this thread can have a ballantine's while remembering my old v.2 and v.3 signature...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...esbeersign.jpg

But really, who wouldn't?

this thread has to hang out with his drunken buddy tonight........ (who's gonna be pasted by nine fuckin' thirty)..........and it's gonna make him have to go home early.




fuckin' light weights...........:no:

this thread found an appropriate Valentine's Day card with this greeting:

I picked up this card
from a slim selection,
But that's all they offer
in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe

This thread has jumped off the cliff,
and is riding a warm thermal updraft,
smiling, as it soars and glides and drifts gently
in a controlled manner
down to
the ground,
where
wine and cheese,
sit on the
blanket,
waiting
for us.

This thread will be there, without pretense.

this thread is waiting for a golden parachute

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...parachute1.jpg

this thread has worn blue suede shoes, fallen into a burning ring of fire, been tangled up in blue and has heard London calling. and that was only last thursday...

This thread simply loves the word 'comfortable'
it rolls off the tongue well, it sounds like what it means,
it is a hero of a word.

this thread loves a hero of a hero and hopes all participants in witness protection can eat one of these

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...OD20PT2066.jpg

This thread is not easily manipulated by cinematic pop cultured cuisine.

Ahem.

THis thread is worried that it left the coffee pot on.

This thread sings.

That sounds like pop corn. This thread loves pop corn, and coincidentally, so do I ...with grated parmesan on it. And with melted carmel and pecans for dessert. After that, this thread would like a triple cappuccino very dry.

This thread really wants to share some of BadNick's parmesaned popcorn chased by the carmel and pecan stuff so it doesn't get a tummy ache. Don't forget, this thread is still expecting. Just take what you want.

Ahhh, I didn't realize this thread is expecting. How sweet, congratulations and all the best.

I hope this thread allows me to be the godfather of the little expectation, though I imagine "godfather" may have a negative connotation to things in this thread's past that it would rather forget.

this thread always knew a hero wasn't nothin' but a samwich...

This thread loves a good hero and still eats samwiches.

this thread enjoys the fine art of sammiching...

This thread has developed an appetite. I hear this is a good sign.

This thread eats little punks like you for breakfast.

This thread does not enjoy being bullied.

i thought this thread was attitudinally challenged...

this thread is sleep challenged.....

This thread will give everyone a computer,
equipped to listen to this song, Sad Lisa, By Cat Stevens.

This thread will hardly swallow that. Then, this thread will go out for breakfast.

This thread got a congratulatory and good wishes telephone call last night from Paris Hilton, but it just hung up on her.

this thread is also in the witless erection program

but it doesnt like to talk about that

this thread wishes it had on a set of track pants instead of these fucking jeans.......

This thread thinks its penis is smaller than average and is trying to compensate by driving a cool car.

This thread is pregnant and has a small penis and is concerned about giving birth. :eek:

this thread will probably never pick it's nose in poughkeepsie...

Even though this thread drives a 600+ hp Supra turbo, it just looked at it's penis in the mirror and it appears to be normal size, but it's sure it was one of those mirrors that makes everything look smaller than it really is (can't show face due to witness protection program rules and regulations)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...gym-mirror.jpg

This thread is humming to the song..Turn! Turn!Turn!
Seekers and Byrds alike.

this thread is beginning to flesh out...

This thread has mixed feelings about today, thanks to Uncle Al:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...y_Massacre.jpg

This thread is laughing (what remains of) its ass off.

This thread holds several patents for door mounted ice dispensers on fridges.

and is not afraid to use them...

This thread has abs of steel. Don't try to snag a peek until the baby comes.