This thread wants to touch the hiney.

This thread also has will of iron, thighs of oak, buns of sesame, and underpants of latex.

This thread eschews underwear.

This thread will not hang out it's dirty laundry in public, though it has been known to eat edible underwear but otherwise on the intranetz it's easy to e-chew even dirty underwear.

This thread does not eschew obfucation, though.
This thread does not feel 100% right without good airflow around its secret places.

this thread offers one word: "kilts"

this thread did not start the fire...

This thread will ambulate despite disambiguation,

And it loves Swanson Mini-Tacos as well.

this thread is a few wobbly pops away from being pasted......

this thread runs with scissors.....

and this thread eats razor blades ...

And spits tinsel onto it's Christmas tree.

and shits needles the next morning...

this thread never met that pea-picker from tennessee named "ernie..."

This thread is changing the world from the inside.

What did this thread witness?

this thread is hung over like a shit house rat.......:oogle:

Ask the prince, they have a nose for things like that

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...cs/jsin63l.jpg

http://www.ait-recorders.com/images/witness.jpg

underwear for the fashionable protected witness

FRONT
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...s/al148l2m.jpg
BACK
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../al148l2mr.jpg

...unless you wear them backwards to throw off the bad guys

This thread is having trouble pulling its thoughts together.

This thread does not suffer fools gladly,
yet shall always be kind to them...
hopefully,
most of the time.

Ah, well.

this part of the thread echoes the above sentiment...

This thread shall step up to the plate,
and will swing.

Whos on first?

this thread knows, but ain't tellin'...

(hint: it's "who's...")

What this thread lacks in punctuation,
makes up for, by being punctual.....

and loves the 'Man From Uncle' as well.

This thread can be punctilious but not quite pugnacious, although this thread was a pugilist in a past life.

perfectly put, in this thread...

This thread is on tenterhooks.

Possibly due to being confined too long in the protection facilities, this thread doesn't know what tenterhooks are.

PS: well, googled it. This thread learned something new today.

This thread has blind-siding epiphanies...

that give back-scratches.

my edit: oops, I meant to say this thread does this, not "me" of course:

This thread used moisturizer cream on it's legs today since it was scratching them to near orgasm ...and bloodiness. This thread really likes the Nutraderm stuff, best it has found for great moisture and not greasy.


PS:
Back scratches are awesome to get; my 12yo old boy who's already as large as I am still snuggles up to me and asks me to scratch his back ....my little puppy boy. Personally, foot massages are my preference.

This thread is giving out free Entropy.

This thread is warm in some parts, cold in others.

This thread has had it's petard surgically removed so that it cannot be hoisted by it.

This thread waits patiently, and welcomes input when it comes.

this thread is no gynocologist, but it'll have a look at it...

This thread's brain might explode, the only question being: Big or little?

may this thread's truck,start tommorow morning.

this thread knows how to keep a moron in suspense

This thread was able to secretly place a classified ad in a local newspaper:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...lewhite-lg.jpg

This thread will never end...

this thread just might have an epiphany...