This thread has become sentient.

This thread is self aware without being self conscious.

:shy:

actually, I have a feeling that this thread eats its young....

This thread knows where you live.

this thread has seen every Star Trek movie, but none of the tv shows.

This thread is good friends with Sybil.

:) :grumpy: :confused: :expressionless: :orly: :eek: :no: :paranoid: :mad: :thumbsup: :sad: :oogle: :rolleyes: :surprised: :shakehead: :cool: :cold: :yawn: :wave:

THis thread has balls.

this thread would appeal to that girl...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l/thatgirl.gif

That girl appeals to this thread, but I don't think this thread would appeal to that girl. She's not one of those people.

so i guess that leaves barbra striesand out in the cold, wearing a threadbare shawl...

This thread is a gentile, but knows enough Yiddish to get a laugh in the Catskills.

this thread dirty dances with the best of 'em........

This thread is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

This thread tells a neverending story.

this thread needs some freakin' music.........


......phil?

This thread is like a church.

Since I already posted this a couple times in the last week or so and I can't stop hearing it in my head (and in my car) I'll post it here for further appreciation. May Jimi bless you all.

JIMI HENDRIX - Electric Church Red House - LIVE

This thread is humming along because it doesn't know the words.

This thread is Queen For a Day.

Make every thread a queen, for every single day.

This thread wants to be a millionaire

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ay_phoenix.jpg

this thread is undergoing FDA approval to be used as a colon anti-spasmodic and breath freshener.

this thread once made 47 free throws in a row...blindfolded

This thread makes a delicious salad dressing, and a effective paint stripper.

this thread cast the deciding vote that cost Pluto planet status.

This thread has secretly replaced the second Bop in the Bop de bop de bop with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.

this thread has a fascination with small lamps.

... and a thing for Barbara Eden.

and once effectively painted a stripper

this thread was on the grassy knoll.......

This thread could tell you who did it, but then it would have to kill you.

...with a simultaneous orgasm?

this thread has two minute mice.

this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.

finally we found it ...this is the mystery thread that eats CPU cycles

http://lists.apple.com/archives/coco.../msg00662.html

This thread has been seen on Mr. Ed's back.

This thread is about as defenseless as a porcupine in a nudist colony.

Q (Quentin Kendall) is actually the Deputy Secretary of Transportation for Management and Budget. (No shit - went to school with him. Everyone called him Q. This was before STNG.)

this thread should ride out into the sunset.........

This thread still wants a pony. A pygmy one. And some zircon encrusted tweezers.