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mrsandman 05-13-2003 05:17 AM

Not if you're a vegan.



Gasoline prices always fluctuate.

crackpot 05-13-2003 05:22 AM

Oops. Too late, sorry. Never mind. Oops.

vermin 05-13-2003 05:30 AM

Wrong! It's never too late, you're not sorry, and I rarely mind.


Most days I'd still be sleeping at this time.

GakFace 05-13-2003 07:03 AM

Nah, most days you'd be passed out/unconcious from too much alcohol....


I'll have my computer parts in 2 days.

rsl12 05-13-2003 11:52 AM

Wrong. I'll ship you your parts in 3 days. ha!

e^(3.141*i) = -1

Diablo 05-13-2003 11:58 AM

If e=7 and i=1000, then that equation would be e^3.141=-1 and that's wrong.

I am short.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:10 PM

You are a wumpus and wumpi are giants compared to humans! Thus you = tall

Apple pie is good with vanilla ice cream!

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:13 PM

Your perception of what is good is most likely different from the perception of other people, therefore it is only your opinion that applie pie is good with vanilla ice cream.

Terresque is a moron and has no friends.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:14 PM

Hah your wrong! I have ALOT of imaginary freinds and they count!


Diablos real name is Ram

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:18 PM

T3h wrong! I presume you might mean that my real name is Ram, but since there is no apostrophe between Diablo and "s" it does not show possession, so that sentence is just wrong.

Terresque is gay.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:22 PM

Damn you and your excellent punctuation!


But I must prove you wrong! I am not gay, I am far from it, I'm just not romanitcally entangled right now. (Just got past a hard breakup)

Diablo cannot have children with any of the TFP members because Wumpi and humans cannot cross-breed.

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:29 PM

You are wrong, because I am not really a wumpus. By definition, a wumpus is:

Quote:

/wuhm'p*s/ n. The central monster (and, in many
versions, the name) of a famous family of very early computer games
called "Hunt The Wumpus'. The original was invented in 1970 (several
years before ADVENT) by Gregory Yob. The wumpus lived somewhere
in a cave with the topology of an dodecahedron's edge/vertex graph
(later versions supported other topologies, including an icosahedron
and Mo"bius strip). The player started somewhere at random in the
cave with five `crooked arrows'; these could be shot through up to
three connected rooms, and would kill the wumpus on a hit (later
versions introduced the wounded wumpus, which got very angry).
Unfortunately for players, the movement necessary to map the maze
was made hazardous not merely by the wumpus (which would eat you if
you stepped on him) but also by bottomless pits and colonies of
super bats that would pick you up and drop you at a random location
(later versions added `anaerobic termites' that ate arrows, bat
migrations, and earthquakes that randomly changed pit locations).

This game appears to have been the first to use a non-random
graph-structured map (as opposed to a rectangular grid like the even
older Star Trek games). In this respect, as in the dungeon-like
setting and its terse, amusing messages, it prefigured ADVENT and
Zork and was directly ancestral to the latter (Zork acknowledged
this heritage by including a super-bat colony). A C emulation of
the original Basic game is available at the Retrocomputing Museum,
`http://www.ccil.org/retro'.
Source: www.dictionary.com

I am not the central monster of any video game, and therefore not a wumpus.


A being once went to the domain name http://www.tfproject.org/ and registered a username TerresqueÜ. This occured in the month of April, in the year 2003 AD.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:34 PM

Hah YOU ARE WRONG!!! I didn't go to http://www.tfproject.org!

I just went to www.tfproject.org!!!! So all technicallities applied you are wrong!

A person named Diablo has only 13 or 14 posts

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:44 PM

Just to tell you, www.tfproject.org is a redirection to http://www.tfproject.org and if you type in www.tfproject.org the browser adds http:// to the start of it. Stupid Aki.

Anyway...you are wrong. At 2 different boards I have over 6000 posts each, plus I'm in the hundreds in multiple different boards. That's a lot more than just 13 or 14 posts.

The first name of the person who is posting as TerresqueÜ at the Tilted Forum Project is Akira.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:48 PM

I said all technicallities applied!

My first name is Akira but I more generally answer to "Spanish" which most of the people I talk to on a day to day basis call me. We haven't talked in person for a while Ram. Anyways I have adopted Spanish as my true name as opposed to Akira.

Diablo 05-13-2003 12:51 PM

Uhhh...you said nothing for me to prove wrong, so I'll just prove your explanation wrong.

Look at your birth certificate. It says Akira, not Spanish.

Pure water is clear.

TerresqueÜ 05-13-2003 12:52 PM

And now I'll prove your explanation wrong, my birth certificate says Akira Roy Sakoda.


Diablo has an older brother named Jay.

uncle phil 05-13-2003 01:00 PM

wrong...my buddy josh has an older brother named jay...


air is clear here...

l_o_c 05-13-2003 01:45 PM

Not in LA. And nothing is clear, you just can't see the color.

Time is a measure of duration.

KWSN 05-13-2003 05:31 PM

Time isn't tangible, so how can it possibly be calculated as a tangible measure?


The District of Columbia has a greater population than that of Wyoming.

Fly 05-13-2003 05:39 PM

nope.....more pot smokers in the DC.....therefore more people(hehe)

the zevonist monestary is where KWSN hangs out.

krwlz 05-13-2003 05:51 PM

no, he hangs out on bones balls

music is the key to a happy life

Diablo 05-13-2003 05:53 PM

Music doesn't fit in a keyhole.

Assuming a normal distribution, the standard deviation of the following set is 5.
20
20
20
30
30
30

Tophat665 05-13-2003 06:45 PM

Assuming normal distribution here is a null program. There are far more than five deviants, and they're all non-standard.

I'm a potato.

mrsandman 05-13-2003 07:20 PM

Just because you sit on the couch a lot, doesn't ACTUALLY make you a potato.


Mr. Potatohead made a lot of money for somebody.

l_o_c 05-13-2003 08:21 PM

Nope. The people that made him did.

CD's can contain audio.

Fly 05-13-2003 08:43 PM

nothin' but sounds my friend,nothin' but sounds.

brittany spears sucks.....

splck 05-13-2003 09:04 PM

Fuck that, she blows.

My blood is red.

GakFace 05-13-2003 09:11 PM

Sorry man its blue, as no oxygen seems to ever get to your brain. :D


I have been awake for 36 hours. :D

vermin 05-13-2003 09:13 PM

Wrong! You have been sleepwalking for 36 hours.


I'm an optimist in denial.

GakFace 05-13-2003 09:20 PM

No, you're a dyslexic optometrist.



The new 7-UP is the same as Surge.

l_o_c 05-13-2003 09:28 PM

It's subtley different!

Robots can make the following sounds-bleep, blop, and bloop.

XenuHubbard 05-13-2003 09:38 PM

Bloop is not a sound, it's an actual sentence.

Greek people are hairy.

iRtehCrispeh 05-13-2003 09:51 PM

Naw mesican people are hairy!

Bookkeeper is the only word written in the english dictionary that contains 3 double letters in a row

Wingnut 05-13-2003 10:39 PM

Words are not written in dictionaries - they are printed


Time is only a perception

l_o_c 05-13-2003 11:31 PM

Nope. Passing now....now...now....now.

Red is red.

myMHz 05-13-2003 11:58 PM

Not really my friend Red is kind of Blue since his wife left him.

Soda cans are made of Aluminum

Slims 05-14-2003 12:38 AM

Nope, nothing is pure aluminum.

I think therefore I am.

l_o_c 05-14-2003 12:53 AM

Wrong. Think you're a frong. You're not a frog.

Patch Adams was a really shitty movie.

XenuHubbard 05-14-2003 01:43 AM

Wrong! Patch Adams gave me an erection! So how could it be shitty?


Courting a badger is difficult unless you wear boots.


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