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uncle phil 06-12-2003 12:33 PM

oh green one, you have been hiding under lily pads too long...mercury is the closest planet to our sun...


alexander the great solved the puzzle of the gordian knot...

3leggedfrog 06-12-2003 12:47 PM

nahh i did the other day on the internet

frog say *opps i ment to write mercur. sorry*

frog is frequently wrong

Dibbler 06-12-2003 12:56 PM

Wrong. Frog is USUALLY wrong...

Planet of the Apes (2000) was a very bad movie.

3leggedfrog 06-12-2003 12:58 PM

not if they were out to make a flop then no it was the perfict movie.

bleach is a base in the acid and base scale.

Giant Hamburger 06-12-2003 01:58 PM

Perhaps in the overly simplistic world of mutant frogs a word might have only one meaning. You touch only on the scientific aspects of bleach as a noun. As a verb it means to make whiter or lighter especially by physical or chemical removal of color.

The corpse flower gives off a smell akin to rotten flesh.

(vixen) 06-12-2003 02:22 PM

you are wrong. what you think is the smell of rotton flesh i may think is the smell of, say, banana. it is a personal perception.

Antonin Artaud said 'totality can only be acheived on stage'

Meridae'n 06-12-2003 04:21 PM

Artaud 'wrote' that phrase, but as far as i know never actually said it.


More than 500,000 hedgehogs are killed on the roads of Germany every year

Fremen 06-13-2003 01:03 AM

Oh no, you are wrong. Most of those are in a witness relocation program.

Stargate is the best show on t.v.

Pyrate 06-13-2003 03:10 AM

Oh come on fremen. This must be the easiest one so far. Antiques Roadshow Live is the best show on tv!!!

:p


Fremen's sig is:

Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

uncle phil 06-13-2003 03:52 AM

buzzer, pyrate...his sig's in yellow...


the heirarchy if plants is: kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genera, species, sub-species...

Pyrate 06-13-2003 04:12 AM

Goddamn it! I was gonna mention that...but thought nah.

Giant Hamburger 06-13-2003 06:47 AM

Uncle Phil, please...

The heirarchy "of"
Oh, and it's Kingdom, Phylum, Subphylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

A human head can retain consciousness for 30 seconds after being severed from the body.

uncle phil 06-13-2003 01:03 PM

(who'd you ask?)...wrongolivio, sesame-seed-buns...not if it's dead before it's severed...


there is no end to a rainbow...

Fly 06-13-2003 05:54 PM

wrong phil buddy...pot of gold eh.that's the end.

scalloped potatoes are orange.

Fremen 06-14-2003 03:32 AM

Wrongo, my fine exploding friend. I have it on good authority scalloped potatoes are black! (at least that's what she told me) :D

I'm going to see Star Wars: AOTC for the first time tonight. :cool:

uncle phil 06-14-2003 04:10 AM

wrong, fre...you must have already seen parts of it to know it's out there in the first place...


you cannot turn lead into gold...

Fremen 06-14-2003 04:44 AM

Wrong, you can turn lead into gold. Ask any 1849 claimjumpers.

Scramjets are better than ramjets.

Pyrate 06-14-2003 05:20 AM

Nope. It's the other way 'round



This statement willl be proven wrong by the next poster...

myMHz 06-14-2003 07:00 AM

Wrong! I agree with you that you are wrong.

Maps will show you the way.

Opiate 06-14-2003 07:29 AM

not true at all! every map ive ever seen was apparerently suppost to lead to buried treasures of untold wealth! Never did the maps lead to anything of the sort!


the square root of -1 is a complex number

uncle phil 06-14-2003 04:13 PM

you've been smoking too much of that stuff...the square root of -1 is, and i quote, "invalid function"...


little boys are made of snakes, snails, and puppydogs tails...

Minx 06-14-2003 07:45 PM

Wrong...my two boys are made up of dirt, mud, scrapes, bruises, mosquitto bites and a plethora of other things unmentionable! :)

I am at home.

Fremen 06-14-2003 11:41 PM

Wrong Minx, you're right there on my screen, so you're in my home. :D

Tom Green shouldn't have another talk-show.

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 04:54 AM

Tom Green should have another, to demonstrate how much a waste of oxygen he is.


The Zebra is the world's stripiest quadraped

Fly 06-15-2003 05:30 AM

nope......tiger gets that and the fuckin zebra too.

minx has a sexy avatar.

THE MAC GOD 06-15-2003 01:43 PM

sexy is in the eye of the beholder... (it is intriguing, however:))




My avatar will be badass... when I get one...

YourNeverThere 06-15-2003 03:17 PM

wrong, unless your avatar is a real bad ass, like a bad looking ass, which would be a crappy avatar,

one time, at band camp, she stuck a flute up her pussy...

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 03:25 PM

I watched an interview where she denied ever doing such a thing.


There's better ways to spend Saturday afternoon than standing in the pouring rain in the middle of a football field, freezing your arse off...

grumpyolddude 06-15-2003 03:26 PM

oops, too slow!

Wrong... the best Saturdays of your life will be spent that way.

Left firsters rule!

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 04:36 PM

Considering i don't even know what one of them are, it's pretty safe to assume they really don't rule at all...


A frog's arse is watertight

GakFace 06-15-2003 04:41 PM

Uh, No? Ever notice how they always piss on you? Well half the time it aint Piss thats drooling all over your hands.... ;);)


A man who practices in Shadow Chi, can fly 3 feet!!

uncle phil 06-15-2003 04:50 PM

in your dreams, gak...men can't fly, even when practicing tai chi...


wet grass mixed with dogshit smells horrible...

Meridae'n 06-15-2003 04:51 PM

That is called jumping. Flying is when you can stay in the air indefinately using only your own movements.


One-legged ducks swim in circles...

splck 06-15-2003 04:54 PM

Quote:

wet grass mixed with dogshit smells horrible...
Wrong! Dogshit smells horrible, wet grass has nothing to do with it.

Quote:

One-legged ducks swim in circles...
Wrong! A one-legged duck would get get eaten by a musky....real fast!


blue is blue as blue is blue

myMHz 06-15-2003 11:36 PM

Sorry wrong! It's blue as blue is blue as blue.

Depression is anger turned inward.

spived2 06-16-2003 02:36 AM

wrong anger is depression turned outward.

Soylent Green is people

uncle phil 06-16-2003 02:56 AM

spived2, you couldn't be wronger if you tried...protoplasm and other organic cellular matter is people...


surf's up...

mrsandman 06-16-2003 04:31 AM

Not if I'm looking at Sunrise Mountain in Las Vegas.




Usama Bin Laden is unaccounted for at the present time.

Fly 06-16-2003 05:13 AM

sorry mrsandman.....that fucker is taking a beating every night while chained in my basement.

the new zep dvd is fucking awsome.

Fremen 06-16-2003 07:43 AM

Quote:

the new zep dvd is fucking awsome
I don't think so, awsome would have told me. :D

Cheddar is the best cheese for nachos.

bender 06-16-2003 10:51 AM

Worng...wrong wrong.
A marbel is best.

I was away and now I'm back.

uncle phil 06-16-2003 12:12 PM

bender, you're bent...when did you ever leave, unless you had a MASSIVE out of body experience...


there is trouble in river city...

vermin 06-16-2003 04:52 PM

Wrong! There's nothing to see here. Move along.


I am NOT in denial.

Fly 06-16-2003 05:52 PM

wrong my friend the rat.......

you're playin' this game aren't you?

vermin is venomous.

*eeeewwwww......rabies*

splck 06-16-2003 06:05 PM

Silly flyman, you are wrong!
vermin may have rabies (probably does:)), but he is not venomous. Some animals are venomous, but rats aren’t.

flyman can't fly.

RatherThanWords 06-16-2003 06:34 PM

But flyman, you can fly, simply throw yourself at the earth and miss!

The unit of time known as the second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom. (refute that!)

myMHz 06-16-2003 11:31 PM

Oh please! Could you be more wrong? I think everyone knows why.

Age is a matter of mind.

uncle phil 06-17-2003 03:54 AM

nonononono my little radiohead...age is a matter of time...


the cost of ink cartridges is inversely proportional to the quality of the printer...

Meridae'n 06-17-2003 04:01 AM

In my experience the cost has stayed static as the price of the printer fluctuated...


The NJ Nets are spam

Midlandmadman 06-17-2003 04:38 AM

Nope, they aren't spam they are the runners up in the NBA championship.




Man once walked on the moon.

oscar0308 06-17-2003 04:41 AM

wrong! due to lesser gravity he sorta hopped.

gravity is irrefutable.

KWSN 06-17-2003 05:07 AM

HAH! Bet you live on a PLANET. LOSER.

I started this thread.

Fly 06-17-2003 05:10 AM

sorry K......marco beat ya to it in V.03.

i like to hang out on the wall of KWSN's bathroom.

Pyrate 06-17-2003 06:52 AM

That can't be true. KWSN doesn't have a bathroom!!!


You are whoever you want to be.

bender 06-17-2003 09:22 AM

Wrong...so, so wrong.
I'm not M.J but I wouldn't mind it.

I have hairy legs.

blindawg 06-17-2003 09:36 AM

So not true, compared top this Guy ,you're a bald freak.


Try this: a shaved nutsack is best]

3leggedfrog 06-17-2003 11:51 AM

nahh a shave "pussy... cat" is better

ma was one of the first 13 states

uncle phil 06-17-2003 12:22 PM

oh, froggy, when will you learn, ma was one of the first thirteen WOMEN...but just to let you know there are no hard feelings...


john deere tractors are green...

bender 06-17-2003 12:35 PM

Phil, Phil, Phil.....What are you blind man !
everything John Deere has he's painted red, he's just another crazy farmer from WY.

This is the best you are wrong game on the net.

Fly 06-17-2003 01:34 PM

bender my friend......this is the only good game of you are wrong on the net.

bender is on a bender.

THE MAC GOD 06-17-2003 01:51 PM

No, bender is a character in the show "Futurama"...



New episodes of Futurama are no longer being made...

GakFace 06-17-2003 02:18 PM

Sorry Mac Man, there are in fact more episodes being made... .They just simply aren't official as they are made by people who just cannot let a good show die with honor ;)


Cheating is wrong.

Fremen 06-17-2003 07:15 PM

Sorry Gak, cheating ain't wrong if it feels so right! :D

Eating earthworms is easier if you use hotsauce.

Pyrate 06-18-2003 01:57 AM

Nope, eat em plain. It'll be easier because you won't have the bother of opening the hot sauce, poring it, etc. Crunchy!



I am secretly Earthworm Jim.

Pyrate 06-18-2003 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pyrate
Nope, eat em plain. It'll be easier because you won't have the bother of opening the hot sauce, poring it, etc. Crunchy!
ps Halx, throw this in Tilted Cooking will ya?

:lol:

Midlandmadman 06-18-2003 02:16 AM

WRONG TWICE!!!!!!!!!!! First your not EWJ and if you were its no secrete now!!!!!!!



If you have an apple and you eat it, you don't have an apple anymore.

Fremen 06-18-2003 02:51 AM

Wrongo, you still have the apple, it's just setting in yo tummy. ;)

Fire is your friend.

uncle phil 06-18-2003 03:38 AM

fremen, aren't you the least bit aware...fire is BONES' friend...


the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides of a right triangle...

Fremen 06-18-2003 03:47 AM

Wrong, unc phil, my hypotenuse doesn't square at all! :crazy:

GravyTrain tastes better than Alpo.

Fly 06-18-2003 04:21 AM

you ever tried alpo in a stew?........delish

my left nut is sore.

splck 06-18-2003 04:35 AM

flyman, I know for a fact that you "don't got the balls", so how can your left one be sore.

wood floats.

Fly 06-18-2003 04:39 AM

sorry jam boy but, straight to the bottom.

splck rhymes with dick.

Fremen 06-18-2003 05:06 AM

Wrong, it doesn't if you're Korean. It rhymes with teak.

California is the place to be.....

Pyrate 06-18-2003 05:18 AM

Wrong! Northwest Boxhill-Upon-Westhumble is the place to be!


The fool sitting next to me is pissing me off with his staring and tapping...

Fremen 06-18-2003 05:25 AM

Nah, you're wrong. You're secretly envious of his innate rhythm.


Horseradish needs a heavy hand when applying to sauces.

bender 06-18-2003 09:14 AM

Fremen have you never been in a kitchen ?
Horseradish requires a spoon when applying to sauces as you don't want to burn your hand.

I've got bostich not a streamline on my desk.

uncle phil 06-18-2003 12:38 PM

it's actually an acco in disguise...fooled you, oh bent one...


brass is shiny...

Fly 06-18-2003 12:41 PM

phil my man....only when buffed up.

pigs are dirty animals.

bender 06-18-2003 01:23 PM

Flyman you should be the last one to be casting stones,
pigs are not dirty at all I've seen the pot bellyed ones on tv and
not a speck of dirt on them.

I've got a lack of excitment in my life.

paddyjoe 06-18-2003 05:05 PM

Oh hell, you've got TFP. What could be more exciting than that?


Saturday is the first day of summer.

splck 06-18-2003 05:30 PM

Wrong paddyjoe, summer starts on Saturday, the first full day will be on Sunday.

Popeye eats spinach and that makes him strong.

myMHz 06-18-2003 11:51 PM

He's not strong, a lot of people smell that way!


Daffy Duck is greedy.

Meridae'n 06-19-2003 03:05 AM

Daffy Duck has no personal traits, he is a ficticious character.


Shane Heale once called Charles Barkely a 'cocksucker'

uncle phil 06-19-2003 03:41 AM

wrong, mer, he'd be dead if he did...


alexander graham bell invented the telephone...

spived2 06-19-2003 03:44 AM

Wrong he's called him a cocksucker several times

Fight club is the best movie ever

Fly 06-19-2003 04:22 AM

it sucked.fuckin' wannabes.

debbie does dallas was the best movie ever made.

Pyrate 06-19-2003 04:24 AM

No. Nuff said.



flyman wants to be eaten like an oreo cookie

Fremen 06-19-2003 06:53 AM

No, you're SO wrong, Pyrate. flyman wants to be eaten like a s'mores.
Dipped in chocolate, stuffed along with melted marshmallows between two graham crackers {Mmmmm, tasty flyman-s'mores}


Bullwhips feel better on your backside more than horsewhips do. *shrugs*

bender 06-19-2003 10:33 AM

Not if your a horse.

the gutter is a bad place to sleep

3leggedfrog 06-19-2003 11:25 AM

not if you have no home or are very very drunk and can't find your way home. (ahhh Marty grath.)

blue is a primary color

uncle phil 06-19-2003 12:12 PM

oh, froggy, what have you been thinking out on that lily pad in the hot sun all day...blue is a primary DOG...


chevy trucks are built like a rock...

bender 06-19-2003 12:54 PM

Phil what are you thinking rocks aren't built they grow from trees.

the stone in my shoe is pissing me off

3leggedfrog 06-19-2003 01:30 PM

no pissing is a bodly function a rock in your shoe is not

i like the perception that is the color green.

splck 06-19-2003 01:43 PM

It's colour, not color...you guys will learn one day...

dead batteries are just that...dead.

GakFace 06-19-2003 03:28 PM

Oh no! You're wrong. They can still leak a fine poison that you can slip in drinks! Great for those evil-doing terrorists! See? Double Feature!!

The Power Rangers are finally DEAD!!!!! :)

rockogre 06-19-2003 07:05 PM

Wrong. The Power Rangers moved to Guam and took over the local government.

The Webley-Vickers 38.56 caliber machine pistol is without a doubt the finest poodle hunting weapon available.

myMHz 06-19-2003 11:28 PM

Wrong! Poodle's are far to fast to hunted with any "conventional" weapons. When will the world realize the true threat and go nuclear on them!


Cats are evil.

Fremen 06-19-2003 11:42 PM

Wrong, cats are only part evil. When they're cleaning your toe jam out from in between your tootsies, they' a'ight!

Grandmothers kick booty! :thumbsup:

Fly 06-20-2003 03:21 AM

i thought they only did...."my gramma punched your gramma right in the nose....etc."i knew nothing of this kicking booty buisiness.

a dog is man's best friend.

uncle phil 06-20-2003 03:34 AM

fly, come down out of the clouds...a vagina is man's best friend...


weapons of mass destruction can hurt you...


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