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how new can you be? you already have 9 posts...


golf is a four-letter word...

last i remember....."whack-fuck" had 9 letters.


things go better with butter.

silly boy, things go better with...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ephil/coke.jpg

"I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you Fire..."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ephil/fire.jpg

youre real name is clearly uncle phil, therefore you cannot be the god of hellfire.


I am lying.

Z...what are you...wild? you be truthin' all the way to the bank...

key west is only 90 miles from cuba...

"Only"? Try telling a snail that it is "only" 90 miles to that nice head of lettuce... 90 miles is a hell of a long way.

I am going to run some errands now

Balderdash!!! everyone knows errands can't even be walked, let alone be run...

barbra striesand was the first performer to sing "people..."

Simply by calling her a performer, you call into question anything else you claim in that post of yours. Clearly, that makes you wrong.

Charles Nelson Reilly was the backbone of Match Game.

right, and gene rayburn was chopped liver...


old mother hubbard reached in her cupboard...

ahhhh bullshit phil.

she took a hatchet out to the back forty and had a go at one of the cattle to get her damn dog that bone you know.



by the way........old mother hubbards cupboards where green,not bare.



:D

Yeah, about as green as Enron's energy policies. Nice try, fly, but WRONG!


The capital of Morocco is Rabat.

silly boy, there are those spirits out there who would argue that fez is the capital of morocco...

flypaper is loaded with sticky stuff...

soooooo wrong phil..........flypaper is loaded with flies..........


the sticky stuff that 'ol phil was talkin' about,is made from horses.


*man if the wife ever heard me say that,i'd be shot*

....and???

and what????


the sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses........

The sticky stuff on flypaper is from horses? Wishful thinking, but wrong. Everyone knows that sticky stuff comes from A.D.D catagorized Fiordland crested penguins.

There's no sound in space.

Sure, Ch'i. If you say it enough times, I'm sure it'll be true, but everyone who's seen Star Wars knows there is plenty of sound in space. You are wrong yet again.


Love is like oxygen; if you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die.

Pffft. Methanogens live without oxygen, and you don't see them complaining.

Matter cannot be created or destroyed because there are never enough chips to do it.

Ummm, there are plenty of chips to do it, it's just that they're being hoarded by chipmunks. I'm sure you were unaware of this, so I can forgive such a mistake.


Rock Hudson was a ladies' man.

sorry dooblajay..........he was into the dudes eh.........


iron maiden takes metal top honours.......

Cat Stevens was more metal than Iron Maiden.

Yes, its a banana in my pocket, but I *am* happy to see you.

Whoa, you can see me, like,my body? You obviously can't be in the matrix, and posting, and out of the matrix looking at my actual body...

Life is grand.

Wrong, life sucks and the sooner you realize that the sooner you can enjoy life for what it really is.

It's cool to be in pajamas at 3:00 in the afternoon.

au contraire, ma soeur, not down here in florida...


each thanksgiving turkey has two drumsticks...

Au contraire, mon capitan! I've seen, and enjoyed, my fair share of three+ legged turkeys.

The best part of waking up is Foldiers in your cup.

Ch'i, I'm growing quite fond of being your foil.

Everyone who is anyone knows that the best part of waking up is going back to sleep when you realize you've woken up 2 hours early.


A prime number is a number which is divisible only by itself and one.

Excellent. I was in dire need of something to keep my food warm.


Quit descriminating against prime numbers. You conveniently left out their right to choose, and should be ashamed of yourself.

When caught on fire, you should stop, drop and roll.

Is that what you do when you've caught on fire? Poor you -- you're sadly misguided on this one. Why, up here in the north, when someone catches on fire, we all gather around him in a circle, toast marshmallows, and sing haunting folksongs until just his embers are left.

A peanut butter and tomato sandwich is way better than a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

THAT'S JUST WRONG! Tomato and peanut butter is not just a disgusting mix, but a volitile one. Think about the children Plumcake, the children.

His holiness the 14th Dali Lama can fly.

Wrong, he just is "falling... with style."

Lyle Lovitt is one goofy-looking muthafukka, but he sure can sing.

but kramer was indeed goofier, no?


hydrogen is the lightest element...

wrong, magnesium can give off greater luminosity than hydrogen.

Green tea is the best form of tea.

Ewww -- how can you even say that without gagging? Green tea is just tea with algae growing in it. Green tea is about as great as taking lawn mower clippings and steeping them in warm tap water. Green tea is a science experiment gone wrong. Why, up here in the north, the only good use we've found for it is to freeze it, cut it into blocks, and pave the roads with frozen green tea blocks.

Rush Limbaugh has a brain and he knows how to use it.

I think you meant to say "Rush Limbaugh has a brane." Either way, you were completely and utterly WRONG.

People around the country, from coast to coast, always want to know what you like most. I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast, so I always tell them "I like toast."

You are wrong in so very many ways, it just makes me sad. Terribly terribly sad. I hate to break it to you, but people around the country don't give a whit, not even one of the smallest whits, what you or I like the most. People around the country want to tell us what THEY like the most. It's a national pastime. Oh, and by the way, boasting about toast is wrong too. French toast maybe. No one boasts about toast, unless Wrong is his middle name.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Not if you bring a flashlight

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

You are hallucinating; thus you are wrong and besides, you really shouldn't get that close to a cat's mouth (although there is still doubt that you actually have a cat, since you offer no incontrovertible truth to prove same -- hence, you are wrong again), unless your cat has something quite sensitive and secret to whisper to you.

All humans are mortal.

No Sir, No Ma'am! You are obviously forgetting Hulk Hogan, as he is introduced as "The Immortal Hulk Hogan."

Rubber bands are stretchy.

No, no. Rubberbands are stretchy not rubber bands. They just play really mind bending music.

Everyone deserves a Christmas present even if they were shitheads all year.

Unfortunately you're WRONG. The US Senate recently passed the Shithead Reparation Act wherein all shitheads recieve a nice big lump of smoldering coal upon the 25th of December.

Cursed are those who bring a gun to a knife fight.

I think this thread has self-destructed. Nobody has proven anybody else wrong in any way for several pages! I think a gun at a knife fight might be an excellent thing to have, but I am never armed, so unqualified to even think about it? You can't piss down my back and expect me to pretend that it's raining, or can you?

me pisses on OCM?s bare foot...

now THAT's raining...prove me wrong...

sunshine here baby.


phil's in Florida.

The rain is rarely warm in Minnesota. And never quite so salty.
Phil's not really in Florida, he's in St. Paul, pissing on my foot, so I guess you're wrong, my pot-head comrade!

hehe.../me has a very long penis...hehe...


telephone books are full of numbers...

Is that what that was?
Telephone books also contain names and addresses, and lots of .s, so I guess you're wrong, sir!

You didn't say anything because you most likely knew you were WRONG before you even started. Well played.

Apparently paddyjoe lives vicariously through Charlatan's phone.

I WAS wrong!
 

If Jumpin Jesus is uncontrovertibly right, how can he/? be wrong? That must be cheating.
I must have been on the wrong page.

........the oceans are salty.

Salty is a relative term.....Mono lake is salty the ocean is slightly saline.


I'm not lazy I'm efficient

I'm not sure that's an obviously true statement. I like it, but it may be against the rule, and therefore wrong.

Cheese is made from milk.

whoever cut the cheese in the thirteenth tee-box this morning was definitely not slicing a dairy product...


pearls are found in oysters...

Ah, but not in every oyster, and they're also found in clams and other shellfish.

When the sun goes down it gets dark outside.

That darkness you are experiencing could be a very large object looming overhead.

You don't know me.

Well, obviously. & so you are not wrong. Where would one go from here?

Giant Hamburger knows everything.

hehe...he does not understand the ins or outs of a strategically placed hot dog in the right (or wrong) hands...

we breathe air...

And in our crazy modern world a variety of other toxins that don't belong in the air we breathe. I love you, sir.

Cobalt is warm to the touch.

Whose touch? I knew a guy with 2 prosthetic hands and not even a womens flesh was warm to his touch.

The US is a cultural melting pot.

Things cultural don't melt here until long times have passed. Good for the persistence of memory.

Mercurial means changing.

I can't tell myself I'm wrong, can I, even if I realize it's so?

i'll cover ya'...

mercurial means fast, like as in swift, speedy, etc...


gliders don't "fly..."

Having no power how could they?:thumbsup:

She said she had to squeeze it, but she. and then she.......

Leaning may NOT be a sign of laziness?

Or else I :love: too much.

Holding the building up might mean you know what you're doing.

Ignorance is bliss.:love:JK

Alas you are incorrect, I am quite ignorant and still suffer from anxiety problems

Black is a color

The best blacks reflect no light so I guess they can't be colors - although I've always thought of it as one... dammit, Shadow, I don't know if you're wrong or not.

The world is all the people in it.

the world is full of water, and people don't breath water...


my head is bald...

(we are ugly bags of mostly-water)

Male-pattern baldness is a blessing: It helps to cool our brains. So you are wrong in being right. heh

It does not cool our brains, but rather it makes our heads cold, and our brains hurt.

Rabbits are cute.

au contraire, mon frere; rabbits are chocolate, especially around easter...


guns don't kill people... people kill people...

But if people were forced to do it manually there'd be less dead people around.

The earth orbits the sun.

The Earth orbits the galactic center. You are not wrong, just incomplete.

You will attempt to prove me wrong.

I will not!

George Washington was the first President of the U.S.

Incorrect you are, based on the knowledge that Washington did not serve as president until 1789; and as we all know, the United States declared independence in 1776, so he could not have been the first! He was in fact the ninth!
If you really want to know, it was in fact John Hanson who served as America's first president. So There! :p

Tigers are the biggest cats in the world.

Wrong, Ligers are actually the largest member of the cat family. Seriously. :)

Twinkies are unhealthy.

WRONG.

twinkies are the food of the gods.
eat twinkies every day, and you'll never get cancer, aids or any other disease.



meanwhile:

getting a blowjob from someone other than your wife is cheating.

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Hmm, how do I prove you wrong?

Oh...

No, the fish-bowl parties were a celebration of monumental proportions in the early 1920s when the children actually remembered they had a pet fish, and cleaned the fish's bowl just in time before said fish suffocates within its own defecation. The children's actions were worthy of praise from the parents for letting such a dull creature stay alive for a few moments longer.

Clowns are creepy.

nope...jhon wayne dacy was creepy, and he wasn't a clown...

trees are made out of wood...

Sorry... trees, like all plants, are composed of Cellulose.


The Earth revolves around the Sun.

Sorry, man, but this statement was done countless times, with the last being less than three days ago!
You would believe that earth does revolve around the sun, but that is only according to the Heliocentric Theory. And a theory is just that, a theory, and not an irrefutable fact. So there :p

Mandy Moore is beautiful.

Aww, gimmie a break... I just joined in on this game yesterday. :p

Anyway, I assume you mean this Mandy Moore from Tallahassee, FL... and I have to say, you are wrong. She is not what I'd consider "beautiful".


It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Unless you're extremely paranoid, or unable to close your eyes.

See the colors? There aren't any!

Why of course there colors, I see a forest green as the template, a sparing grey for the font, simlulated yellow for two kissing smilies, and many more.

Cows are bovine.

Cows are bovines.

We will all find peace when we die..

But there is no peace being killed by an Oni, where all can do is live in unrest.

Giraffes have very long necks.

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wrong!!!!


rabbits come in dinner plate varieties.......*sorry Jet.....they taste good man*


crepes are just little pancakes

Wrong... crepes are thinner than pancakes, but they can be as big as you want.


Water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

au contraire, mon frere...water is composed of molecules made of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen...


black is black...

Yes, but what people perceive as black varies tremendously. You're never wrong, sir.

Spiders benefit our species.

No way! All they do is bite people and change their DNA and then those people go swinging around our cities killing other peoples' fathers and using their 'new powers' to unfaily win wrestling matches. (slightly old but I believe still relevent.)


DOG is spelled D O G.

Wrong! DOG is spelled as so: DOG. There are no spaces in-between, because that would be wrong.

The month after this is May.

you are incorrect. the month after "this" is not may. "this" is not even the name of a month.... the month after april is may.

texas is hot in the summer.

doodle, you poor misguided child...texans can't even read a thermometer...

alaska is cold in the winter...

Except for the parts of it that are much warmer than here...

The moon orbits our Earth.

It's all a lie. There is no moon, it's a SPACE STATION!

TFP is the best forum on the internet.

Damnit, there's no way to dispute that!

Consternation is a negative feeling.

I say you are most incorrect in that consternation is a happy feeling for those that like to be frightened, dismayed, and wrought with danger. Whatever floats your boat.

In that vain, boats are meant to float, and have been proven to do so.

Submarines are designed to control their immersion.

Feathers are a marvel.

Feathers in no way warrant surprise or astonishment because we see them all too commonly on those squawking bothersome birds; we become jaded in seeing them for so often that we don't even notice them anymore. Now that febreze, that is a marvel.

There are seven continents.