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tecoyah 08-20-2004 03:34 PM

UNless you are paying with thousand dollar bills

Death is the End, Unless there is more

Fly 08-20-2004 08:05 PM

sorry tecoyah............always more...........just buzzin' through this trip in the vehicle of my body...........next journey is as a rubber glove!

.......i know,i know.....gotta take the good with the bad eh!!!!


that's what it's all about though isn't it?........











cherries are the pits.

uncle phil 08-23-2004 12:38 PM

fly...what is wrong wit choo...la brea is the pits...


those little, indented thingees on golf balls are called "dimples..." (don't ask me why...)

Fly 08-23-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
fly...what is wrong wit choo...la brea is the pits...


those little, indented thingees on golf balls are called "dimples..." (don't ask me why...)




phil my man..........sheesh.......dimples are what the pretty women with character have on their faces man...not a freakin' golf ball.





the magic stick is the 5 iron.....

nukeu666 08-23-2004 09:44 PM

your dick is the magic stick


he who replies to this is a genius

uncle phil 08-24-2004 04:43 PM

i am about one-half a brick shy of a load...i'll admit that...


fly won't reply to this post..

Fly 08-24-2004 07:27 PM

sorry phil bud..........reply i did.



phil won't reply to this post.

uncle phil 08-25-2004 03:42 AM

back atcha...


doobies are held together by paper...

Fly 08-25-2004 03:44 AM

sorry phil.........doobies are held together by love and understanding.

i love that tune china grove.


uncle phil is a maestro.

uncle phil 08-25-2004 04:47 PM

fly, you are wronger than wrong...me is a UNCLE...


suzy creamcheese doesn't know what's got into her...

Tophat665 08-26-2004 05:38 AM

I think by now, Suzy Cream Cheese has figured out that Frank Zappa is what got into her.

In order to have a real county, at the very least you have to have an airline and a beer.

Fly 08-26-2004 05:40 AM

sure she does...........freakin' creamcheese man........

(that was an easy one.........)


phil's not sure if he should use *a* or *an* previous to word that starts with a vowel.







*edit...too slow today*





wrong there tophat........an airline and a CASE of beer is needed.


there are 12 bottles in a case of beer.

Tophat665 08-26-2004 06:49 AM

Fly,
I'm sure you tell that to everyone, and that the roughly 12 bottles worth of empty space in the case is due to settling during shipping. (I do the same thing.)

Budweiser is only good for filling radiators.

uncle phil 08-26-2004 04:20 PM

top, whassa matta u...budweiser is also good for cleaning brake drums, ridding one's self of toe jam...stripping wax off floors...the list goes on and on and on...


google is a search engine...

Tophat665 08-26-2004 04:30 PM

Phil, Google is so much more than a search engine, it is also the business pundit's flavor of the month. (and 10^100 to boot).

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

08-26-2004 06:29 PM

not if you knew my husband........

(just kidding honey, I love you ;) )

where there's smoke, there's fire.

Tophat665 08-27-2004 03:39 AM

Where there's smoke, there's Flyman.

Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.

vermin 08-27-2004 07:36 AM

Wrong! Snakes don't wear vests because of the dictates of "serpent coture".

The birds aren't singing, they're screaming (fear of heights).

uncle phil 08-27-2004 12:22 PM

vermin, you couldn't be any wronger...the birds are singing because they spy you in an open field and in about 7 nanoseconds you're lunch...


strawberrys are red...

bernadette 08-27-2004 12:42 PM

if you throw strawberries jpgs into photoshop, you will see that they are largly margenta with some small degree of cyan & yellow & black.

to the naked eye in real life, the strawberry is not a pure shade of red either.
sure, there is a good amount of red in the color of a strawberry, but it's not purely red. in fact slice one in two... you'll see shades of pink & plenty of whites. maybe even a bit of green & yellow.


<b>the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain.</b>

Tophat665 08-27-2004 01:13 PM

Actually Bernadette, The rain in spain falls about equally on the plain and on the fancy.

Spanish is a Romance Language.

pedro padilla 08-29-2004 02:46 AM

no, actually it´s pretty raunchy if you know it well. me cago en dios.


there is no god. there is bush.

OpieCunningham 08-29-2004 03:03 AM

there is a god. he lit the bush on fire and it turned into ash

1 + 1 = 2

Tophat665 08-29-2004 05:01 PM

OpieC, that's only a special case where each 1 is in the same line. If there is any angle between them other than Pi radians, 1+1 &lt; 2.

The universe is a big place. Possibly the biggest.

Fly 08-29-2004 05:39 PM

sorry Top.........the mind is a bigger place than the universe........possibly the biggest.


crabs taste sweet cooked in sugar water.

uncle phil 08-30-2004 12:26 PM

fly, we need to get you over to the "best" coast, where you'll find that crabs taste their sweetest when steamed with a little "old bay" and vinegar...


sum means "i am" in latin...

balderdash111 11-11-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
fly, we need to get you over to the "best" coast, where you'll find that crabs taste their sweetest when steamed with a little "old bay" and vinegar...


sum means "i am" in latin...

No, "sum" means "sum" in Latin.

If you release an object in a gravity-influenced environment, it will fall if it is not otherwise restrained.

Averett 11-11-2004 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balderdash111
If you release an object in a gravity-influenced environment, it will fall if it is not otherwise restrained.

What if it's a bird? Huh? HUH???? Then it would FLY!

A small piece of cheesecake on a stick dipped in chocolate is the best thing man ever invented.

uncle phil 11-11-2004 01:44 PM

averett, frank has obviously never been on the outside of a maryland crab cake...


needles have sharp, pointy ends...

onewolf 11-19-2004 07:45 PM

According to my calipers, the "sharp, pointy end" of a needle actually measures somewhere around 8 micrometers. Thus to any organism smaller than 8 micrometers, this surface is far from pointy and in fact can make a decent dance floor.

There is strength in a union.

uncle phil 11-20-2004 04:53 AM

ha, not if you ever married mickey rooney...


ball park franks plump when you cook 'em...

OzOz 11-20-2004 02:11 PM

No, good ol' "Ball Park" Frank is one of the skinniest people I know, and he wouldn't fit into my microwave.

If you shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you get a lot of dead bugs.

BlitzkriegKommt 11-20-2004 10:53 PM

WTF? CHRIST ALMIGHTY, don't you know that the bugs mutate into even larger bugs when subjected to radiation. AAAAGHHH.
:ahem:

There is no one that can run faster than a fired bullet.

CityOfAngels 11-21-2004 01:55 AM

Helllooooo bullets can't run.

LeBron James was the #1 NBA Rookie Draft Pick of the 2003-2004 NBA season.

OzOz 11-21-2004 02:04 AM

Bullets don't run.

The TFP is not a figment of my imagination.

CityOfAngels 11-21-2004 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CityOfAngels
Helllooooo bullets can't run.

LeBron James was the #1 NBA Rookie Draft Pick of the 2003-2004 NBA season.

Hey don't forget about mine! I was first! :crazy: :crazy: :p

DJLaurieB 11-21-2004 09:54 PM

Quote:

LeBron James was the #1 NBA Rookie Draft Pick of the 2003-2004 NBA season.
Actually, until he actually played his 1st NBA game, I don't think he can truly be considered a "rookie" - until he was actually picked, he was still an "ex-college star"........... or some such nonsense. :) semantics, semantics............

Yuengling is the oldest brewery in America, founded in 1829.

OzOz 11-22-2004 01:47 AM

Ahhhhhhhhh, the old "America" trick... If you said "... in the United States of America...", fair enough, but there's more to America than America. Don't forget your Canadian friends up North, who also inhabit a large slice of North America - and say hello to those Canadians in Halifax, Nova Scotia, home to Keith's Brewery, established in 1820 and still brewing.

And CityOfAngels, indeed you were! I was too slow in hitting the "Post Quick Reply" button. :D

Next: I'm an Aussie, and here we drive on the left. My undeniable statement: when visiting the US, it is a good idea to remember to drive on the right!

uncle phil 11-22-2004 01:37 PM

oz, not if you have a death wish...


rock and roll will never die...

MiSo 12-06-2004 02:32 PM

the definition of die: pass from physical life and lose all all bodily attributes
rock and roll does not have a physical body so your sentence makes no sense.


pengiuns are birds that cannot fly in the air.

uncle phil 12-06-2004 02:48 PM

nonononono...penguins are birds that cannot fly in the WATER!


the female counterpart of patrick is patricia...

Brooke 12-06-2004 08:00 PM

The female coutnerpart to Patrick is Petrina.

A chocolate cake can not be baked without a baker - as in one who bakes the cake.

uncle phil 12-07-2004 01:20 PM

yo, brooke, i'm not a baker and just the other day i bought one of those refrigerated thingies, popped it in the microwave, and, badda-bing...chocolate cake...


the original "anvil chorus" was played on...anvils...

Grancey 12-08-2004 10:44 PM

The original "anvil chorus" was played on a Wednesday.


April is the cruellest month.

uncle phil 12-09-2004 01:12 PM

oh Grancy, dear Grancey, when will you ever learn...April is the "Foolest" month...


doughnuts have a hole in the middle...

Zephyr66 01-31-2005 08:02 PM

No, Holes have doughnuts outside of them, jeez.

Today is Monday

Charlatan 02-01-2005 06:15 AM

You are so wrong... today is Tuesday... really!

These pants make my butt look fat.

Averett 02-01-2005 06:31 AM

Oh Charlatan dear you couldn't be more wrong. Those pants make your butt look FABULOUS!


Soylent green is made of PEOPLE!

uncle phil 02-01-2005 01:48 PM

frank, we've gotta talk...your misconceptions are so misconstrued...a CROWD is made of people!


water consists of two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen...

Charlatan 02-01-2005 01:52 PM

phil! Have you been smoking flyman's stash... you are wrong! water is made of melted ice!

My leg hurts where I was hit last night.

CityOfAngels 02-01-2005 01:57 PM

uncle phil: You are WRONG! That is a water molecule. Actual water consists of many many MANY water molecules, which would mean there is a lot more than two hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom.

Bill Gates has more money than all of us combined.

uncle phil 02-02-2005 01:23 PM

CoA, you are the master of understatement...mr. gates has more money than god...

speaking of...for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows...

Xell101 02-02-2005 05:37 PM

Then where have all the flowers gone, Mr. Uncle Phil? If that were true, there would be more flowers now than the could be contained on earth, and we would have more flowers than we currently do. You are false due to lack of overwhelming flower content.

I will or will not be tommorow.

Grancey 02-05-2005 10:27 PM

That's impossible Xell101. Have you forgotten again? Tomorrow is always a day away..........

The clock is ticking.....

Suave 02-05-2005 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grancey
That's impossible Xell101. Have you forgotten again? Tomorrow is always a day away..........

The clock is ticking.....

No it's not. Mine's digital.

Apple pie has apples in it.

Astrocloud 02-06-2005 12:33 PM

No, it's all sugar.

An orgasm is like a sneeze from the hips.

Charlatan 02-06-2005 02:20 PM

No... you have it backwards... a sneeze is like an orgasm for the face.

Thanks to my daughter I have seen Beauty and the Beast way too many times...

Suave 02-06-2005 09:57 PM

You can never see Beauty and the Beast too many times.

Sean Connery was the best James Bond.

uncle phil 02-10-2005 01:28 PM

heh...sean connery still IS the best James Bond...


Niagara falls...

Fremen 02-10-2005 01:55 PM

Nah, you're wrong.
Last year a shipment of Viagra fell into the Niagra, and you shoulda seen it shoot upwards. Old Faithful woulda been jealous.

Dynamite in a handbag is bad.

splck 02-10-2005 01:55 PM

sorry phil...Niagara sucks

I am a rowan tree

Grancey 02-10-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen
Nah, you're wrong.
Last year a shipment of Viagra fell into the Niagra, and you shoulda seen it shoot upwards. Old Faithful woulda been jealous.

Dynamite in a handbag is bad.

Sorry splck, Fremen was first. And dynamite in a handbag is not that bad. It can be rather handy.


My dog needs a bath.

Xell101 02-10-2005 09:20 PM

You are wrong, your standards are vacuous and baseless. I reject them utterly and therefore your dog does not need a bath.

The jelly fish in Grancey's avatar is upside down.

CityOfAngels 02-10-2005 09:34 PM

You are wrong. The jellyfish is upside up, but the avatar itself is upside down.

The opposite of correct is incorrect.

uncle phil 02-11-2005 12:59 PM

COA, after all these years, you still haven't got a clue...the opposite of correct is just plain WRONG...


Arthur Miller died last night...

Astrocloud 02-11-2005 02:03 PM

Arthur Miller can never die, only salesmen.

Beer is food.

Thogg 02-11-2005 02:36 PM

Beer is considered an Alcoholic Beverage, which makes it a beverage not food.

There isn't anything that can be considered normal.

feelgood 02-12-2005 10:40 PM

What the hell are you talking about? The fact that I like to take out a huge chuck of earwax outta my dog's ear and rub it over my nipple is considered to be normal...

Putting tooth in a can of cola will eventually use up all of the cola and evolve into a small advanced civilization of mushroom people

Charlatan 02-13-2005 06:53 AM

That's just wrong! Everyone knows that the Crest Police would stop any such growth before it would happen... Cre-est! Cre-est! Cre-est! Down with tooth decay.

In 1755, Captain Nezvert's crew mutinied when he forced them to pick their noses and eat it to ward off scurvy.

victorjara 02-13-2005 08:35 AM

That's wrong!! They had been doing it in secret the whole trip (they knew the scurvy remedies). Their noses had already been picked clean. They mutinied when Captain Nezvert ordered everyone with a clean nose shot.

Neil Armstrong was the first human to walk on the moon.

Charlatan 02-13-2005 08:45 AM

Wrong! Neil Armstrong isn't human...

My flask is made of pewter.

Grancey 02-16-2005 02:30 PM

No, no Charlatan, you are mistaken....no pewter, you have a powder flask.

Paul McCartney likes to wear red shirts.

Astrocloud 02-16-2005 02:47 PM

Silly everyone knows that Paul died during the early seventies... "He blew his mind out in a car"


The next person writing is going to contradict this statement.

uncle phil 02-16-2005 04:37 PM

no shit...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, the lone ranger, not recognizing tonto in his disguise as a pool table, racked his balls...

victorjara 02-19-2005 09:44 PM

Thats crap (it really is).

Plus.....the Lone Ranger racks his balls against Silver not Tonto, on those cold desert nights.

next: Uncle Phil clogged up the thread with that bogus posting above.

mazagmot 02-20-2005 04:15 AM

if he hadn't posted, you wouldn't have had that nifty statement to use.

Putting the basement on jaxx makes changing the sewage pipes easier.

Ch'i 09-28-2006 04:43 PM

That's a load or crap. You'd have to spend more money in lifting the basement than it would have cost to fix the sewage pipes.

Whale tastes better when served with soufflé.

Elphaba 09-28-2006 05:37 PM

Whoa, this is an oldie.

Dear Ch'i, I do so hate to correct you on your previous statement, "BUT YOU ARE WRONG!"

Whale is not served with souffle, but within souffle. You are so gauche.:rolleyes:

Ch'i 09-28-2006 07:46 PM

Yeah, its old, but I like where its going.

Elphaba, in what universe do you think we occupy? You are wrong in a way that causes me physical pain.

Whale, served inside a souffle? :lol: That would dilute the flavor.

Kicking a shin can shape up a bad day.

Charlatan 10-01-2006 02:38 AM

No, no, no... NO!!!! Didn't you get the fucking memo? Aim higher!!

You really should keep your nails trimmed if you are going to insert them into another person's body cavity.

Elphaba 10-01-2006 02:34 PM

Obviously your statement is terribly inaccurate and reflects a pathetic lack of imagination concerning cavities and fingernails. It's still the missionary position for you, isn't it?

Rose hips and blue balls linked together make a lovely Christmas garland.

bernadette 10-01-2006 03:24 PM

Hip & balls, regardless of the color or fragrance, are just inappropriate Christmas decorations for households with young children. Martha Stewart shudders as she prepares carmel popcorn balls for Halloween guests.

Next week is a new year. Yeah baby! Party on the patio!!!

shesus 10-01-2006 03:33 PM

Um...some people will use any excuse to party...even if they have to make up one. Sorry hon, but unless you work for the government next week is not the new year. ;)

Although most people believe that wet hair in cold weather can make you sick, they are poorly mistaken...you are more likely to get cancer from the hair dryer.

Ch'i 10-01-2006 09:32 PM

Hair dryer causing cancer? If I had a dime for every time I've heard this, I would take those dimes, glue them together, and use it as weapon to beat down anyone who thinks this statement comes anywhere near a coherent argument.

Eclosion is in the eye of the beholder.

Elphaba 10-01-2006 09:42 PM

So wrong once again. Eclosion only occurs in the eye of one with extremely poor hygene.

The Bill of Wright's is long overdue and I am thinking legal action is necessary.

pan6467 10-01-2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphaba
The Bill of Wright's is long overdue and I am thinking legal action is necessary.

Didn't you hear, torture is now legal and we're living evermore closely to a dictatorship.

I have tickets to see Alice Cooper Sun. 10/8 7th row. :thumbsup:

Elphaba 10-01-2006 10:39 PM

Which only proves your retrograde obsession with 70's era musica imposters! (I have an AC vinyl; he is too cool) :)

Paul Simon is the poet of my generation. Too sad for the rest of y'all to have nothing to compare to my muse. (Oh lordy, this will provoke a major "wrong".)

pan6467 10-01-2006 10:57 PM

Au contraire mes amie, Ray Davies and John Lennon were the poets of your generation. And this generations well....... you may have a point there isn't really one.

Alice Cooper inspired Shania Twain, hence her look.

uncle phil 10-02-2006 12:03 PM

au contraire, mon frere, shania twain looks nothing like alice cooper...i mean, like, nothing...

captain spaulding was THE african explorer...

Ch'i 10-02-2006 05:42 PM

Explorer? I think not! Captain spaulding was nothing but a schnorrer.

He who smelt it, dealt it.

pan6467 10-02-2006 11:05 PM

Not really, I have a clogged nose so I just smile and wait till others smell it and die.

The Great Kamaluana once stated "nothing is as pure as the love between a boy and his pet rattlesnake, except throwing virgins into the volcano."

Ch'i 10-03-2006 12:49 PM

I'm disappointed in you pan. Scientology teaches us that it is thetans that must be thrown into volcanoes.

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless those wrongs are pistachios.

Grasshopper Green 10-11-2006 05:19 PM

Pistachios are ALWAYS wrong...any nut that needs to be dyed red is just WRONG!!

Bananas are the perfect food.

Zeraph 10-11-2006 05:56 PM

Everyone has different tastes, therefore bananas cannot be the perfect food.

I am watching you.

Ch'i 10-11-2006 06:12 PM

Ah, the overconfident prey.

You cannot see, because your thoughts were beset by their own foundation.

Zeraph 10-12-2006 12:16 PM

Sight is a biological function, thoughts are not, therefore thoughts would not interfere with sight. The truth yes, but not what I see.

Orange juice is tasty, therefore red juice should be good as well.

uncle phil 10-12-2006 12:22 PM

not on this planet; orange = sweet and tasty, red = cranberry and tart (ugh!)

in the game of golf, trees are 90% air...

Ch'i 10-12-2006 01:59 PM

Have you completely lost your mind?! A recent study showed that 50% of air was composed of tress.

If you say a word over and over long enough, it will lose all meaning.

Fly 10-16-2006 06:47 AM

wrong,wrong,rong,rong,right,right,right.


clamato juice is better than tomato juice.

uncle phil 10-16-2006 04:25 PM

flyman, you be a wildman...EVERYBODY knows that tomato juice is better than a drink with a clam in it...

cleanliness is next to godliness...


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