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Wrong! The moon is a bare ass sticking out of a window in the sky.
Mars is the red planet |
you are SOOO WRONG...mars is a candy bar...
bridget bardot was a sex symbol... |
Wrong...blah blah something about women not being able to be symbols blah blah....:D
It will be 12:00 A.M. tomorrow. |
Wrong!! Tomorrow never comes!
Man was ment to fly! |
RIGHT!...That's why we got feathers instead of hair.
Sometimes body odor smells like chicken soup. |
No - That would be chicken shit!
The sun is our closest star |
The sun is not ours. It's just close to us.
The freemasons invented the skateboard, but kept it a secret. |
No, that is just a conspiracy theory
The first man on the moon was Neil Armstrong |
No, he was second. The guy with the camera was first.
Fighting with Ghurkas is a bad idea. |
Not if you have a bazooka
There is oner 6 billion people alive in the world today |
wrong...most of them are dead, just don't know it...
yogi berra "beat" the duck in an AFLAC commercial...(yes, the one in the barber shop...come on, prove me wrong!) |
sorry there uncle phil my friend,but that was his chicken he was beatin'.........fwap,fwap,fwap,fwap.....
uncle phil lives upstate. |
Nah - He lives in America
My wife is very sexy |
your 'wife' is the hairy palm of your callused hand.
No one can eat just one. |
Wrong! You'll stop after the first if the first one makes you puke and puke 'till pieces of your stomach lining start coming out.
Gravy is made from roast waste. |
sorry vermin......pork chop waste over here......yummmy
mashed is the best way to do potatoes |
Wrong, the best way to do potatoes is to first let them cool down, make sure the centers are ready to burst and butter up your cock. Wrap the outside of the potatoe in duct tape leaving a whole in the center. Apply firm pressure with your penis until you break the skin (or as we potatoe fiends call "the cherry") then waa laa, you're doing potatoes.
Theres Two scoops of raisins in everybox |
I was looking in my wife's box this morning and there were no raisins at all!
You can not eat just one potato chip. |
WRONG i just ate one.... and stopped
FIRE BAD!!!! |
nonononono...HEAT bad, fire good...
oh, ok, fire good... |
WRONG....fire good light many thing with fire.fire keep you warm.fire good
cold beer is better than warm beer |
damn got me again phil
fire bad.burn many thing with fire.fire bad cold beer is better than warm beer |
Classic!
Actually, a warm beer is better than a cold beer. You see, nothing is better than a cold beer. Yet, a warm beer is better than nothing. -- Everything we take in with our senses is actually an illusion forced upon us by a greater evil. |
Everything that our senses are exposed to, is a result of the miracle of the world around us...behold!
Pajamas are comfortable. |
they are fuckin annoying...sleep nude
alchohal and fire is an accident waiting to happen |
Wrong : every public service announcement will assure you that Alchohal and your automobile are an accident waiting to happen.
Macitosh RULES!!!!!!! |
Although Macs are the best, it is Microsoft who has been making the rules.
Women cannot pee standing up and aim at the same time. |
Quote:
i am a logged in user |
Wrong! you are used as a logger.
Women like sex as much as men, they just don't admit it. |
Wrong, women like sex more than men do!!!!
Life is precious |
WRONG!!! If it were, I'd be a Billionaire by now!!!!
Only Geeks like D&D. (for my part, even if its only us Geeks, oh well :D) |
no....you are mistaken...after taxes, definately a millionare; but not.......i repeat not a billionare.
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i am not a geek. i am exceptionally nerdy.
some is good, more is better, too much is just enough. |
Nah - Not if you are at he bottom of the ocean with no oxygen - Way too much water - Not good at all
The moon is not made of cheese |
WRONG!!! Think about it man... The moon is made of cheese, and asteroids are constantly cutting it... When you cut the cheese and then you get even more asteroids moving at a high velocity, they are bount to set fire to the gas. Hence is the reason why we can see the moon at night!! :D
"He Who Smelt It, Dealt It." |
Not if the man who dealt it has no nose
Bush is actually natural dental floss |
el wrongamundo...natural dental floss doesn't get stuck in your teeth...
my wife's cat has 6 toes on two of it's paws... |
Wrong - Your cat only has one paw - My bullterrier ate the other three two seconds ago.
oxygen is needed to sustain human life |
Wrong, using the word sustain implies that human life can just appear and then oxygen would only continue to keep it going. Consider replacing sustain with support.
The universe is expanding. |
Wrong! The Universe reached an equilibrium point yesterday at 4:20 pm. From here on out, it's all about the collapsing.
Tree + gravity + windstorm = smooshed house |
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