It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!
 

OK, so here's the idea, for anyone who doesn't know...

The first person makes a (supposedly) undeniable statement. The next poster has to somehow prove him wrong, and make a statement of their own.

EXAMPLE:

Poster 1: The sky is blue

Poster 2: Maybe by your perception, but everyone's perception of colors is different, meaning your red could be my blue and vice versa.

I like cows


Get it? Pretty easy. So to begin:


Monty Python's Flying Circus is better than SNL.

wrong......snl is the shit,python's done dude.

one is the loneliest number

(thanx for startin' this KWSN)

Nope, zero is the lonliest number. I'd rather have one person with me than zero.


Water consists of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.

That's a water MOLECULE, not WATER in general. If I'm buting a bottle of water, and all that's inside is two hydrogen atoms and an oxygen atom floating around, I want my god damn money back.

Potatoes grow underground.

http://www.painfullycool.com/shelli/...tato-thumb.jpg

QED

Jesus was white.

Actually, your mouth is just the delivery truck, the words are manufactured in your brain.


Dr. Atkins has died.

There's more than one Dr. Atkins... just so you know.

I live on Long Island.

there is no way a collection of bear cubs can win anything more than thier mothers teat

WRONG! you're supposed to make a statement that can be contradicted by the next poster!!!

KSWN doesn't live on Long Island, it's actual name is Paumanok, which means "Land of the long waters".
The cubs won't win the world series because the Yankees <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3904/yankees.html">bought every player in baseball</a>.

It's a warm day in Southern Indiana.

no you dont love that new forum smell you just miss the old smell

one day ill be as cool as the rest of you

You are so wrong phred, you didn't leave a statment either. So that makes your reply to stan wrong and what you left for me wrong.

Bwaahhh haaaa haaaa haaaa

Crap, I was too slow to get phred.

Wrong, stan, you will never be as cool as me unless you grow a beard and gain 125 pounds.


My shit don't stink.

you shit does stink rockogre thats what you get when one eats taco bell and drinks yop all day every day

i can grow a bread and gain 125 pounds

BREAD DOESN'T GROW!


I am posting WAY too much today

You just think you're posting way too much today.
In actuallity, You aren't!
(But Python does rules over SNL!)

The sun is shining.

East Coast UNITED STATES is better than West Coast, but West Coast Asia OWNS East Coast Asia... Japan is one of the coolest countries around, boiee!


The sun's energy comes from nuclear fusion.

wrong..my sun gets it from wheaties.

cereal is best eatin in the morning

Wrong! Cereal is the perfect midnight snack


Lightning cannot crash (despite what 'Live' says)

you are WRONG vermin. Lightning can most definitely crash. In fact, just the other day I witnessed a crash between a 1999 Ford Lightning and a 87 Chevy stepside.


My head is unmessable.

INCORRECT! I could really mess with your head with a claw-hammer.


My god sucks.

the new He-Man is better because.. i said so?

I am in a wheelchair.

not any more you're not. you're on the floor now.



My God is better than your god.

No way man, I can hit people with my god, where-as your god is immaterial.


Small green apples are better than large red ones.

My god was a hippie so he could peace out your god. (jesus)

my hair is brown.

Well Sion you'd think you were right.. But when you were looking at the pictures of our gods, you were really looking at MY God as the better God. Sorry to break the news to ya, but YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!


KWSN is a God. (hah!)

WRONG!!! KWSN is a lawn guy...


upstate rules...

no, because their toes are smaller.


Hats are un-fun

WRONG!!! Those big novelty foam cowboy hats are a hoot!!

TFP is great!

YER WRONG..... it's..... super!

i own a keyboard.

Looking at the # of posts you've got already, I'd say it's more like the keyboard owns YOU.

My balls itch.

youre balls arent itching. the skin/ nerve endings are


the sun will rise tommorow morning

Wrong! the sun doesn't rise, the earth spins.


The time is now 1:54 AM.

once again vermin, you are wrong. the time is now 3:31 am.





my sneakers have holes in the soles.

wrong, your body grew through them...


the werewolf is still in london...

Then why did I see him on Fifth Avenue?

You all think you're so smart!

No. I'm actually a moron and the next statement is false.


The previous statement is true.

No the previous previous statement is false.


Maserbation will not make you go blind.

if you whack it and it squirts in your eyex, you'll go blind then

Macs suck

Macs do not suck! they yank

my dog's name is Jeb.

No. Your dog's name is Falafel. Trust me. It is.


I don't have a dog.