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sorry you're wrong, the nut house if full of crazy people.
Dirt is yummy. |
wrong, dirt is only yummy with A1 sauce.
Everything you know is wrong |
Wrong, I know nothing, so nothing is wrong!
Glue smells funny. |
Wrong! Glue smells heavenly and is a legal high!
Fish can't breathe air... |
WRONG! Fish can't hold their liquor. Drunken fish often appear to be gasping when in reality they are trying not to upchuck.
Armadillo tacos are good without the cheese. |
WRONG!!!
Armadillo Tacos is actually a misnomer - it is actually <b>Amontillado Tacos</b> and the cheese is a perfect compliment and necessary component of the wine and cheese snack group. All you need is love. Love is all you need. |
wrong, rock...amarillo tacos are GREAT without cheese...
east is east and west is west and never the twain shall meet... |
Love is good I and I need plenty of it... however, I need food and water as well as love.
Also... 2Pac was East Coast and Dre is West... But they did a project together. Hense East and West did indeed meet. Margaret Thatcher is a scary looking woman. Prove me wrong people. |
She isn't scary looking, People aren't frightened of her. She may be very unattactive but not scary.
Theres allways tomorrow. |
WRONG!
The heart attack faerie could pay you a visit anytime before 1200am and there would be no tomorrow for you. Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven. |
Unless that something from the Oven is Pubic Lice!
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts |
Well, technically, coconuts aren't even nuts at all, so, due to this misnomer, nothing you say about coconuts can possibly be right.
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller is an OUTSTANDING book. |
Wrong its a STUPENDOUS book, if it'll ever come back into my library so I cn read it
My gf has big tits |
Those aren't tits, those are Parasites that are under your girlfriend's skin and are sucking all her juices away
Qpid is Emperor Supreme in his army. |
Wrong! Qpid is Emperor Deluxe.
The checks in the mail. |
WRONG! The Czechs are in Czechoslovakia thankyou very much!
And if you were intending to write the "cheque is in the mail" you FAILED TWICE! By not spelling the right CHEQUE and not putting an apostrophe!!!! *K so I have to english teaching parents! I had a messed childhood!* I have a suggestive grin ;) |
Sorry to disillusion you but others see it as a painful grimace.
My fingers are doing the typing RIGHT NOW! |
Wrong! Mine are!
Age is a matter of mind. |
wrong, age is a matter of time...
i'll love you in the morning... |
Wrong! she'll be gone by then and yoy will curse her name!
The pizza i just ate were rather greasy. |
WRONG! The pizza you just ate WAS rather greasy. There was only one! And if there were two - you didn't write it! Muahah - I shall eliminate all grammatical errors! *Ah okay - save me now!*
I had a terribly dysfunctional childhood. |
Wrong, your childhood was probably true bliss, it is that you probably have a bunch of headshrinkers telling you otherwise.
red means stop, green means go |
Wrong, if you're walking across the street, red means go and green means stop.
my programming teacher can't speak english. |
No, but he speaks Engrish , and that's close enough.
The media is trying to make people afraid of SARS. |
wrong, Your immigrant teacher WONT learn to speak english
coffee is truly lifes nectar |
Quote:
SARS stands for - Severe acute respiratory syndrome. |
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Wrong, your white stripes shirt is gray.
The farthest we can see in the universe is 10^26 meters. |
wrong, you can only see to the edge of the horizon...
i won't come in your mouth... |
Yeah Right!
It is a Beautiful day, here in Ohio Today. |
Wrong, it's only beautiful if you can see, and if you're still stuck in today. :D
Time is everyone's enemy. |
I'm enjoying getting older, so time is my friend and you're wrong!
A circle is round. |
wrong, from the side a circle is flat
Books are the best form of entertainment |
WRONG! TFP IS THE BEST FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT!
Der... Downstate has a far greater population density than Upstate. |
Wrong, midstate has the greatest popultaion density
Red Bull has caffeine |
Wrong, caffeine is a PART of Red Bull... meaning it doesn't really HAVE it, does it. The concept of a can of Red Bull actually owning something is sheerly ludicrous.
Red Bull CONTAINS caffeine. |
wrong, red bull is just a name, and the ink it is printed with(or the pixels in your comp screen) does not contain caffiene.
knife wounds hurt |
Nah, you're just a pussy.
The next poster is not my minion. |
Wrong, I AM your devoted minion...(thanks for the $$$via Paypal)
tomorrow is another day, eh? |
wrong, tomorrow is friday
christmas comes but once a year |
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