Hail Wrongolddude!

Uncle Phil is behind the curtain. That's his modus operandi.
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I feel kind of sad for breaking Bundy's heart. He's a good kid.
-GH

Your empathy is as insincere as the wilted lettuce in a Wendy's dumpster! You toyed with his emotions, gave him a taste of the hot 'n juicy, then left him to chew empty polystyrene! Heartbreak, thy name is "GH"!

Pizza is the second best foodstuff ever invented.

I beg to differ. Based on the ingredients, it satisfies almost all of the basic food groups, and therefore it is the best foodstuff of all time.

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If my uncle had tits, we'd call him aunt.

grump, you must be reveling in your distant reveries of fun times with jack lemmon because you can't possibly be more misconstrued than to make such a statement as that...pizza is the THIRD best foodstuff ever invented, falling way behind pussy and beer...


i just got winded typing all that...

If your "uncle" had tits, the fact that "he" still has a pecker would fail to make him a female. Yet because he has breasts, he is not truly a male. So it would be false to call him uncle or aunt. The correct salutation would be "freak".

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George Bush, the current president of the United States of America, is the son of George Bush and the cousin of George Bush and the father of a couple of drunks.

Pennington you are so wrong, that I can't tel.....what!??!

That last statement by Pennington was phucked!

Incorrect!
The last satement by Pennington was fucked...
Twit...

Something wicked this way comes.

No Miranda, flyman with his wicked weed is still passed out. Give him a few hours.

The early bird gets the worm.

ahhhh splck....once again you are wrong.you being the early bird...you didn't get the worm...you got me....(nice one)

it's gonna be a scorcher today

Oh flyman, you are so wrong(not really) it's unbelievable how wrong you are. So...so wrong. (boy, it's hot...)

Einstein didn't believe in the Big Bang Theory.

fre, you are sadly but surely plumbing new depths of wrongitude...einstein didn't believe in the "big Gang" theory...


a horse is a horse, of course, of course...

That's where you are wrong, unc. A horse isn't a horse when it's a rabbit.

Doing laundry on Saturday is for purists.

What would a Fremen know about doing laundry? Do you relace dirty sand with clean sand? I think NOT! Well, I think... but I don't think THAT! (;>) Purists do their laundry on their day off, whatever day of the week that may be.

A meatball calzone makes an excellent appetizer.

WRONG!!!!!!
everyone knows that a Meatball Calzone is A baked or fried Italian turnover of pizza dough filled with vegetables, meat, or cheese.

wich is more suitable for a meal, not a appetizer

oh yeah and!


bald pussy is great!

I defy you, sir

When Tony the Tiger started wearing that toupee, he was really just averrrRRage



I win at the internet!!

edit: hi douple post!

Wrongo. Check the "Last Post" thread. Are you the winner? :D

Sliced cucumber over the eyes is better than steak over the eyes.

I've got you there. The cucumber is a known carrier of the eye-burrowing death mite.

If I may I point out, though:

She's got a ticket to ride

prof, if she had a ticket to ride she wouldn't care, but...she DOES...


alabama has four evenly spaced a's...

sorry, phill, but Alabama as way more than 4 A(hole) 's, whatever their placement....


These are not the droids you're looking for

Of course they are! Take your lame old Jedi mind tricks someplace else!

All the kings' horses and all the king's men, couldn't put the Humpty back in your Dumpty.

Au Contraire, they could, and did put the Hump back in it! See?
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I did, indeed, let the dogs out...

Sorry, Sooky, you are wrong. The dogs got out the same way as usual. The cat sprung 'em!

Fish bones are good in the morning oatmeal.

You are so wrong it hurts! Fishbones are much better after the morning oatmeal but before the morning scotch.

Asians taste better when in cream cheese

penn, suzy would have such a problem with that...


half and half is 50 - 50...

um, Unc? half and half of 50- 50 is 50....

you must of gone to public school =)



the only sure things in life are Death and Taxes

Oh tilted comrade pr0f3n, how wrong is thy statement. I think perhaps you have misspoken. The only thing about being convicted of a crime is "Death in Texas".

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Seeing is believing...

Pheatius...I can't believe my eyes at your post so therefore your wrong.

I was away....again.

Dear, sweet, bender. I believe you meant to say that you were *that* way, again.

I'm the cleverest person in my seat right now.

g-pod, you are the wrongist of wrongolas! The dude down the street from you is at your comp. right now. Yeah, that dude. You know the one. ;)

Suspendors are more fun than belts.

fre, your wrongicity knows no bounds...you get a few belts in you and you won't even care about suspenders...


mighty mouse's girlfriend's father's name is profesor edam...

edit: you beat me to it, phil. disregard this drivel.

veto that idea, G. It's tripe, not drivel

Kathy Bates is so hot...

Kathy Bates is frigid.

W. is an idiot

id·i·ot - A foolish or stupid person. W is a not a person since it is just a letter, therefore W cannot be an idiot.


Atleast one person will die tomorrow.

As my good mum always used to say. Tomorrow never comes, hence no one will die tomorrow as tomorrow never happens.

London is the capital of the United Kingdom of Great Briton and Northern Ireland.

zubrei zubrei zubrei...(a soft cheese served at the zoo?)

Perhaps you have a tainted view, as many consider Great Britain to be in the UK, not Great Briton, unless of course you are referring to a really superb example of an Englishman, in which case the 'Great Briton' in question would be an individual and not a nation-state and would exclude him from being annexed, as an individual, into the UK. Therefore London would not be the capitol of an individual, but a nation.

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Dwarf-Tossing is not illegal.

Dwarves, by my definition are short, stocky fellows, easily identified by their size and shape. They average 4 to 4-½ feet tall. They have ruddy cheeks, dark eyes, and dark hair. Dwarves generally live for 350 years. They have natural enemies such as Orcs, Goblins, Drow elves and other fantastic creatures.

By definition, Dwarves cannot exist in this world, and since they cannot be real, tossing them cannot be legal (nor illegal, since they don't really exist).

If you have two points (designated spots on a stationary object) labeled A and B, respectively to position, and then measure the distance between the points A and B, it will be the same as the distance between the points B and A.

Ahh.. but point B is in closed box that you cannot see into, so is point b really there after you close the box? It may be, but then again it may not B.

A witch weighs as much as a duck, and a duck floats, as does a witch, therefore witches smell like ducks.

EDIT: Punctuation is the key.

Ducks have nostrils on the top of a beak, something the witches lack, so therefore, they cannot smell like a duck does.

The TFP is the coolest online community, if in no one else's also, then at least in my opinion.