Wrong that would be
Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house

Whales are mammals

incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals...


there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box...

Wrong - You must just open the right one!!!


I am what I am

Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be

Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it.

nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer...


mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana...

wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana.

vegans don't eat meat.

Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed


Fun girls swallow!

Wrong !!
Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun.

I'm not a member of Mensa

Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member


Bender is a genius

Wrong, Bender is cocky!

I am sad.

not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed...


my car has four wheels...and a spare...

the buzzer goes off as loud as one can.
Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus

I have two feet.

nuh uh i have them look down...

you have a funny walk

bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts


The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots

Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots.

Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours.

3 + 3 = 6

Wrong...3+3= orgy

Beer has nice little happy bubbles.

no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles.

the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter.

No, The planet Jupiter is actually called

J - Justifiably
U - Underestimated
P - Proton
I - Inside
T - The
E - Extrodinary
R - Room

See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter. ;)



This sentence is a peice of crap.

Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian.

The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North.

Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want


Cellphones cause brain cancer

You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms.


China does not exist

Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand.


China does exist

uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence...


again, my car has four wheels and a spare...

sorry uncle phil....

that spare tire is around your waistline

it's raining out right now.

Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day.


The earth is as round as a beach ball.

Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think???



The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team!

Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem "


Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge

our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going.


guns don't kill people, bullets kill people

Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people.


A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool.

a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band).

a rose is a rose is a rose.

Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again *wink wink*


Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!!

no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money


I'm an asshole


(edit):alittle help here?

No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad!

My dog is black and brown.

no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different.

my avatar is Silent Bob

Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob.


There is an asteroid headed for earth.

wrong there are several of them headed for earth.

I am not a kangaroo

wrong!..the asteroid you speak of is both headless as well as tailess...

hillbillys are quaint and amusing

wrong ..only a kangaroo could jump in front of me so wildly


hilbillys are slow

Just cuz hilbillies are usually uneducated dont mean they cant run! You see em runnin pretty quick on cops!

DnD is the best game ever created