this thread is a dick...no wait....a pussy.......no,no.....a dick.

This thread believes not in "appropriate", it wants better for the species.

This thread needs to inhale you.

This thread is still breathing.

this thread wants to swallow your tongue...

This thead is going to Ben & Irv's Deli for a tongue sandwish on rye.

This thread's heart hurts.

all your base are belong to this thread

Take two aspirins and call a loved one in the morning.

This thread accepts PayPal for its expurt medical advice.

This thread can be cruel sometimes.

this thread always hurts the ones it loves

this thread is so hurt, to think that you...you lied to me...

This thread looooves drama!

This thread still plays with itself.

They have set this thread up the bomb.

This thread saw its first robin of the season...and here it is.

http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...File0021-3.jpg

This thread has already witnessed quite a few robins around here where it is not as cold as where ring is.


He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing his song
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin' robin...

by Bobby Day - Rockin' Robin

This thread weeps the salt that stings.

This thread enjoys licking salty glass. :p

this thread is one salty dog...

this thread wipes off its monitor...

this thread sometimes wants to piss on its monitor ...but the witness protection liaison officer seems to not be into watersports :(

this thread is rumoured to have spent time in romania

this thread wants to be bobby's girl...

this thread sometimes wishes it was bobby. This thread also has thoughts about sneaking into the Ladies Lounge section to see what's going on in there. "Girls' Night Out. NO MEN ALLOWED!" is too much to resist but fear of the law is holding this thread back. Hey you women, what's going on in there?

This thread is happy to be in the crone stage.

this thread fought the law...and the law won...

jeebus, this thread hopes that isn't a disease...

This thread says "hey...don't worry...we're all terminal."

this thread thanks ring for living up to her crone stage ...this thread had no idea what that was, but just searched and found out some info about it. So after The Maiden, The Mother, comes The Crone in the three stages of women's lives. Sounds pretty nice to be sharing wisdom, have power and sexual mastery. Go Goddesses!!! Hey, this thread will look up what men could be doing with all this experience and knowledge just busting out of our trousers all over the place.

This goddess of a thread is wondering if the unborn thread-child wasn't taken from its threadlike womb by aliens. :confused:

Tom Cruise? Sometimes this thread feels like an alien in it's own Witness Protection Program.

this thread wishes it had Jessie's Girl...

this thread heard the boys were back in town...

this thread is a total jukebox hero ...

This thread says "April 12th, 28 degrees F. and snow?"

"Curse swear expletive expletive profanity obscenity potty mouth

expletive...some body get the soap ready......foulmouth....
imprecate...swear swear swear."

This thread knows all that glitters is gold.

This thread has gathered holly, mistletoe, and aromatic herbs to burn in her honor.

this thread likes the aromatic herbs..........

This thread wouldn't mind a little second hand smoke.

This thread is longing for some of BC's finest and doesn't even care if it violates probation.

This thread knows that enlightening someone on how to bust out of
a cage...might require a very large crow-bar.