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Tophat665 12-29-2007 08:03 AM

This thread is in the Witness Protection Program
 
This thread is the toast of Dubuque.

This thread is where you say things about this thread.

This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always.

This thread is what nonsense means.

Fly 12-29-2007 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always.


well then,this thread needs to kiss my hairy ass Top..........:thumbsup:

ring 12-29-2007 08:12 AM

this thread has been potty trained at the 'farm' in williamsburg,VA

uncle phil 12-29-2007 11:49 AM

may this thread never unravel...or is it ravel...or is it bolero...never mind...

Tophat665 12-29-2007 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly
well then,this thread needs to kiss my hairy ass Top..........:thumbsup:

This thread is slightly offended.

This thread does admire Fly's hairy ass.

This thread has fourteen illegitimate children, all named Aloysius, in 6 different European countries.

BadNick 12-29-2007 09:45 PM

This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665
This thread is the toast of Dubuque...

While I like toast, I prefer to think of this thread as a Philly cheesesteak ...wit wiz.

IdolGirl 12-29-2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick
This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops.


a pre-pubescent thread, if you will.


I want a hobbit.

paddyjoe 12-30-2007 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly
my hairy ass

this thread has unfortunately now been infected like thousands of others in TFP.........:shakehead:

Tophat665 12-30-2007 08:02 AM

This thread is hobbit forming.

This thread has not been infected, butt assimilated.

No animals were harmed in the making of this thread, and the midgets are already recovering nicely.

ring 12-30-2007 08:10 AM

Thith thwead is hard to pwonounce with a lithp.

Fotzlid 12-30-2007 09:08 AM

this thread aspires to have mystical properties

uncle phil 12-30-2007 11:05 AM

i went to philadelphia once, and it should have been closed...

Tophat665 12-30-2007 12:01 PM

THis thread is very sensitive about its slight harelip.

This thread was never in Sumatra.

ring 12-30-2007 12:29 PM

This thread is proceeding cautiously, worming its way..profiling
the lot of you.

uncle phil 12-30-2007 01:56 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...otection-2.jpg

BadNick 12-30-2007 07:41 PM

this is a thread of many colors, and some off-color, too.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ics/thread.jpg

Tophat665 12-30-2007 07:45 PM

This thread has reason to suspect that something peculiar is lurking on the next page.

This thread is a bit apprehensive and could use a hug.

Sion 12-30-2007 09:54 PM

this thread peed in the corner when no one was looking

paddyjoe 12-31-2007 06:28 AM

this thread does seem to welcome pee......

uncle phil 12-31-2007 06:42 AM

"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things....nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance..."

Macbeth - Act 2, Scene 3

ring 12-31-2007 07:00 AM

This thread should never be upbraided.

Fly 12-31-2007 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

No animals were harmed in the making of this thread



don't be too hasty Top.........i live on a farm man.



:orly:

Tophat665 12-31-2007 10:39 AM

This thread would, from now on, like to be referred to as Loretta.

Loretta wants her bourbon, now.

uncle phil 12-31-2007 11:19 AM

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta. go home...

Charlatan 01-03-2008 04:35 PM

This thread is good for flossing...

Tophat665 01-03-2008 06:49 PM

This thread realizes that asking to be called Loretta was silly and ultimately futile.

This thread is ribbed for her pleasure.

This thread can eat 50 eggs.

Sion 01-04-2008 02:18 AM

this thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

uncle phil 01-04-2008 04:28 AM

i never saw a purple cow...

jewels 01-04-2008 05:55 AM

This thread has been imprisoned for far too long and yearns for a skin peel to change hue.

Tophat665 01-04-2008 06:25 AM

This thread has never picked cotton.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-04-2008 07:16 AM

This thread will never abandon its purpose - the run for the money.

ring 01-04-2008 07:24 AM

This thread will help me to find my way from the barn to the house,
in a blizzard.

Sion 01-04-2008 11:39 AM

this thread knows what hobbitses have in their pocketses...

Tophat665 01-04-2008 11:55 AM

This thread can only be destroyed by being crushed beneath the wheels of the Juggernaut fo the Endless Labyrinth of Kishtun.

uncle phil 01-04-2008 01:15 PM

this thread is in danger of becoming militantly musical...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...readBanger.jpg

ring 01-04-2008 01:31 PM

This thread accidentally blew in the wind as you were laying
down the last coat of polyurethane, but it is a blonde one
and no one will really notice except if they rub their hand over the
finish and say something...who needs friends like that anyhoos.

BadNick 01-04-2008 01:46 PM

this is the thread that binds the bones

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...pics/n4957.jpg

Fotzlid 01-04-2008 02:19 PM

this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9

Sion 01-04-2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid
this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9


but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9

uncle phil 01-04-2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid
this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9

been there...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9

done that...

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
been there...



done that...

but couldn't wear the tee shirt because one needs a collar...


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