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Hmm, I'm not sure how you count, but a century is 100 years, and the universe is a few billion years old.
The following statement is false. |
I am wearing clothes.
I am wearing clothes. :D |
The preceeding statement is false.
Marmalade. I like marmalade. |
wrong you like smashed fruit.
toad licking is better than tequila |
Don't think so, toads don't go well with Mexican food.
Easter always falls on a Sunday. |
Easter does not fall
The only thing that is constant is change |
I wouldn't think the term FALL is correct for Easter at all. On the Sunday, he rises. So no, you're wrong...
in cricket terms, LBW, means Leg Before Wicket. |
Well, when your talking about crickets or some grasshoppers, LBW really stands for Left Back Wing.
Everyone knows MTV is a station for teenie bobber music. |
Wrong again. It is a conspiracy by the suits on Wall Street. It actually stands for "Motivate To Vote" and contains subliminal messaging to get teenagers to vote for things that raise profits when they are old enough to register.
Elephants never forget. |
Wrong, We just can't remember what they forget.
The earth is round. |
The Earth is not round! Thats just some conspiracy the government made up.
Bald eagles are not bald at all |
You can recieve oral from me right now. Just with a claymore.
My avatar is an animated GIF of a CD in a microwave. |
More of a Sex add-on, really..
Tommorow belongs to the Dutch |
My name's not Mickey, god dammit.
BTW bones, if you're a sex machine, it's one of these: http://www.fleshlight.com/main/image...LGglowlady.gif Yes Bones. The only sex machine you'll ever be is a fleshlight. To be a fleshlight is worse than to own one. |
wrong.
fleshlights are designed to LIKE IT! anyway its given to them. so being one would be great! owning one means you're just a weirdo. KWSN doesn't understand the rules in AFL. |
Maybe not, but he DOES understand the universal rules of ALF
Chewing Gum makes your breath smell good |
nope, tic tacs make your breath smell good
I have tomorrow off! |
Didn't anyone tell you? They need you to come intommorow, what with cutbacks and all. They need to play catch up
The internet is a big place |
The internet is not a big place - it is a humongous place.
If I eat a green crayon, I will shit a green turd |
Actually, The Internet is a pizza. You just can't help taking another slice.
Alex Rodriguez is rich. |
Damn...I missed a post.
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well your both wrong, a green crayon will only give it an tint, you need more color, and alex rodriguez isnt rich compared to me...
rock and roll aint noise pollution |
It is if its being blasted from an Anheuser-Busch factory.
Lava lamps are cool. |
Lava lamps aren't cool... Lava Lamps are THEE Greatest Lamps of all TIME!!!! Please get your facts striaght next time.
Jello Eggs are multi-colored fun! |
Wrong!! They are sweets!!
SARS is a virus |
Wrong. SARS is the third wing commander for the Verrulian space fleet.
You will be assimilated. |
wrong, rock, i will be dispersed...
mickey loves minnie... |
Wrong! minnie was only in it for the sex. she was really after pluto; minnie always did have something for hyper wild things.
a bored kender is a VERY bad thing |
I kender don't know what you mean. So, that makes you wrong!
Water boils at 100C. |
nope it boils at 210 farenhieght (sp?) this is america, get it right
fire is one of those things thats "the more the better" |
krwlz, even though Australian bush needs regular bushfires to regenerate, too much fire is NOT a good thing.
mrsandman, not when your at 15,000 feet (4571.9m) above sea level. then it boils at 84.4C. my current avatar is of Sarah Michelle Gellar kissing Selma Blair. |
I think you meant tongueing. They are well past kissing.
The "Born on Date" was a good marketing idea for Budweieser. |
Wrong! It makes you feel like your drinking a living organism.
Packing up all your stuff and moving to another house sucks. |
Wrong - it is just a pain in the arse
Darth Vader has a breathing problem |
wrong, tim mcveigh has a breathing problem...
e = mc squared |
Only until you have reached the spped of light - then a whole new set of rules apply
There is no life on the sun's surface |
I was partying there just the other day...hot time was had by all!
Light travels at approximately 186,000 miles per second. |
not in flouresent lights i doesn't
the canucks got their asses kicked in the playoffs |
wrong! the blackhawks did.
The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second in a vacuum. |
Wrong oberon, you KNOW we don't do METERS, I'm STILL right.
Tomorrow is the beginning of a new day. |
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