This thread has "Losing my religion" humming around in its thread-head ever since it saw ketchup on holy communion wafers while visiting the witness protection program non-denominational chapel:

http://triggur.org/communion/ketchup.jpg

and then on top of that, it got even worse!
http://triggur.org/communion/oniondip.jpg

http://triggur.org/communion/cheezewhiz.jpg

...which now BEGS!!! the question ...why not Nutella?!!!

this thread will not ever wear a tinfoil hat...

this thread hates that song

This thread has been abusing cough syrup.









Again.

this thread is everythread to everyman...

this thread NEVER looks both ways before crossing the street.....

This thread makes its own path.

This thread is its own 100th monkey.

This thread wants its mommy.

This thread was kicked from an IRC spelling bee for correctly spelling "shittake".

This thread comes has multiple skeins.

this thread hopes it doesn't become the next big internet meme. this thread hates that word.

this thread has it's balls to the wall.....

To further protect its identity, today this thread is going in for a sex change operation. Please lend any support and encouragement you can. Thank you.

.........thread



..........needs



..........beer



:dead:

this thread needs an umbrella...

this thread cums in colors......

This thread is a miracle, waiting to happen.

In 1972, this thread was sent to prison by a military court for a crime it didn't commit. This thread promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, it survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can hire... This thread.

THis thread went to Burma with John Rambo, but left when it couldn't get a decent shave anywhere.

This thread has its ups and downs.

this thread wears rubber party pants.............

so, this thread couldn't get a Burma-Shave?

This thread could use a wax.

this thread sometimes enjoys the nibble technique of unwanted hair removal


To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave

Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom

When Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave

BadNick beat me to the punch on this thread with the burma shave signs...

(I believe!)

This thread will have all that it needs, and the vast majority of what it wants.

this thread is needy........



poor bastard

speaking of needy, this thread needs a couple of beers...

This thread actually needs a couple of good beers. Big difference.

This thread is good friends with Moe.

Unfortunately, this thread doesn't think highly of Larry or Curly.

This thread has a mind of its own.

This thread sent the mutant adenovirus on its way.

(Ring, bear witness to what happened again!)

This thread wonders if there is not universal interference.

This thread is a universal wonder.

This thread does beauty things.

This thread has that certain je ne sais qua.

And that's just fine with this thread.

Witness protected beer?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...tectedbeer.jpg

If I was that beer I'd want to hide my identity, too. In about half hour I'll be sucking on a 25oz Sam Adams lager, tonight it's to the local Belgian brew pub for some imported treats.

This thread would enjoy sucking on a beer through
an Electric Blue colored twirly straw,
while listening to David Bowie.