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ring 01-10-2008 07:26 AM

This thread has become sentient.

Tophat665 01-10-2008 08:08 AM

This thread is self aware without being self conscious.

ring 01-10-2008 08:10 AM

:shy:

paddyjoe 01-10-2008 08:22 AM

actually, I have a feeling that this thread eats its young....

Tophat665 01-10-2008 08:32 AM

This thread knows where you live.

Sion 01-10-2008 10:07 AM

this thread has seen every Star Trek movie, but none of the tv shows.

jewels 01-10-2008 10:35 AM

This thread is good friends with Sybil.

:) :grumpy: :confused: :expressionless: :orly: :eek: :no: :paranoid: :mad: :thumbsup: :sad: :oogle: :rolleyes: :surprised: :shakehead: :cool: :cold: :yawn: :wave:

Tophat665 01-10-2008 11:06 AM

THis thread has balls.

uncle phil 01-10-2008 11:32 AM

this thread would appeal to that girl...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...l/thatgirl.gif

Tophat665 01-10-2008 05:35 PM

That girl appeals to this thread, but I don't think this thread would appeal to that girl. She's not one of those people.

uncle phil 01-11-2008 03:42 AM

so i guess that leaves barbra striesand out in the cold, wearing a threadbare shawl...

Tophat665 01-11-2008 06:32 AM

This thread is a gentile, but knows enough Yiddish to get a laugh in the Catskills.

paddyjoe 01-11-2008 07:10 AM

this thread dirty dances with the best of 'em........

Ourcrazymodern? 01-11-2008 07:23 AM

This thread is more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

jewels 01-11-2008 07:35 AM

This thread tells a neverending story.

Fly 01-11-2008 07:52 AM

this thread needs some freakin' music.........


......phil?

BadNick 01-11-2008 09:11 AM

This thread is like a church.

Since I already posted this a couple times in the last week or so and I can't stop hearing it in my head (and in my car) I'll post it here for further appreciation. May Jimi bless you all.

JIMI HENDRIX - Electric Church Red House - LIVE


Tophat665 01-11-2008 09:35 AM

This thread is humming along because it doesn't know the words.

ring 01-11-2008 09:36 AM

This thread is Queen For a Day.

BadNick 01-11-2008 12:17 PM

Make every thread a queen, for every single day.

This thread wants to be a millionaire

uncle phil 01-11-2008 01:28 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ay_phoenix.jpg


Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
this thread needs some freakin' music.........


......phil?




Fotzlid 01-11-2008 05:47 PM

this thread is undergoing FDA approval to be used as a colon anti-spasmodic and breath freshener.

Sion 01-11-2008 08:54 PM

this thread once made 47 free throws in a row...blindfolded

Tophat665 01-11-2008 09:08 PM

This thread makes a delicious salad dressing, and a effective paint stripper.

Fotzlid 01-11-2008 09:12 PM

this thread cast the deciding vote that cost Pluto planet status.

Tophat665 01-11-2008 09:37 PM

This thread has secretly replaced the second Bop in the Bop de bop de bop with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices.

jewels 01-12-2008 05:00 AM

This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.

Fotzlid 01-12-2008 09:34 AM

this thread has a fascination with small lamps.

Tophat665 01-12-2008 10:00 AM

... and a thing for Barbara Eden.

Sion 01-12-2008 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
This thread makes...effective paint stripper.


and once effectively painted a stripper

paddyjoe 01-12-2008 01:35 PM

this thread was on the grassy knoll.......

Tophat665 01-12-2008 01:44 PM

This thread could tell you who did it, but then it would have to kill you.

uncle phil 01-12-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443
This thread was a spontaneous immaculate conception.

...with a simultaneous orgasm?

ring 01-12-2008 02:45 PM

this thread has two minute mice.

Fotzlid 01-12-2008 08:34 PM

this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.

BadNick 01-12-2008 09:25 PM

finally we found it ...this is the mystery thread that eats CPU cycles

http://lists.apple.com/archives/coco.../msg00662.html

jewels 01-13-2008 05:32 AM

This thread has been seen on Mr. Ed's back.

Tophat665 01-13-2008 07:13 AM

This thread is about as defenseless as a porcupine in a nudist colony.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid
this thread makes Q look like a second rate Vegas magician.

Q (Quentin Kendall) is actually the Deputy Secretary of Transportation for Management and Budget. (No shit - went to school with him. Everyone called him Q. This was before STNG.)

Fly 01-13-2008 07:38 AM

this thread should ride out into the sunset.........

Tophat665 01-13-2008 08:28 AM

This thread still wants a pony. A pygmy one. And some zircon encrusted tweezers.


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