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Wrong that would be
Tree + gravity + windstorm + perfectly ok house = smooshed house Whales are mammals |
incorrectabosom...whales are GIGANTIC mammals...
there ain't no coupe de ville lying in the bottom of a cracker-jack box... |
Wrong - You must just open the right one!!!
I am what I am |
Wrong - you are whatever I percieve you to be
Smoking prevents lungcancer - L.Ron Hubbard proved it. |
nope, not breathing prevents lung cancer...
mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana... |
wrong - only MOST of mississippi is west of alabama and east of louisiana - other parts of it are actually MORE east then parts alabama and MORE west then parts of louisiana.
vegans don't eat meat. |
Wrong, I had a vegan gf who ate my meat every day, and she swallowed
Fun girls swallow! |
Wrong !!
Fun girls do more then swallow, thats just a part of what makes them fun. I'm not a member of Mensa |
Wrong, they train all of you to say that, that is how the rest of us know you are a member
Bender is a genius |
Wrong, Bender is cocky!
I am sad. |
not necessarily, you're only situationally depressed...
my car has four wheels...and a spare... |
the buzzer goes off as loud as one can.
Wrong Minx is not sad she is gorgus I have two feet. |
nuh uh i have them look down...
you have a funny walk |
bundy- your avatar is obviously whatever you want it to be. It's an animated ink-blot test- and I can clearly see your nuts
The air-speed velocity of a laden swallow is 47 knots |
Wrong, how do you know that the swallow is travelling forward? Mabey it the air that is moving backwards, which will mean the velocity of air when going past a Laden swallow is 47 knots.
Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. |
BAH! Pi is a tasty desert, especially in chocolate or frozen peanut butter flavours.
3 + 3 = 6 |
Wrong...3+3= orgy
Beer has nice little happy bubbles. |
no, champagne has nice little happy bubbles.
the planet jupiter is called the planet jupiter. |
No, The planet Jupiter is actually called
J - Justifiably U - Underestimated P - Proton I - Inside T - The E - Extrodinary R - Room See, the planet Jupiter is really the, Justifiably Underestimated Proton Inside The Extrodinary Room. Its NICKNAME is Jupiter. ;) This sentence is a peice of crap. |
Wrong! Jupiter is the name we give it as a species. It's real name is Brian.
The arrow pointing to the top of the page on a map always indicates North. |
Wrong - you can point that arrow in any direction you want
Cellphones cause brain cancer |
You kidding? Brain Cancer is caused by cells reproducing exponentially inside the brain, you could hold a deactivated cell phone next to your head for 40 years and get nothing but sore arms.
China does not exist |
Yes it does, I am holding a trea cup. It is labeled china - so china is in my hand.
China does exist |
uh uh, you dropped the cup, no more existence...
again, my car has four wheels and a spare... |
sorry uncle phil....
that spare tire is around your waistline it's raining out right now. |
Are you kidding! It's a beautiful spring day.
The earth is as round as a beach ball. |
Wrong!!!!!!!!! I saw a beach ball once that wasnt inflated...... kinda flat paddyjoe..... dont ya think???
The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem is a stupid name for a professional hockey team! |
Not if you are the "The Mighty Ducks of Anahiem "
Our galaxy is approximately 75 million lightyears from edge to edge |
our galaxy doesn't have edges, it keeps going.
guns don't kill people, bullets kill people |
Wrong! bullets don't kill people, loss of blood, organ failure and shock kills people.
A gun is not a weapon, it is a tool. |
a hammer is a tool. hammer is a rapper. tool is a band. guns 'n roses is a band. a rose is not a tool (it might be a band).
a rose is a rose is a rose. |
Wrong, a rose is a low brow way to say you're sorry for fucking Jims wife and that you'll never do it again *wink wink*
Casual fridays are a way to make employees feel they have power!!! |
no casual fridays are when you wear crap to show your not making any money
I'm an asshole (edit):alittle help here? |
No you're not, your enemies just say that to make you look bad!
My dog is black and brown. |
no, it's not...if you turn your dog inside-out the colors are much different.
my avatar is Silent Bob |
Wrong! your avatar is a drawing of Silent Bob.
There is an asteroid headed for earth. |
wrong there are several of them headed for earth.
I am not a kangaroo |
wrong!..the asteroid you speak of is both headless as well as tailess...
hillbillys are quaint and amusing |
wrong ..only a kangaroo could jump in front of me so wildly
hilbillys are slow |
Just cuz hilbillies are usually uneducated dont mean they cant run! You see em runnin pretty quick on cops!
DnD is the best game ever created |
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