A theory can be a fact even if it hasn't been proved yet...


Chickens urinate through their skin

el wrongomundo...chickens molt through their skin...


we're finally getting sunshine today...

Wrong .... Wrong ........ Wrong...... YOU might be getting sunshine.... but you say we're as in we are........ we is you and I ...I am not getting sunshine.... so I think the we part is wrong. (and I don't even want to debate the finally part)



I am going to work overtime tomarrow!

Wrong! Time is continuous, it has no beginning and no end. Therefore working “over ” it is impossible!


On a push button telephone, the number “1” button doesn’t have any corresponding letters on it.

it does on my cell phone it says mail.

there is no sentences that cannot be contradicted.

Yes there are...




I watched all nine shorts of the Animatrix with frog, another friend and my GF.

You couldn't have watched them with a frog, seeing as how a frog wouldn't likely sit still long enough to watch all of the Animarix shorts with you. ;) (btw, the Animatrix shorts are fucking awesome)

n00bs get pwned

Not if nobody realizes that they're a n00b.

l337 sp34k r t3h r0x0rz

1337 5p33k 15 73h 57up1d

Most washing machines are white.

Not a pure white... usually an off-white... most artists can tell you that :)



white is the presence of all colors

mac, how utterly wrong you are...white is the symbol of purity (see below - one-third of my signature)


ballantine beer was originally brewed in newark, nj...

you're nuts uncle phil. I've had ballentine and it was more likely made in SEWER k, nj. jeez, you're even a genny drinker, too!


I'm going to have a few beers tonite.

Your definition of a 'few' is relative and not an absolute truth... what if something happens to not allow you to consume a 'few' beers???


I wrote this at 17:22:30

Over here the time was 11:22:30... I don't know where you pulled the other time from.


A ducks quack doesn't echo

Sure it does, if you record it and play it back two times in a row :D

A vagina is a beautiful thing.

Unless you are gay... then its just a Vagina...



The Vagina is part of the female reproductive system.

nahh its just the opening the flopian tubes on the other hand...



flopian tubes are a part of the female reproductive system

Wrong! fallopian tubes are, but flopian tubes are just tubes with no rigidity


A large percentage of the women pictured on the Titty Board have an STD.

wrong, you little rodent...a majority of women pictured in the TB MAY have an STD, but how does that explain the proliferation of unprotected sex portrayed therein?


alphabet soup contains noodles...

Once again uncle phil, you're nuts. They call it alphabet soup because they're LETTERS.


I'm leaving for work in an hour.

Wrong. It can't be exactly an hour until you have to leave for work. Maybe an hour and some seconds, or milliseconds, or even nanoseconds... but certainly not "an hour".

My computer lamp is black.

I say your wrong....... Your computer dosent have a lamp, you bought a lamp to use at your computer area..... and another thing, It looks dark blue to me.




yikes I had to edit because I forgot to post a fact!

no you did post a fact with the computer lamp responce.

my frogs hate it when i clean their tank.

froggy, crawl out of the puddle...your frogs only hate it when you put your icky hand in their tank...


the secret number is 193...

uncle phil, i've never seen anybody wrong more often than you. Obviously, the secret number is 69.


The Devils are getting their asses beat right now

Actually, they just lost a hockey game, there were no spankings given during the game.

The Chicago Cubs were victorious against the New York Yankees in today's baseball game.

its just a small battle in a long war... therefore is of no significance


I started a working a job today

no you had a job now for years

apple computers are bad because it takes companies too long converting Good games to work on any apple computers.

bzzzt, wrong. There are no good games anymore. It's all just retreads of the good games they used to make, back when they cared.

Wil Wheatons webpage is http://www.wilwheaton.net

Actually, that is the written way to write the IP address of his site (which is more absolute that the DNS)



Frog can't get over the fact that I like Macs...

No, Frog's already forgotten all about it, so you are wrong, sir.

I could drown in Cheeto powder!

Nope... you couldn't get enough... that's like a million bags... and I doubt you are rich (if you are, send me money)



Women can be extremely frustrating...

mac, you miss the point (as always)...women can be extremely SATISFYING...


steering wheels are circular in shape...

actually... the steering wheel is a form... not so much a shape...


water is H2O

wrong H2O is water


you weigh more on earth than you do on the moon

you weigh the same, ask flyman, he'll set you straight.

today i'm taking my kids to the beach and they will swim.

they may play in the water, but they won't really swim.

My wife is pregnant

Wrong! It's an ovarian cyst which just coincidentally looks like you.


Eating placenta is cannibalism.

vermin, you wascally weasel, you are SOOOOOO wrong...eating placenta is gross; cannibalism is disgusting...


roger didn't get #300 last night...

there are many rogers in the world so someone had to have gotten a #300 last night.

mac god cannot get over the superiority of pc computers.