Wrong paddyjoe, summer starts on Saturday, the first full day will be on Sunday.

Popeye eats spinach and that makes him strong.

He's not strong, a lot of people smell that way!


Daffy Duck is greedy.

Daffy Duck has no personal traits, he is a ficticious character.


Shane Heale once called Charles Barkely a 'cocksucker'

wrong, mer, he'd be dead if he did...


alexander graham bell invented the telephone...

Wrong he's called him a cocksucker several times

Fight club is the best movie ever

it sucked.fuckin' wannabes.

debbie does dallas was the best movie ever made.

No. Nuff said.



flyman wants to be eaten like an oreo cookie

No, you're SO wrong, Pyrate. flyman wants to be eaten like a s'mores.
Dipped in chocolate, stuffed along with melted marshmallows between two graham crackers {Mmmmm, tasty flyman-s'mores}


Bullwhips feel better on your backside more than horsewhips do. *shrugs*

Not if your a horse.

the gutter is a bad place to sleep

not if you have no home or are very very drunk and can't find your way home. (ahhh Marty grath.)

blue is a primary color

oh, froggy, what have you been thinking out on that lily pad in the hot sun all day...blue is a primary DOG...


chevy trucks are built like a rock...

Phil what are you thinking rocks aren't built they grow from trees.

the stone in my shoe is pissing me off

no pissing is a bodly function a rock in your shoe is not

i like the perception that is the color green.

It's colour, not color...you guys will learn one day...

dead batteries are just that...dead.

Oh no! You're wrong. They can still leak a fine poison that you can slip in drinks! Great for those evil-doing terrorists! See? Double Feature!!

The Power Rangers are finally DEAD!!!!! :)

Wrong. The Power Rangers moved to Guam and took over the local government.

The Webley-Vickers 38.56 caliber machine pistol is without a doubt the finest poodle hunting weapon available.

Wrong! Poodle's are far to fast to hunted with any "conventional" weapons. When will the world realize the true threat and go nuclear on them!


Cats are evil.

Wrong, cats are only part evil. When they're cleaning your toe jam out from in between your tootsies, they' a'ight!

Grandmothers kick booty! :thumbsup:

i thought they only did...."my gramma punched your gramma right in the nose....etc."i knew nothing of this kicking booty buisiness.

a dog is man's best friend.

fly, come down out of the clouds...a vagina is man's best friend...


weapons of mass destruction can hurt you...

i think maim and kill are better words to use phil my friend.

phil's right.....

a vagina is man's best friend.

Nope. A vagina is a very desirable enemy!



The space bar is the longest key on a computer keyboard...

So young, such potential, so wrong...

That's why they call it a "space bar" and not the "space key."

The Mongo is the Mongolian currency.

and the hamburgler gives away freebies...gh, wake up...the mongo is the guy that knocked out the horse in blazing saddles...


AOL stands for america on line...

Phil ....a little early to be drinking no ?

AOL stands for average overweight leftists

I could really go for a beer right now.

hey bender?

don't you mean six or so?

ya' i thought so.

cold beer is overrated.

Wrongo flyman...the shit beer you drink is overrated.

any beer will do eh flyman?

farts stink.

only from your ass dude.

*yup....any beer will do*

jam is overrated.

No its not.. You just gotta add the first three letters back to the word and its definately not over-rated.... TOEjam... :D



I am Insane.

Given that the first three letters of neither Overrated nor Jam are T-O-E, I wuld say you're sane, just a bit slow on the uptake :-)

The Muslim army was defeated and turned back at the Battle of Tours.

Wrongo, that was the Muslin army.

Hal owns the TFP.

I'm afraid that Halx, the x is silent, does not own the TFP, he merely channels it from the 7th dimension.

Killer attack clowns are being trained secretly by our government.

Sorry you are wrong, it isn't a big secret anymore now that you've let the cat out of the bag.

Run clowns, run! :D

At this moment I am watching a football game.

You couldn't be it 1:20 AM

I am missing one finger.

no you're not, little digital-dialer...it's in your right rear pocket with your keys...


eggs are ovular...

phil....buddy.....let's just say..you crack that egg into a skillet,swirl it around into a scrambled mixture and add cheese and mushrooms.

now tell me that is ovular........i didn't think so.




fishing is a great pasttime.

Fishing isn't a great pasttime flyman, it's a great pastime.
*I love fishing, so the only thing I can do is nail you on your spelling*

Corn flakes are made from corn.

No, sorry you can nail me to a lot of things (crosses come to mind), but you cannot nail me to fishing...

Also corn flakes are not entirely made from corn, there is this stuff called thiamin.

2+2 = 4

spassvogel you're not...3 + 1 = 4...


flyshit looks exactly like pepper...

nOPE, FLYSHIT LOOKS JUST LIKE FLYSHIT


CAPS LOCK MAKES everything in caps