Not if, like me, you have no grass, and it's a giant dirt pile on your lawn.

All the times on this site are GMT.

That's a lie. You should check your edit options choice in the user control panel. mine are all in GMT minus 6 hours (US Central Day Time).

The time is now 2.18am

Wrongo, my fine furry rodent. It is now 5:40 A.M.

The Beach Boys are still great.

fremen...you still got this thing about threes? half of the beach boys are "dead..."


sunday follows saturday...

It's sunday today, but not saturday for almost a week! What are you talking about?

A stitch in time saves nine

Wrong! Time cannot be stitched. Time must be glued.


Little known fact: the eggman could ovulate.

vermin, you've been tippling a little too much pabst with your birthday brats...eggmen can't ovulate...now eggwomen, on the other hand...


nickel, dime, quarter, buck = $1.40 us

No no no, a buck equals $500 for out of season hunting. (maybe you meant dollar.) ;)

Changing socks is for sissies.

WRONG!
Fremen, if you ever wish to meet a nice girl, and you get her home (which is not sissy behaviour) then you better hope to god that you´ve changed your socks. because shes going to notice stinky feet.


Roger Federer beat Mark Philippousis in the 2003 Mens Singles Wimbledon final.

Oh really? That sucks. I miss Pistol Pete.
(back to the thread)
You are wrong bundy, me boyo.
I don't recognise Federer as champ 'cause he beat Pete in '01, or was it '02? Anyway, I'm denying reality. (*fingers in ears* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)

I need a vacation to the Funny Farm. :crazy:

no you don´t Fremen, you´re totally sane.
everyone here will vouch for sanity.



Teen Wolf sucked.

Ahh, there you're wrong, bunster. Teen Wolf bit, Dracula 2000 sucked.

Ray Mysterio kicks super-bad masked ass.

you are wrong its all made up.

you are all living.

Depends on your definition of "living".

T2 was better than The Terminator.

Wrong! T2 was un-original, had lackluster performances, and showed no titty. Liquid creature too far out of reality.


The martial arts are for people who can't shoot straight.

blowdartin' ninjas shoot straight all the time!

Pavoratti eats italian.

That's where you're wrong, Agave.
He's married to an Italian, but he don't eat her.

Drummers have a lot of rhythm.

fremen, get a grip, drummers beat on their "skins"...no need to use rhythm...


clouds are vaporous...

clouds are not vaporous my King, they are fluffy and sweet - like fairy floss.


Tidy and Gab got together for the second time tonight in ´the secret life of us´. and i am happy.

bundy, the only time you're ever happy is when you slip into a stale pair of sleeper jammies...


i shoveled over a ton of #1 crushed stone off the back of my truck this morning...

Uncle Philster, Mayor of Wrongersville...everyone knows that you unload the BED of a truck...

....

Temporal anomalies can be plotted on a fourth dimensional axis.

...only in the seventh vector...sorry, pheatius...


i also had a pint of lemon custard ice cream this afternoon...yum...

Sorry mate, but you had 4 gills of lemon custard ice cream...


The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains

Rain is indescriminate to where it falls...




I now have an avatar in the TFPROJECT.

What avatar, THE MAC GOD? ;)

Killer koala bears follow me around.

They are just trying to get with your boy/gal friend fool.


I am the coolest new person to ever visit these forums.

nope......just another freak like the rest of us.

so there for Pedialyte....you are Wrong.

the sun is setting right now.

Liar... its my aura of truth and rockitude that setting in the sky right now.

Flymans avatar is from Ultima Online. (Trick to find out where it came from... shhhh dont tell flyman)

Wrong Pedialyte, flyman found his avatar at St. Julians Clinic for Exploding Youths.

Camel jockeys are more odiferous than horse jockeys.

Odiferous is in fact a ficticious word, so it simply cannot be the case.


I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

no Meri, i´m quite sure those lovely coconuts belong to your sweet lady.


Toadfish from Neighbours is an ugly man.

Toadfish was a dead sexy mofo. But the atmospheric conditions during your viewing time(s) may have been affected by the lateral aptitude of child Indian psychics invading the ninth dimension... Again. (By the way, I have no freakin' idea who Toadfish is)

Austrailia started out as a penal colony...

guypunkr, why do you torment yourself so...austrailia started out as a suburb of indonesia...


264 mbs isn't enough...

264 mbs is just fine... If you have just come from 3 bps...

Nothing is more satisfying than falling asleep after "reading" a magazine you hold up with one hand...

wait till you actually meet a woman guypunkr, you'll never go back.

today is garbage day.

Actually no, the Band Garbage has never had a day specifically set aside to honor them.


I love wearing thongs at breakfast.

silly blindawg, thongs are for kids.

garbage is garbage.

Nope, wrong there. Pop music is the real garbage. 'Garbage' is an imitation...


Fried chicken tastes grrrrrrrrrrreat!!!

beh, not at 7:30 in the morning.

cotton candy is sugar.

No splck, cotton candy is made out of goat testicles that have been shredded and dried!


Liquid soap is good for all kinds of bacteria