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Wrong paddyjoe, summer starts on Saturday, the first full day will be on Sunday.
Popeye eats spinach and that makes him strong. |
He's not strong, a lot of people smell that way!
Daffy Duck is greedy. |
Daffy Duck has no personal traits, he is a ficticious character.
Shane Heale once called Charles Barkely a 'cocksucker' |
wrong, mer, he'd be dead if he did...
alexander graham bell invented the telephone... |
Wrong he's called him a cocksucker several times
Fight club is the best movie ever |
it sucked.fuckin' wannabes.
debbie does dallas was the best movie ever made. |
No. Nuff said.
flyman wants to be eaten like an oreo cookie |
No, you're SO wrong, Pyrate. flyman wants to be eaten like a s'mores.
Dipped in chocolate, stuffed along with melted marshmallows between two graham crackers {Mmmmm, tasty flyman-s'mores} Bullwhips feel better on your backside more than horsewhips do. *shrugs* |
Not if your a horse.
the gutter is a bad place to sleep |
not if you have no home or are very very drunk and can't find your way home. (ahhh Marty grath.)
blue is a primary color |
oh, froggy, what have you been thinking out on that lily pad in the hot sun all day...blue is a primary DOG...
chevy trucks are built like a rock... |
Phil what are you thinking rocks aren't built they grow from trees.
the stone in my shoe is pissing me off |
no pissing is a bodly function a rock in your shoe is not
i like the perception that is the color green. |
It's colour, not color...you guys will learn one day...
dead batteries are just that...dead. |
Oh no! You're wrong. They can still leak a fine poison that you can slip in drinks! Great for those evil-doing terrorists! See? Double Feature!!
The Power Rangers are finally DEAD!!!!! :) |
Wrong. The Power Rangers moved to Guam and took over the local government.
The Webley-Vickers 38.56 caliber machine pistol is without a doubt the finest poodle hunting weapon available. |
Wrong! Poodle's are far to fast to hunted with any "conventional" weapons. When will the world realize the true threat and go nuclear on them!
Cats are evil. |
Wrong, cats are only part evil. When they're cleaning your toe jam out from in between your tootsies, they' a'ight!
Grandmothers kick booty! :thumbsup: |
i thought they only did...."my gramma punched your gramma right in the nose....etc."i knew nothing of this kicking booty buisiness.
a dog is man's best friend. |
fly, come down out of the clouds...a vagina is man's best friend...
weapons of mass destruction can hurt you... |
i think maim and kill are better words to use phil my friend.
phil's right..... a vagina is man's best friend. |
Nope. A vagina is a very desirable enemy!
The space bar is the longest key on a computer keyboard... |
So young, such potential, so wrong...
That's why they call it a "space bar" and not the "space key." The Mongo is the Mongolian currency. |
and the hamburgler gives away freebies...gh, wake up...the mongo is the guy that knocked out the horse in blazing saddles...
AOL stands for america on line... |
Phil ....a little early to be drinking no ?
AOL stands for average overweight leftists I could really go for a beer right now. |
hey bender?
don't you mean six or so? ya' i thought so. cold beer is overrated. |
Wrongo flyman...the shit beer you drink is overrated.
any beer will do eh flyman? farts stink. |
only from your ass dude.
*yup....any beer will do* jam is overrated. |
No its not.. You just gotta add the first three letters back to the word and its definately not over-rated.... TOEjam... :D
I am Insane. |
Given that the first three letters of neither Overrated nor Jam are T-O-E, I wuld say you're sane, just a bit slow on the uptake :-)
The Muslim army was defeated and turned back at the Battle of Tours. |
Wrongo, that was the Muslin army.
Hal owns the TFP. |
I'm afraid that Halx, the x is silent, does not own the TFP, he merely channels it from the 7th dimension.
Killer attack clowns are being trained secretly by our government. |
Sorry you are wrong, it isn't a big secret anymore now that you've let the cat out of the bag.
Run clowns, run! :D At this moment I am watching a football game. |
You couldn't be it 1:20 AM
I am missing one finger. |
no you're not, little digital-dialer...it's in your right rear pocket with your keys...
eggs are ovular... |
phil....buddy.....let's just say..you crack that egg into a skillet,swirl it around into a scrambled mixture and add cheese and mushrooms.
now tell me that is ovular........i didn't think so. fishing is a great pasttime. |
Fishing isn't a great pasttime flyman, it's a great pastime.
*I love fishing, so the only thing I can do is nail you on your spelling* Corn flakes are made from corn. |
No, sorry you can nail me to a lot of things (crosses come to mind), but you cannot nail me to fishing...
Also corn flakes are not entirely made from corn, there is this stuff called thiamin. 2+2 = 4 |
spassvogel you're not...3 + 1 = 4...
flyshit looks exactly like pepper... |
nOPE, FLYSHIT LOOKS JUST LIKE FLYSHIT
CAPS LOCK MAKES everything in caps |
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