In spite of the legal consequences, this thread was sporking big time as it shook hands with it's female probation officer.

this thread is spork-a-licious

this thread has somehow misplaced it's spork....

This thread would like to fight a civil war for the liberation of Jumbo Shrimp. It will base this out of some well preserved ruins, and the front for HQ will be the Offices of a Marijuana Initiative. It's military intelligence will start a reality TV program based on religious truths, and advertise plastic silverware and English China.

this thread thinks that jumbo shrimp is a contradiction in terms

bubba gump blesses this thread...

This thread never knows what it's gonna get.

This thread is as this thread does.

this thread is often caught scratching its head also...

This thread smells like sizzling bacon.

This thread would like to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to it's new....
Sheriff.

This thread (probably) knows where you live.

It's on its way.

if you're not a gaucho don't be a groucho

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This thread, pounced on leap day.

This thread came in like a lion but will go out like a lamb.

this thread knows who shot the sheriff...

this thread did NOT shoot the deputy

this thread has one foot in the door........

This thread remains unashamed.

This thread wags its tail.

this thread peddles papers periodically...

This thread is slow and methodical.

This thread wants a man with a slow hand, a lover with an easy touch, somebody who will spend some time, not come and go in a heated rush. But it will take anything it can get.

this thread discovered disappearing ink

This thread can recognize a fellow clever minx.

Can this thread get a witness? Or a table dance?

Hearing "table dance" sent a tingle up from this thread's toe to its head ...or was it down from its head to toe? This thread has not been to Montreal in quite some time, but the Sextuple strip club was an awesome place.

This thread will be having a sonogram tomorrow due to the annoying frequency of Braxton Hicks contractions.

This thread will keep you all in its prayers.

this thread says, "nighty - night...kiss me..."

This thread thwarts the third threat this Thursday. Whereas we will watch with wistful wonder. Avast! Another announcement? Avaunt! This thread makes an assonance of alliteration.

sometimes this thread is witless, but who cares, it got legs!

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This thread is sniffling and sniveling but should be snuggling.

this thread believes it will have another beer...

This thread has an hour to wait before the package store opens.

This thread survived a wonder-full lost weekend.

This thread is fully charged.

This thread is well red.

This thread's parents...are both transparent and transcendant.

Isn't it fun?