong my friend the rat.......

you're playin' this game aren't you?

vermin is venomous.

*eeeewwwww......rabies*

Silly flyman, you are wrong!
vermin may have rabies (probably does:)), but he is not venomous. Some animals are venomous, but rats aren’t.

flyman can't fly.

But flyman, you can fly, simply throw yourself at the earth and miss!

The unit of time known as the second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom. (refute that!)

Oh please! Could you be more wrong? I think everyone knows why.

Age is a matter of mind.

nonononono my little radiohead...age is a matter of time...


the cost of ink cartridges is inversely proportional to the quality of the printer...

In my experience the cost has stayed static as the price of the printer fluctuated...


The NJ Nets are spam

Nope, they aren't spam they are the runners up in the NBA championship.




Man once walked on the moon.

wrong! due to lesser gravity he sorta hopped.

gravity is irrefutable.

HAH! Bet you live on a PLANET. LOSER.

I started this thread.

sorry K......marco beat ya to it in V.03.

i like to hang out on the wall of KWSN's bathroom.

That can't be true. KWSN doesn't have a bathroom!!!


You are whoever you want to be.

Wrong...so, so wrong.
I'm not M.J but I wouldn't mind it.

I have hairy legs.

So not true, compared top this Guy ,you're a bald freak.


Try this: a shaved nutsack is best]

nahh a shave "pussy... cat" is better

ma was one of the first 13 states

oh, froggy, when will you learn, ma was one of the first thirteen WOMEN...but just to let you know there are no hard feelings...


john deere tractors are green...

Phil, Phil, Phil.....What are you blind man !
everything John Deere has he's painted red, he's just another crazy farmer from WY.

This is the best you are wrong game on the net.

bender my friend......this is the only good game of you are wrong on the net.

bender is on a bender.

No, bender is a character in the show "Futurama"...



New episodes of Futurama are no longer being made...

Sorry Mac Man, there are in fact more episodes being made... .They just simply aren't official as they are made by people who just cannot let a good show die with honor ;)


Cheating is wrong.

Sorry Gak, cheating ain't wrong if it feels so right! :D

Eating earthworms is easier if you use hotsauce.

Nope, eat em plain. It'll be easier because you won't have the bother of opening the hot sauce, poring it, etc. Crunchy!



I am secretly Earthworm Jim.

ps Halx, throw this in Tilted Cooking will ya?

:lol:

WRONG TWICE!!!!!!!!!!! First your not EWJ and if you were its no secrete now!!!!!!!



If you have an apple and you eat it, you don't have an apple anymore.

Wrongo, you still have the apple, it's just setting in yo tummy. ;)

Fire is your friend.

fremen, aren't you the least bit aware...fire is BONES' friend...


the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides of a right triangle...

Wrong, unc phil, my hypotenuse doesn't square at all! :crazy:

GravyTrain tastes better than Alpo.

you ever tried alpo in a stew?........delish

my left nut is sore.

flyman, I know for a fact that you "don't got the balls", so how can your left one be sore.

wood floats.

sorry jam boy but, straight to the bottom.

splck rhymes with dick.

Wrong, it doesn't if you're Korean. It rhymes with teak.

California is the place to be.....

Wrong! Northwest Boxhill-Upon-Westhumble is the place to be!


The fool sitting next to me is pissing me off with his staring and tapping...

Nah, you're wrong. You're secretly envious of his innate rhythm.


Horseradish needs a heavy hand when applying to sauces.

Fremen have you never been in a kitchen ?
Horseradish requires a spoon when applying to sauces as you don't want to burn your hand.

I've got bostich not a streamline on my desk.

it's actually an acco in disguise...fooled you, oh bent one...


brass is shiny...

phil my man....only when buffed up.

pigs are dirty animals.

Flyman you should be the last one to be casting stones,
pigs are not dirty at all I've seen the pot bellyed ones on tv and
not a speck of dirt on them.

I've got a lack of excitment in my life.

Oh hell, you've got TFP. What could be more exciting than that?


Saturday is the first day of summer.