Wrong. A lady would know better than to ever be naked.

The New Jersey Devils are playing the <i>Mighty</i> Ducks of Anaheim in the Stanley Cup finals!

No the Devils are BEATING the Ducks.

I only have 9 fingers.

incorrectomundo...one or two of those nine is a thumb...


there's never a good time of day to drown...

sure anytime of the day when you are on fire

war is either good or bad depending on who is winning

No way man. War is ALWAYS a losing proposition.


Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy. (c'mon, sing along)

Sunshine on shoulders = sunburn
sunburn = unhappyness


Yellow fairy floss makes your shit green...

sigh... sunshine on your shoulders does not make you happy, endorphines produced by... whatever .... makes you happy

Plato was a man and a philosopher

Wrong!...Plato is molding clay that kids have been playing with for years.

My new brand of coffee is a bit too strong.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! The coffee is Just right , you dont use enough water in it!!!!!!!!


I need to go back to work!

wrong! you need to start work!


Porn includes naked people

Wrong: Those people are clothed in SIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Memorial Day weekend = three days without posting.

Wrong !
North of the 49th people didn't have Memorial day so it was posting as usual.

Rain drops keep falling on my head.

Okay if thats not a set up I really don't know what is.

bender, bender, bender, those aren't raindrops, they're liquid SUNSHINE...


butch and sundance bought it in bolivia...

Actually they are both still alive and well.....it's their characters that bought it in bolivia.

I am going to watch my boy play soccer after work.

Wrong: rumor has it, your boy is now a man.


It riegns true: Death and taxes are garunteed

WRONG... taxes can be avoided.

Somebody will post after I do.

Wrong. I'm nobody. *sigh*

My nickname on TFProject is HFrankenstein.

no, it is HWolfman.

i am addicted to the You Are Wrong thread and i keep posting to it.

You are only just getting over stage 2 of obsession: Denial. You are still 3 stages off being addicted.


Optimus Prime was an Autobot


Edit: removed quote... don't know why i put it there...

bheh....too slow.

Optimus Prime is a the Perfict Prime Number

flugtag is were dumb people try to fly in cardboard cut outs of weird things and get voted by judges in europe.

Wrong. That's what you think flugtag is, because you are not in the Illuminati, and don't realize it's a distraction from UFO-landings.

Penguins can't fly.

penguins can too fly how else would they get to their away games?

i have traveled half way around the world on a boat

(/me makes stupid buzzer sound)...not at the equator; you would have run into land...


the mighty ducks got blown away last night...

well, there was obviously nothing mighty about them then, was there.


Australias Govenor General controversially resigned today (with a healthy salary, pay-off, travel allowance and chaffeur driven car).

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! he didnt get healthy salary......... he took rotten carrots.....!!!!! ( ok I know that was a strech)




Titties and Beer are staples in my diet!

titties and beer are not staples man.... you have been looking at centerfolds to much.

a good diet consists of bear, sex, pizza, and the super bowl.

wrong! a you shouldn't eat the super bowl, or sex (unless you're real kinky)

The next person to post will prove me wrong.

Wrong !!
A good diet consists of the 4 food groups, a fun diet consists of beer, sex, pizza and the super bowl.

I have 5 dollars in my wallet

no, you're wrong bender, because the money in your wallet is based on a lie, that being that the paper representation of five dollars is equal to the amount of labor caused to produce it.

God created the universe by slowing energy down, thus causing matter to exist. (the reverse of E=mc squared)

E=Mc^2 bears no relationship with "slowing energy down".
That equation indicates that the equivalent energy that could be extracted in a perfect transformation is equal to the mass of the matter time the speed of light squared.

Einstein's Theory of General Relativity is complicated.

Nope its really simple. Watch, E=Mc^2, how simple is that.

you can too eat sex. my ex-girlfreind loved it.

(there goes that buzzer sound again)...einstein's theory of specific relativity is complicated...


there are WAY too many fish in the sea...

No...there are WAY too many fish in the sea AND the oceans, lakes, etc.

I got my internet hooked up at home today! :D

Bing...ummm buzzz
you got you account opened today.

I forgot what I was going to say

nope, just a mind-fart...


speaking of which...speech bubbles in cartoons contain words...

Yeah, sure uncle phil. They're mostly sentences.


Dogs are man's best friend.

Wrong. Blow jobs are a man's best friend.

Peaches are fuzzy.

peaches are hairy not fuzzy

the last staement makes no sense

Sure it does, because who knows what a staement is?

When the sky is clear it is possible to see the stars.

Get a day job!

Bush is Cheney's bitch.

As far as I know a Bitch is also a female dog. And if you ask me, Bush is not a dog, even though it would be cool if he was. And even if he was, does Cheney have a dog?

It took 7 minutes to think of that reply.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know it took you an hour to come up with that!




I just won a coca-cola hat !!!!!!

Wrong as the only took a second to come up with, as you were changing your mind about what to post.

grass is green.

Grass is actually yellow. But the garden gnomes come out every morning and paint it green. Go figure!

Everquest is fun.

Wrong, Everquest is an obsession, a cult and a tool for fanatic gamers to lose hours upon hours and days upon day in front of their monitor.


Porn is Wayyyyyyyyy better than Everquest

not if you can combin the two, you know change the skins with a mod, so everquest is sometimes equal to pron.

nipples are the best part of a breast!!!!!!

au contraire, my little amphibian friend...nipples are only a part of the best breast...


tige lived in buster brown's shoe...

no he didn't, because buster browns shoe got sold at one of those buster brown shoe store.

the best breast is the one I have in my mouth at the time.

What if you have a man's breast in your mouth? I'd say that would definately not be the best breast, regardless of it's geography at the time...


More than a handfull's a waste...

Wrong man...you ever tit fuck a double "D"?

big boobs are the cat's meow.

I think not... it's big TEETS are the kittens meow.




Breast size does not relate to intellect.

does to...why do you think anna nicole is so smart?


cape cod is a peninsula...

uncle phil, why do I always have to correct you? Cape Cod is a major vacation spot.


The moon is the earths largest satellite.

Wrong, Anna Nichole Smith is the earths largest satellite.

Squirels and gravy is the breakfast of champions.

Wrong , Wrong , Wrong


Its possum and gravy...........



It takes two hands to handle a whopper!

Midlandmadman your wrong, it takes a mouth to handle a whopper.

Minx is a great looking girl.

Minx is an awesome looking girl!

You are wrong...you didn't post an irrefutable fact.




It's not my job to keep thses fuken threads korrekt.

thanks, sandman, didn't know how to say what you did...and yes, it is your job if you are the next poster...


ringo was the beatles second drummer...

Actually he was the third. See Habib, was the first, in the underground band, before being murdered.

I joined these forums May 25.

sorry phil....

there was this dude from liverpool named "steve"...


noone really gave a hoot about this guy cuz he sucked.

he was screwin' that cynthia chick that was john's first wife,and john didn't like the shit that was goin' down,so he kicked the living shit outta "steve" and brought in that fuckin' pete best freak......and guess what?

he sucked too....

so the drummer we know of today as " ringo" was a lucky son of a bitch if you ask me.....

so .......Wrong.

mean mr. mustard was the best song ever made.

mais non, mon frere..."she came in through the bathroom window..."


my dog's better than your dog...

The majority is always right, and my dog is dead, which puts it in the majority.


Underwear should be considered optional

Possibly a cheerleader might disagree with that statement.




I need to drop a few pounds.

Wrong! you make Ethiopians look obese.


Underwear should be forbidden for cheerleaders.

Wow, that's a tough one vermin....BUT YOU'RE WRONG!

Peeling the underwear off of a cheerleader is half the fun.



Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Sorry Ruprex, you're way off. Diamonds are Forever.


My cat is the laziest thing on earth.

no such luck, pj...you're cat is just sleeping...


i know it's only rock and roll, but i like it...

no no man .... you LOVE it!

I like chocolate ice cream.

sorry Minx my sweet......you loooooove chocolate ice cream

*i mean who doesn't*

my horse is white with brown spots

Hey fly, are you sure it's not brown with really BIG white spots?


Earlier today, raindrops were falling on my head.

That wasn't rain, that was someone Pissing from the second story window!

Ice Hockey is the coolest sport!

Not if you're a goalie with no mask!


(It's hard to believe they used to NEVER wear masks.)



Summer is approaching.

Summer is not approaching. Don't believe me, go to Austrailia.



Pork is the other white meat.

no... CATS are the other white meat...


I love sex...

yeah, with your hand, and that's not sex...


wheels are round...

wheels that have air in them are round.....some go flat - very very flat

I didn't get enough sleep last night

Wrong! You got plenty of sleep last night, it's all that cough syrup that's making you groggy.


Cat's aren't lazy, they just know how to manage their time wisely.

and aren't you the rat...... lucky for that eh?

*fuckin' lazy cats*

dogs are man's best friend

I always thought sex was man's best friend

I hate brussel sprouts

sorry you hate that they were grown in dirt.

If I smoke enough crack I can fly

sorry dude...crack sucks.......you wanna fly?

smoke pot

cocaine is the devil's dandruff

balderdash...cocaine is the devil's lifeblood...


A squared + B squared = C squared...

no the answer is A squared + B squared = AB squared

Mac computers suck

FROG and I go way back... obviously Mac's don't suck because I watched him use one to write that post...

PC's Suck

no he only thought he "watched" me. his meds need to be adjusted. one can play more games on the PC than MAC. so in my defintion PC are soo much better.

Yeah... there IS a lot more stuff on a PC... Just like there are a lot more pollutants in the ocean. On the Mac, we only get the best software/games ported... we are the pure oasis.

My girlfriend has great legs...

Your girlfriend has legs... i'll give her that, but to be classed as 'great' would mean she would have to have legs that are in the top, say, 0.01% ever, and that's a long bow to draw...


Richie Valenz should've taken the bus

(can't pass this up)...poppycock...all three of them should have taken the bus...


only god can make a tree...

Trees can only be grown, not made. It's just the way it is...


Ragiddy-anne has cotton tits...

flat as a pancake my friend.

(if she had a pebble in her mouth,she'd be a cotton rock sucker though)

Meridae'n is crazy for cotton dolls

Whilst my wish list is long and distinguished, I'm afraid it doesn't reach that far...


Bears shit in forests

forest is a human term so to a bear "forests" means nothing. so from his point of view there is no forest. (stolen from the matrix "no spoon"). so he shits were ever he/ she wants.

Mac God's girlfriend should be a model.

nah, superstar...


elevators go all the way to the top...

No, they go all the way to the bottom - especially if the cable snaps


It's the "YOU ARE WRONG!" Game!

Not exactly Wingnut. I think half the time we're right.


Jeez, the birds are singing loud today.

Birds don't sing - they chirp



Birds don't sing - they chirp

chirpin' there paddyjoe,just like the wife last night after a couple too many wooblies.

the sun is shineing bright today

*edit too slow*