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wrongomundo, mikey with an L, uncle phil is THE uncle...
an apple fell on isaac newton's head... |
Everybody knows that that is just a thought expiriment and Isaak Newton lived in Georgia and so it was a peach that fell on his head.
There's only one proton in Hydrogen. |
everyone knows that it isn't an EXACT number of 1. it maybe .90067 and they ROUNDED it to one..
_____________________ I'm Asian. |
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not if you're trying to lift 8 gazillion protons off your back...
airplanes fly... |
Not if the gravitational constant changes. That's why all those planes crash in the Bermuda Triangle... The GC changes and they just don't fly anymore.
Alcohol gets people drunk |
wrong.........alcohol gets people in shit........(the wife,the law,the boss,the.......etc.etc.etc)
if alcohol is the crutch......then.......jack daniels is the wheelchair. |
Look behind you buddy, ol' Jack is PUSHING your wheelchair.
A cold beer at the end of the work day tastes sweeet!!! |
hey PJ...not when it comes back up on ya...(hahaha)
four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent...etc., etc., etc... |
Have you done the math on that one? 87 years ago and this conTinent was ALREADY ESTABLISHED.
Sheesh... YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE MATH. |
If my calculator goes under 50 it will explode.
Keanu Reeves starred in Speed. |
That was merely a cybernetic replacement. For the matrix movies they removed his emotion chip as well.
Gum is chewy. |
http://www.pbcmarketingworldwide.com...siaarabica.jpg
Arabica Gum. Not chewy. At all. Potatoes Grow in Ireland. |
Wrong, Kdub, not in the streets they don't. ;)
Motel living is one step away from living on the street. |
wrong..........i'd rather "live" on the street.
dirty people live on the street. |
wrong: grass and dirt are fragrances at Gap. They have their own line of that shit, It's a fashion statement.
the red carpet is all just a fashion fest. |
No it isn't, poor people have red carpet lined shelters too.
A = A |
no, A(space) does not equal (space)A
Some things exist. |
Wrong, Existence is the illusion of being.
Nothing exists. |
I just ate a cashew....I'm pretty sure it existed before I ate it.
I am typing right now. |
lionrock beat me to the punch...
<strike>wrong, how can nothing exist? it doesn't! my friends, the glass is half empty.</strike> wrong. you are not typing now, but looking at porn instead. admit it. i repeat, the glass is half empty. |
never empty- 1/2 water, 1/2 air.
Smurfette was a slut. |
Correction of tense, she IS a slut, never stopped being one.
Halx owns the domain for the website this forum you are looking at is on. |
Wrong. Domain is defined as an X value, and hal does not use/pronounce the X at the end of his name. Therefore, the domain is not his, but belongs to people whose nicks have pronouncable X's in them.
If someone had the nick "sex," they would own the domain. |
Incorrect "sex," is Invalid.
Mr.Deflok isn't sexy. |
I believe you left out the comma (.) after the word "isn't"... and I've told you not to use our pet names on this forum!
I just saved this thread! |
This isn't a thread it's a game.
Games are fun. |
Sure, games are fun until...
http://www.3kingdoms.net/galleryvz/XiahouDun02.jpg It happens almost every time. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. |
No, you should have been a Lawyer, or a Doctor... (your mother told you so)
Crackprogram is two words without a space in between. |
Wrong! If there was no space between them, the letters would be stacked on top of each other, rendering them illegible.
You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant. |
wrong Grump...............'cept Alice.
arlo guthrie rocks man |
Wrong! Arlo "folks" not "rocks".
Despite the name, "omelettes" are not female. |
Actually, they could have been female, or male, there is no way to tell, it could have turned out either way for the chicken, or the rooster if you believe in fate...
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy. |
(/me sounds el-wrongamundo buzzer...)
crack would rather have a whole case in front of him... sherry was originally fermented in spain... |
you are wrong, my friend sherry got pickeled in texas
justin ripped off janet's top accidentally |
wrong- as he claimed, it was "clothing manufacturer malfunction" or something to that extent.
Parking Fees are just a way to collect loads of extra money. |
Wrong!!! Having your car towed for some arbitrary reason whilst parked is a way of collecting loads of money.
It tastes like chicken. |
Actually it tastes like ass.
Cancer Sucks! |
no astro, Cancer doesn't suck, it blows.
The New England Patriots won the Superbowl in 2004. |
bundy, where do you live...the panthers LOST the superbowl in 2004...
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Phil! How can you live with the wrongness of NOT offering a new proposition to the thread? A wronger wrong hath ne'er been wrought!
This thread was about enter the after-forum. |
Wrong!
The thread wasn't headed for the after-forum... It was in fact, headed for the before-forum. I had a wicked cool dream last night where I had sex with a very beautiful woman. That was, of course, after going through a maze to get to her... |
Wrong, that wasnt a woman, seems you have issues to resolve in our next session
www.tfproject.org is the best community on the net! |
it's not ON the net, it's PART OF the net.
the internet is not an actual tangible net. |
Then you've never seen a cluster of Cisco routers with thier cabling criss-crossed to catch the unwary network engineer.
I've been there and I've done that. |
maybe so, but you haven't worn out the tee-shirt...
the "ugly stick" sits right in front of my keyboard, ready to wreak vengence on anyone who disagrees with me... |
There is no such thing as an ugly stick.
Singing soothes the soul. |
Perhaps... unless it's country music!
That would make you WRONG! Uncle Phil occasionally beats himself with the ugly stick out of pure boredom. |
wrong! Uncle Phil beats himself because he is insane!
Chinese food is yummy |
oh that's wrong, i got food poisoning last time i ate chinese.
suzy is a sex goddess. |
maybe your suzy, but the suzy i know is horrible.
Elephants cant jump |
sure they can...ever hear the one about the guy with two bricks?
gravity is serious... |
gravity isn't serious, the ground is
I think therefore I am |
sorry, xim, that was rene descartes...
bones is from chicago... |
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WRONG!
Halx is certainly no man... more like some kind of super-man. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy it HURTS!! ...:p |
Wrong
Your not to sexy for your shirt, you just forgot where you put it. Alaska is the coolest place on earth |
Wrong
Alaska is almost the coolest, Canda is cooler Dumbnutofak is a true statement |
this is too easy...Dumbnutofak is not even a false alarm...
pillars of salt are made of...SALT... |
sorry to have to be the one to tell you this jammie man, but Pillars of Salt aren't made of real salt anymore. they're made of a silicon based substance... kinda like the same stuff that props up Pamela Andersons career (oops, i mean boobs).
Jon Krakauer is a writer/mountain climber. |
Wrong! Joe Krakauer is the man of my wet dream!
The poster below me is always the man/woman |
nope sometimes I'm BOTH
everthing is coming to an end |
everything is going to an end...
snow falls down... |
snow actually flutters down, sometimes blowing sideways with the wind.
blue and yellow make green. |
OshnSoul, my little yam, blue and yellow are the colors for the marquee of the Sun Oil Company...green is, like, so kermit...
rock and roll is... |
"Rock and Roll" is really just a derivative of southern blues, which in turn is derivative of slave spirtuals.
Furthermore, what is described as "rock and roll" today covers so many categories of music as to truly have no defining characteristic. Ergo, Rock and roll isn't. If I fall off a very high cliff onto a pile of jagged rocks I will likely hurt myself very badly. |
you are wrong... you will obviously die
E = mc^2 :rolleyes: |
These guys can explain how E=mc2 is wrong better than I
If nobody waters the plant in my office, it will die. |
no it won't... it will turn brown
nobody has PROOVEN E = mc^2 wrong yet.... (observed sure.. but not prooven) :rolleyes: |
You are WRONG.
Since "proove" is not a word, it is nonsensical to suggest that nobody has done it. My feet stink |
oh, balderdash!!! it's not your feet, it's your socks...
a pair of gloves has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs... |
wrongo there phil my man..........not this pair
http://www.rubberrobot.com/rubberrobot/condoms.jpg there are twelve wobbly pops in a case. |
Wrong. Every case you've delivered in the past has had one missing.....I wonder why?
Coors lite is shitty beer. |
Wrong. i have never had nor heard tale of a can of coors lite containing fecal matter. [thank gawds]
Bears do shit in the forest. |
More precisely, bears shit on the forest floor.
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon |
How about Neil Armstrong bounced on the moon.
The Fab Five are gay and famous. |
Don't think so, they play(ed) basketball @ the University of Michigan: Chris Webber, Jimmy King, Jalen Rose, Juwan Howard and Ray Jackson. (Well, maybe famous) Not gay.
Vegans think they have it all figured out. |
nonononono...vegans have it all SORTED out...
michigan lost the title game with those five guys that sandman said... |
wrong, 4 of them had nothing to do with it...Chris Webber lost it himself.
My stapler is jammed... |
No, your stapler is demonstrating an undocumented feature.
My cat's breath smells like catfood |
oh, bourgeois...your cat's breath smells like dead mice!
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well smack my ass and call me sally, i didn't leave an undeniable truth...ok, here goes...
g-dub's dad's second name is herbert... |
Dream on Sally, it's 'haitch'.
I can give a mod a large helping of barefaced cheek and get away with it. See how I do that? |
(/me snickers moderately gleefully...) we'll see about that...
major league baseball bats are made of wood... |
Ha!! That is untrue, they are made of a steroid based compressed pulp resin!(or maybe that's Barry Bonds?)
No English word rhymes with orange. |
(BULLSHIT BUZZER SOUNDS)...the abbreviation of "sporadic sponge" is spor'onge, pronounced "sporange..."
the titanic hit an iceburg and sunk... |
sorry phil..............WRONGO..........
that bitch Celine's song cracked the hull....(damn.....she's freakin' Canadian too)..........(bitch) [ala' song]....the skin at the end of my dink is pink and......... when it gets hard it's blue... ....i looooooove yoooouuuu.[ala' song] |
Flyman, you're way off base:
You never loved me. Ever. Japanese cars all have english names. |
nonononononono...japanese cars all have american names...
mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivies... |
You know, many people grow up believing this to be true but sadly it is another dirty, filthy lie we tell our children. Mares and does both despise oats and prefer a high glutten diet. And ivy is very hard on the delicate gastro-intestinal system of the little lamb, who does in fact love oats.
Hawaii was not one of the 13 original colonies that came to form the United States. |
hawaii was there WAAAAAY before the colonies were even dreamed of...
a kid'll eat ivy too... |
WRONG!!! If kids have a hard time eating their spinach, what makes you think they will eat ivy?
I'd rather have this bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
not when the bottle is empty, you wouldn't...
on the whole, w. c. fields would rather be in philadelphia... |
Wrong. WC Fields is dead and wants for nothing.
Hank Aaron holds the record for the most homeruns all-time in major league baseball. |
Wrong, I saw a pic of him, he doesn't carry it around..
music is melodious |
There was nothing melodious about the sweet music i made with that stranger in the men's bathroom at loring park last week.
besides, wherever you are, there you are. |
No your dogs name is little misty boo
my cats name is pickles |
your cats name isnt pickles, its stupid.
i am a virgin. |
...and the pope bows to mecca five times a day...
little miss muffett sat on her tuffett... |
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